'Wait, what did you just call me?' Victoria asked me via telepathy.
"Let's go, Buttoria!" I shouted again.
I didn't reply with telepathy because I don't care if people know that I called my lower-half Buttoria. Everyone here already thinks that I'm retarded anyway.
'Because I'm a butt now you called me Buttoria? Well, I can't really complain. I should have transformed into something else instead of being the horse part. I just thought that it would be fun being a half horse. I never really thought that the upper-half is stupid even though I know that he could be the stupidest man in the world when he wants to. Let's just get it done fast,' Victoria said.
Me and my butt. I'm the centaur who will bring salvation to vampires who will join my side. Only when I'm a centaur. Other than that, I'll use them just like the other monsters by my side.