Day 45- Today I've decided to go hunt for more varieties of slimes like Rou did in canon just to see if I can gain one of their useful skills, yesterday those elves ran away with their tails between their legs which means we've got about 2-3 days before they return.
I alone could crush them easily but I feel it would be better to let Rou take the spot light on that front. The main reason is that he will gain some serious negotiation skills after this affair which means I'll get better resources to improve myself with.
I'm essentially a ninja from Naruto, I'm using the share of the village to grow in power until I can either make my own/ takeover the current one or simply be so strong I can do whatever the fuck I want! come to think of it perhaps I could take on the roll of spymaster for our camp. Rou will get a cloning ability or use the princess' resources.
After meditating on it for half the day (yes it was a good use of my time) I decided to take a page out of a genius' book..... I discussed it with my council of ladies. I haven't made the t-shirts yet but I will do it later.
I went for a quick hunt to cap of the day before talking to them tomorrow, during my hunt I managed to gain a grey slime core which gave me
{fluid restoration, fluid muscle manipulation and pressure point identification traits gained} these skills allow me to essentially relax my body and become more flexible, recover my stamina by hydrating and finally identifying the pressure points of whatever I'm touching as well as a little knowledge as to what they do. So I can cripple someone with a poke, cripple their magic cultivator style via the impotence kick or turn a woman to putty in my hands.
Day 46- Once I gathered Sei, Sato, Chi, Rin and Sui I asked them about whether I should proceed with it and more importantly how? the main issue was the actual structure of the world to worry about.
This continent is divided into the Sternbild kingdom, the republic of Druvan, the Atarakua Demon empire, the kirika empire, the Estgrand beast kingdom and finally the Lumen Holy kingdom. Those place will have major problems with us in a short amount of time meaning I should infiltrate them quickly to catch wind of their military movements.
This comes with major problems as some of these places are gonna be racist towards me and using fear like you will through his ear cuffs isn't exactly applicable with me. So I came up with one method that another genius used, I'm gonna establish my spy network through all the brothels I can in every capital of these kingdoms. I'm going to become an ero-sennin! this declaration came with several punches, kicks and nips all over my body.
So I had to coax my women with massages, promises of confectionary/jewellery and of course love making. Using my new pressure points skill had them moaning even louder than usual, Rou reinforced our room with his strings the next morning. They came around to seeing things my way I thought with a manic grin on my face. I still need to explain this to zest however.
The rest of my day was spent experimenting with poking pressure points to see what would happen. Would you orgasm? Would you power up? Would you die? Would you become a woman? these were the questions that needed to be asked in the name of science. Though no-one volunteered to be experimented on and I'm not a retard like Mori Jin to test it on myself, I DON'T HAVE NANITES TO HEAL MYSELF!!
On another note Rou made some new clothes for everybody along with showing off his blood clones, tch! show off.
Day 47- My intuition {intuition has become a skill and evolved into V. Hyper intuition} Ok that's bullshit!! anyway my hyper* intuition has been warning me about a threat approaching. I don't have a mini map so I took a quick recon of the area. Low and behold we got some willing test subjects and those lovely ELFRUS coming here..... sorry my inner rimuru leaked there for a sec.
I walked back to camp only to pass a midget Rou who nodded at me like ti was just a common occurrence. yare yare daze~I walked into the inner cave and sensed Rou hiding in a corner sewing away. "Rou you're stealthed again, we got elves on the marched spouting some bullshit about losing their honour. How are we handling this?"
"Hmm, ambush em of course. Lets give the others a chance to flex their skills and we can get the elves as helpers like the humans" "I don't think they'll comply" "Don't worry about that, leave that to me." then we just stared at each other while he wiggled his liquified fingers. I sighed and said "fine but I get those two elf twins, I think they're cute" "ok ok~ I'm just surprised your still craving more considering the state your girls end up in" he replied to which I laughed heartily.
twenty five elves exactly marched into the cave like they owned the damn place, the result was that they got tied up. Are and Kirue who were the two escorts I personally used my bondage skill on, Chi and Rin looked a little jealous about it but I didn't give a damn. Its every isekai protagonists dream to have an elf slave. The demon lord in another world got one so we all get one! so speaketh ROB!!!
back to the test subjects, Rou wanted use to fight them but as soon as he untied one it lunged for Rou. I hopped in front and smiled at him which made him shiver,
I look like a fanalis so when I smile my strong jaws get shown off. Elves don't find that attractive for some reason. Anyway I been poking him while he came at me with a sabre.
The results were pretty epic, I poked one spot in his arm and is disconnected all the ligaments on it as well as making him loose all feeling. Watching his good ol right hand hang and stretch slightly freaked him the hell out. He started squealing so I poked his larynx which made him hit puberty for some reason. He sounded like corpsehusband with how deep it got. As a sign of rebellion he tried to kick me so I leaned back and watched him spin and fall.
Seeing my chance to gender experiment Ivankov style I appeared behind him and drove my two thumbs into his lower back which made him squeal in his deep voice. That attack made him gain a micro-penis and his balls shrink meaning it made him have a Childs genitalia. The other men could only watch in horror as I continued to poke and prod to see what would happen. The other elves chose to fight the goblins as soon as possible not wanting to be the next subject.
A few minutes later the ones who live were decided and I had my victim in front of me, I had made him into a trap somehow. His bone structure changed so he shrunk and became more feminine, poking his scalp made his hair change colour and become nicer which made all the womens eyes shine. Fixed his voice to be like a woman's and his lower body well... lets just say that the next time we get a prisoner we don't like we're tossing them in a cell with it. It is called rosy-chan now just to clarify.
Rou killed the prideful elf and got the discount skill along with a skill called {worthless honour- gives a 15% increase to all abilities as long as your honour is damaged} I dread to think of what would happen should the young masters acquire such a skill.
I dragged Arue and Kirue back to our room followed by my women who were curious to know what else my new skill can accomplish. one of the other elves tried to attack a goblina so Rou tossed him in a cell with rosy-chan and amped up his aphrodisiac skill. We gained a new form of torture that day based on the screams.