????? : "HIDE MEEEE"
A coward jumped under the table...
Two cowards...
Three cowards....
Four cowards....
Five...
Six...
Seven....
Eight....
Nine....
(OIII AREN'T THERE TOO MANY COWARDS HERE?!)
Surprisingly that scream from earlier came from all of them in a single voice....
Tigarios: "WHY ARE YOU HIDING HERE FOR...
THAT HAG IS HERE FOR MEEE?!!"
Daren: "YOUUUU!!! SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HERE FOOOOR MEEEEE"
SHINE: "WHAT ARE YOU MORONS TALKING ABOUT SHE'S HERE FOR ME WITHOUT!"
Gazef: "DAMMIT BOTH HADRICK AND THAT WOMAN! THIS WAS A REALLY BAD WEEK"
Lapis: "PLEASE DON'T BE HERE FOR ME
PLEASE DON'T BE HERE FOR ME
PLEASE DON'T BE HERE FOR ME"
Sapphire: "What is going he-"
Before I continued that sentence... I remember something that I saw when I met the Elven royalty for the first time... I didn't notice it back then... NOOO.. I noticed it... I just suppressed the memory because of the trauma...
I turn on my status check...
And as I thought..
Everyone one here have three things in common...
(Cleaning lv. 10)
(Cooking lv. 10)
Title: (House Wife)
I give a knowing look to all of them... And ask..
Sapphire: "You too..."
"" "" ""..... "" "" ""
They don't answer...
But from the look in their eyes I can tell they understood the question...
???? : "Here you are? Why are under the table
Come out here"
And with that Sapphires leg was pulled and he was thrown to the wall...
Sapphire: "that voice... That blood lust... That feeling of depression in my heart...
HONEYYYYY"
Honey: " it's been a long time Sapphire, I won't lie I kind off missed you"
Sapphire: "THEN WHAT'S WITH THE SADISTIC SMILE ON YOUR FACE?!!"
Honey: "nothing.. I'm just happy that we can finally have our fight to the Death"
Sapphire: "WHAAAAT?!"
Honey: "You have no idea how it felt when I heard that a new Demon Lord started a kingdom..
Demon King Sapphire"
Ohh &#&#$ Skadi is the only person at Mankind's continent who knew my name.
She lives in a secluded place, so I thought she won't know for a while.. But is seems the news reached her...
Honey: "ALRIGHT ARM YOURSELF, IT'S TIME TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH"
Sapphire: "WAIT WHY DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH"
Honey: "Why not? Aren't you declaring an all out war on the world?"
Sapphire: "NOOO WHERE DID YOU HEAR THATTT?!"
Honey: "You're not?"
Sapphire: "NOOO ASK THEM"
I point at the kings direction who were trying to slip out the door.
Shine: "DON'T LEAD HER TO USSS!"
Honey: "Monkey?"
Shine: "..."
Honey: " and Tiger, Shorty, Pointy eard girl, pointy eard guy, and pointy eard guy's son?
What are you all doing here"
(what's with all these nicknames?)
We all sat at a large table at the center of the room...
Honey: "SO NONE OF YOU ARE HERE TO START A WAR?!"
Sapphire: "NOOO"
Daren: "NOOO"
Alec: " NOOO"
Emel: "NOOO"
Lapis: "NOOO"
Gazef: "NOOO"
Jasper: "NOOO"
Shine: "NOOO"
We all screamed at unison.. We're all getting better at synchronizing...
Honey: "Not even you Tiger?"
Tigarios: "WHA.. NOOO... WE'RE HERE TO UMM...."
Taiga: "Sign a peace treaty"
Tigarios: "YESSS WERE HERE TO SIGN A PEACE TREATY"
(NICE SAVE MY DAUGHTER)
Tagia: "...."
Honey: " WHYYYY NOTTT?!"
Sapphire: "huh..."
Honey: "AND THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT OPPORTUNITY...
HEY SAPPHIRE CAN'T YOU AT LEAST START A LITTLE WAR...?"
Sapphire: "AS IF I'LL START A WAR TO FEED YOUR BATTLE FETISH!!!"
Honey: " *sigh* how unfortunate.. And here I get overly excited when I learned that you're a Demon Lord..."
Sapphire: "You're not mad I lied to you?"
Honey: "hehe I was mostly proud that one of my students surpassed me...
How do I explain it.. It's the feeling of a mom when her son finally defeats her in battle for a first time"
As expected of Honey... Even her comparisons are violent.
Honey: "but man if I knew you were a Demon Lord, I would have given you a harsher training, I wouldn't have to worry about cutting your head in combat"
Sapphire: " YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THAT, THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED ME BACK THEN YOU KNOWWWW"
Honey: "so it won't kill you now? That's good to know for our next training session"
Sapphire: "...."
Shine: " Umm... Excuse me for interrupting... But you two know each other?"
Sapphire: "Yeah Honey is my teacher"
Shine: "Honey... That's her name?"
Honey: "it is"
Lapis: "THAT NAME IS WAY TOO SWEET FOR YOU"
Honey: "*STARE*"
Lapis: " I mean... Good to see you again teacher"
Sapphire: "So she have taught all of you..."
"'' '' '' ''..." "'' '' '' '
I take silence as confirmation....
Skadi: " MY KING I HEARD A RAUCOUS ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
""' '' '' '!!! "" ""' '"
Everyone was shocked....
Lapis:" Dad... Am I seeing things... "
Daren: " Nope... "
Honey: " you.... "
Skadi: "You..."
Everyone looks at me...
I have some explaining to do...
Help me mousy....
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Skadi: "so you're my king's teacher and the original for my design, it's a pleasure to meet you"
Honey: "the pleasure is mine... Still Sapphire I'm a little disappointed, first you reject my advances then you make a copy of me to be your woman, a little mean don't you think"
Sapphire: "DON'T WORD IT IN SUCH A MISLEADING MANNER"
Honey: " hehe.. I'm just kidding, actually I'm quite flattered that you missed me so much"
I didn't tell her that I made Skadi by mistake from missing her, but it seems she figured it out...
My teacher is scary...
Honey: "Still... Can she fight as good as me?"
Skadi: " I have no problem to demonstrate"
Skadi takes out her red spear
Skadi: " do you mind my king?"
Sapphire: "not at all, BUT DO IT FAR AWAY IN THE FOREST, AND HOLD BACK, I DON'T WANT IT DESTROYED"
Skadi: "as you wish"
Honey: "Buzz killer"
Sapphire: "...."
Help me mousy...
Chapter End