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Chapter 49 - Departure

The three ate till their hearts content and laid on the bare ground while patting their tummies. Oh no, it was only those two as Han Sen had basic dining etiquette, after all, he was the heir of an established clan. Emphasis on WAS.

Looking at the two, he couldn't help but think how much life would have been easier if he didn't have to follow such shallow rules.

This idea tho, was in direct contradiction to Yuno as she always though etiquette was needed to distinguish oneself. She would always try her best to maintain it but whenever she was faced with mouth watering food, that would go out the window.

Thinking of something, Yuno, with much difficulty, turned to the main character before asking, "By the way, where did all this food come from?"

I mean it couldn't have appeared out of nowhere right?

Letting out a laugh, the mc was just about to explain when he felt an uncomfortable feeling rising in his chest. 'I ate too much!' He thought while sealing his lips and clenching his jaws.

After swallowing it back down, he barely managed to say, "The handkerchief we bought at the auction house, I told you it was an almighty treasure... with just a flick of the wrist, it summons a buffet of food from all over the worlds!"

Hearing this both Yuno and Han Sen were surprised. 'What type of treasure is that?' they thought in unison.

But there was another question that pressed her more than any other, she asked another question. "Ah, I see, i see... What about…", she gestured with her eyes, pointing at Han Sen subtlety. Of course, her actions clearly observed by the target.

Han Sen on the other side of the table scratched his cheek in awkwardness as he turned to admire the surrounding scenery.

Unfortunately for Yuno, tmain character didn't seem to understand what she was implying, causing her to employ more and more subtle hinting tactics, all from poting her head in Han Sen's direction to flat out pointing at him with her finger.

Finally understanding, the main character laughed out loud before quickly shutting his mouth, suppressing the urge to barf, before saying, "Oh, you mean Han Sen?? Yea, yea, that's my disciple..."

Silence descended, the wind being the only thing that was heard.

Yuno laid there with a blank face which honestly expressed her feelings of disbelief.

"What do you mean his your disciple??"

Expecting such a question, the main character puffed up his chest before answering with,

"Well, after he saw how awesome I was, he got on his knees and pleaded I take him in as my disciple… Seeing how desperate he was, I had no choice by to accept him."

On the side, Han Sen's eyebrows twitched thinking, 'I didn't kneel or plead!!! …. OK maybe I did kneel… but- but at least I didn't plead!!!'

Yuno obviously didn't believe him because how the fuck could a cultivation cripple become the Master of a cultivator who managed to single handedly destroy an entire Sect?!?!?! It was simply nonsensical! A piece belonging to fiction! Yet the teen still stood by his claim…

Seeing that Yuno wasn't believing him the main character let out a sigh as he said, "I don't know what else to tell you, that's really how it happened."

As if to affim what she had heard, she slowly turned towards Han Sen, only to see him calmly nodding.

Disbelief.

That was what she felt.

'What had happened in my absence???'

But she neither had the will or the stomach to ask such a thing, and so she just chalked it up to fate.

The two laid there for a while, watching as the sun slowly set, dying the clouds below in a dark-orange color making them look especially eye-catching.

Having been there for quite a while, the main character and his party finally descided to get going. Summoning his handkerchief, he flicked his wrist prompting the whole buffet setup to disappear into it. The two on the side being completely awestruck by what had just happened.

Not caring for their child like expressions, the main character held out his right hand causing the tattoo on top of it to burn with a crimson light.

From within the light, the miniature golden outlines of the Imperial door flew out, slowly materializing into the original form with each passing moment.

The Imperial door flew around for a while, finally taking the outside world, before landing on the ground ready to be used by the trio.

Han Sen only had a respectful expression, while Yuno was in complete shock.

'Wait, could he have actually been telling the truth???', she thought.

The main character looking at her expression turned smug as he said, "Check it out, just another treasure I got… pretty cool, ay?"

Not even trying to hide her curiosity, she asked "What does it do?"

"Well it's simple really, you picture a place in your mind and open the door and voila, on the other side you'll find it."

