# 34: Chichi-kami Manifests.
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"So Baraqiel, why are looking depressed this time?" I ask him because he seemed really unstable.
"I found my daughter in front of a love hotel with that Red Dragon brat. One thing leads to another...
I learned Akeno already lost her purity *sniff* even worse both of them beat me when I tried to act the tough father." He's crying and Odin is looking at me with an annoyed expression for ruining his fun.
We're once again touring the remaining Oppai Clubs, Odin finally came back. This time Shinto Faction is on board with the treaty as well.
"Why don't you ask Issei to use his Oppai magic to connect your hearts. You can peer into your daughter's true feelings." He made a disgusted face before nodding. Well, at least he's not whimpering anymore.
"Jacob, let's get those devil brats to escort me next time. Then you can fix this mess. I can't enjoy Oppai with him crying next to me." Odin, you're a brilliant god.
"By the way Odin, where's Loki?"
"Hah! That brat Vali challenged him to battle with Fenrir as a bet. He decided to stay back and teach them some humility." I have a feeling Vali is going to win since he's Issei's Rival.
"Let's hope Loki won't get angry too much."
"You think he'll lose?"
"Well, last I heard Vali can use his Juggernaut Drive with ease." I say making Odin spit his drink.
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"Die withcer!" I dodge a flame ball coming at me before sending force blasts with Aard.
My hit connected to the group of humans that decided it was a smart idea to gang up on me.
All of them got crushed to the death except one who achieved a balance breaker at the last second.
Seeing him getting forcefully teleported, I stopped time in the area with Yrden before implanting a magic C4 in his body.
Restarting the time I looked at the poor unwilling suicide bomber and gave him a salute.
"Ahh it's hard to find good suicide bombers, all the good ones have all died." Seeing there are no enemies left I went back to my car.
Thankfully the upgrades I made to it prevented from getting destroyed.
"Finished them?" Asia who was frowning at one particular scratch on the paint asked me.
"Yeah, all of them Sacred Gear users, ones that reach balance breaker get teleported out."
"Magic C4?" Hearing her question I can't help but grin. Too bad we can't watch it explode.
"Did you even need to ask?" Getting back in the car we reached the school where we learned that Rias's group was attacked as well.
But they couldn't stop the ones that achieved balance breaker and they got teleported.
Azazel gave me an unreadable expression once I mentioned what I did but the rest didn't really care.
"By the way kids, you guys are on escort duty with Odin tonight so get ready." I informed them before leaving.
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"Sensei why am I forced to sit with this man. Can I just go outside the carriage?" Akeno complains from her turtle bondage, Issei eventually had to tie her up.
I can see Baraqiel giving bits of advice for improvements to Issei who's looking really interested to learn more.
"Well, Akeno if you had cooperated, it wouldn't have come to this."
"Well, it's not that bad. Issei used to tie it tighter."
"I don't need such information just sit down while your boyfriend fixes your daddy issues."
Issei tried seeing through Akeno's heart through her oppai and got through but he couldn't pull Baraqiel.
Sighing I used senjutsu to boost him up only to succeed partially...
"CHICHI-KAMI-SAMA PLEASE LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!" Issei started glowing pink again then we found ourselves looking at Akeno's childhood memories with her mother.
If this was Naruto I would have called it Flashback Jutsu, but this is different.
By the end of it, Shuri's soul came to wherever we are and embraced Akeno and Baraqiel.
I feel like I am out of place, looking next to me Issei seemed to share my opinion.
Once we came back to ourselves the pink glow on Issei rounded up to create a single illusionary Oppai and started talking.
{My devout follower, you have my blessings. Go forth and conquer more Oppai in my name.} With that Oppai went inside Issei and I was surprised to sense his power rising.
"Odin-sama are you crying?" Rossweisse who was sleeping the whole time woke up to Odin's cry.
"I never saw something this beautiful, thank you." He even bowed to Issei!
"Odin-sama don't lower your head. You represent Asgard! Just what happened while I was dozing off!?" She eventually turned to me for an explanation.
"I am too sober for this shit." Our trip was cut short due to interference by Chichi-kami...
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"Asia, what is your opinion on polygamy?" I ask Asia at night. She shifted in bed to climb on to me.
"I see how it works by looking at Rias-senpai. I don't mind but please keep it in moderation." I just patted her head, coaxing her into sleep.
I am not planning to have another relationship but I needed her opinion, as far as I am concerned this is a harem world and harems are inevitable.
In the morning we came downstairs to find Ophis watching cartoons with her Infinite Bowl.
"Hey there Ophis. It's been a while." She patted the spot next to her. Once I sat down she switched to my lap and kept eating.
"Ophis?"
"For some reason, pudding doesn't taste good without you two." She pouted at her bowl. So cute!
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The meeting between Three Factions, Asgard, and Shinto Faction started with us standing guard.
Everything is going well except Amaterasu attended wearing a gym suit reminiscent of Rossweisse.
Poor Sun Goddess doesn't even have time to dress herself...
"I was expecting trouble but it's quite peaceful isn't it?" Baraqiel comments from the side drawing angry glares from everyone.
"What, I was just thinking out loud." Angry glare intensifies.
"Please don't jinx us father." I guess this what happens when you turn the villain of the arc into an okay guy. (I mean Loki is still an Evil God)
"Yes, dear." Well, at least Akeno fixed her relationship with her father.
A couple of hours later we were informed that meetings went great, Asgard and Shinto Faction are in the treaty.
Afterward, Odin said his goodbye and teleported back to Asgard. Alone from what I can see.
"He didn't just forget his aide and went back home right?"I sighed after, seeing the faces of the kids.
Let's just hope he sent Rossweisse back before the meeting or something.
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It's the middle of the night I am sleeping comfortably with my girlfriend and I heard I cry from across the street.
"Odin-sama forgot me and left on his own wahh!" Sometimes I hate my enhanced hearing, no wonder Ophis seeks silence...