Authors note: "THAT'S RIGHT I KILLED THE PROTAGONIST
AN ORIGINAL IDEA THAT NO ONE DONE BEFORE..
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Except Dragon Ball.... And Naruto.... And Hunter x Hunter.... And Bleach..... And Akame ga kil... And...
You know what never mind..."
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Sapphire : " Wha... Where am I... "
Ruby : " the underworld "
Sapphire :" Ruby you're still with me? "
Ruby: " it seems that I'm murged with your soul
Thus yes"
Sapphire : " I don't feel my body...
So we really did die...
Well
I'm glad I'm not alone
Whatever happens next we'll go through it together"
Ruby: " in case you reincarnated again ands forget your memory
Don't worry I'll make a copy for you"
Sapphire : "thanks buddy"
??? : "Gentle soul come, prepare to move on"
Sapphire : "huh... That voice...
Eresh?"
Eresh : "huh?"
Sapphire : "oh hey how are you?"
Eresh: "AHHHHHHHHHH
GHOOOOOOSTTT"
She drops in her butt ands backs away while screaming "
Sapphire:" OIIIII IT'S ME SAPPHIRE
ALSO
WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF GHOSTS
ISN'T THIS YOUR JOB
YOU'RE THE GODDESS OF DEATH?! "
Eresh :" Sapphire... You're dead?...
Ohh right sorry I freaked out for a moment
Souls can't speak usually
They mostly wale
This is the first time a soul spoke to me
How did you do that? "
That's probably thanks to Ruby but she doesn't need to do that....
Eresh: " well this is unfortunate
But rules are rules...
I'll help you move on"
Sapphire : "figures.."
Eresh: "well go stand in the soul line and wait your turn..."
So I have to stand in line to die properly
Nice....
Wah...
My soul...
Something feels strange...
It's like I'm being pulled away by something...
Alein: "Hello there"
Sapphire : "Huh Alein"
I'm in a white bed room
Alein: " where at my room at the temple of the demon continent"
Sapphire : "how did I get here and how did I get my body back?"
Eresh : " ALEIN WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!?"
Alein: "revive him"
Eresh : "HOW HE WAS IN MY DOMAIN YOU CAN'T REVIVE HIM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!"
Alein: "HEHE Look at his soul well"
Eresh: " this is..."
Alein: "yes indeed"
Alein puts a victorious smirk
Eresh : "You.."
Alein : " yep"
Eresh : " Peed on him"
Alein: "Exac... Wait what"
Eresh: "..."
Alein: "....."
Sapphire : "...."
Eresh : "...."
Alein: "....."
Sapphire : "...."
Eresh : "...."
Alein: "..."
Sapphire : "....
Did you accidentally pee on me during the sex?"
Alein: "NOOO I DID NOT PEE ON YOU
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ERESH"
ERESH : " SURE YOU DID"
Alein : " I NEVER PEED IN MY LIFE"
Sapphire : " Eresh...
please elaborate..."
Eresh: " sure
Each God has his domain as you know
And we can't interfere in other gods domains without permission
However it seems like Alein gave you a blessing that marks you as someone in her territory
Just like how a wolf pees on a tree to mark it as its territory
Alein marked you as a part of her territory
So Alein peed on you"
Alein: "WHY DID YOU EXPLAIN IT LIKE THAT"
Eresh: "easiest method"
Alein: " lier you just wanted to make fun of me"
Eresh : " I deny nothing"
Sapphire : " *kiss* thanks"
I kissed Alein cheeks
Alein: "WA... WA.. WA.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IDIOT"
Sapphire : "thanking you"
Eresh : " I see.. Well if that's the case I'll guess I'll make an exception...
ASSS IFFF"
*SNAP*
Eresh snapped her fingers and my body dropped on the floor an my soul got out
OH come on
Alein: " HEYYYY QUIT IT"
*SNAP*
And I'm back to life
Eresh: " no *SNAP*"
*SNAP*
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN DIEING FOR AN HOUR NOW
CAN WE TAKE A BREAK
MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES SO MANY TIMES THAT IT GOT BORING
Alein: " it seems you will not yield"
Eresh : "neither will you"
Alein: " then we will decide
Using the ancient method"
Eresh : " if we must"
An ancient method..
What could it be?
Alein and Eresh: " *inhale*
ROCK PAPER SIZZOR GOOO"
THIS IS THE ANCIENT METHOD
WHAT DID THEY NOT HAVE COINS TO TOSS BACK THEN
Alein: "YESS"
Eresh: "NOOOOO
Best two out of three?"
Alein: " sure"
Sapphire : "OIIIII"
After the battle for my soul was ended I was allowed back to life
Sapphire: "thanks Alein"
Alein: "DON'T MISUNDERSTAND IDIOT
I DID IT FOR JEANNE NOT YOU
HMPH"
She teleported away
We're reaching levels of tsunderes that I didn't know was even possible
Chapter End