"Are you serious??? But wouldn't the cost to power it be too great???" She understood how powerful this treasure was, thus she knew that it would require an obscene amount of qi to operate.

"Maybe when used by normal people, but for I who has the godly essence it doesn't matter that much... unless I'm using it to go to another galaxy or something..."

"Oh.." Yuno didn't know whether to laugh or cry thinking of how the teen was spouting nonsense again. Han Sen on the other hand was thinking over what godly essence could be.

'Might it be a superior form of qi?? Or some other form of energy... I'll have to ask Master later...'

Yuno was quite amazed by the power of the treasure but the more she though the more a certain question weighed on her psyche.

"But where should we go? I don't think we can return to the Price family given the drop in our status..." Hearing her the main character felt a bit sorry, after all, he had helped in the defeat of thr Sect Master.

'Maybe if things had turned out differently, we would be in the Sect right now, chilling...' but such a thought only lasted for a split second, before being overshadowed by another. One that even made his eyes go wide! Simply put, it was a brilliant idea.

"I know exactly where we should go!"

Moving towards the Imperial door, he visualized a place in his mind before pushing it open.

Han Sen looked through with a curious expression while his Master looked on with glee. Yuno on the other hand had her face contorted in weird concoction of confused dissatisfaction before she asked, "Why here out of all places?"

The main character let out a crooked smile as he replied, "Well isn't it obvious? REVENGE!!"

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[Author]: How wonderful it has been to write such a magnificent story...

[BOB.C]: Mfkr ur not gonna stop, are u??

[Author]: ofc not! Its just that this marks the end of season 1, I'm starting to get emotional just thinking abt it....

[Reader]: Oh how interesting, the end of S1 you say....

[Author]: Are you mocking me or smtn? Bc if you are, Suck yo mom yea*in a British accent*

[Reader]: I'm not mocking you, I just didn't k what to say so I just wrote that...

[Author]: HAH, relatable

[Reader]: But I'm also happy and proud to have been part of this... so thank u for writing such a retarded piece of readable content, and actually making it work... takes some real talent...

[BOB.C]: Kiss ass much?

[Author]: reply to [Reader]: Aaaaaaw, come on man, I already told u this shit making me emotional n u decide to drop some shit like this???

[Reader]: I was just trynna show support and I hope you keep doing wt ur doing!

[Author]: You have no idea how much this means to me!! Thank you for the support and YES, I will continue!!!

[BOB.C]: I guess I should also say a few words... although, I thank you for having written the book, I must say it lacks some key aspects that make a story a story. Some of these aspects are, it lacks a proper flow, it lacks detail, and it lacks character development and exploration... sometimes it just feels like ur writing the story just to write the story, but no man, you are creating a whole world! You have to elaborate it till the very last detail!

[Reader]: I agree, I agree!

[Author]: I too agree Its just that sometimes writing can seem like a chore, the worst part being when I used to write like 3 or 4 years ago, I'd cook up a 1.2k chapter in about 3 hrs but now I have to take all day cuz I get bored quickly... I blame *insert app name here* for that!!!!

[Reader]: Ay, ik what you mean.... *app name* sure did a number on the whole fucking world!!! But still I might not be an Author but please man you gotta do it for ur fans! Cuz we are certified fans!!!

[Author]: I mean I don't think I even have a choice anymore, gotta do it for the fans frrrrrrrr!

[Reader]: That's the spirit!

[BOB.C]: BTW forgot to ask, what's Season 2 gonna be like??? And when is it coming?

[Author]: Mfkr are u trynna get a head start at what's to come??? No way Jose, but I can tell you that I'll be releasing 2 OVA chapters in the coming 2 days...

[BOB.C]: Wtf is an OVA chapter?

[Reader]: Smtn like a side story, has no read impact on the main storyline and is just there for laughs...

[Author]: True, but one of the two chapters actually is canon...

[Reader]: Oh...

[BOB.C]: Oh...*wtf is a Jose??*

[Reader]: Anyways, keep up the good work [Author], [BOB.C], [Cameraman], [Background], may the next season be even better than the first!

[BOB.C]: FUCK YEA!!!

[Author]: Let's do this!!!

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