"Ugh…What happened?" I wake up in a tent, with Samson sitting on the bed next to mine.
"You teased her too much. That's all."
Tease? I do remember that when I said I wouldn't kiss her, Lanuvel got super angry and kicked me in my nether region. But I don't understand why I fainted. Could it be that it is a weakness I have had all this time and I never knew? Then I must get rid of it.
"Samson, I might need your help."
"I don't think she is that angry so you can just apologize to her. There is no need to do anything too fancy."
"No, it is not about that. I want you to kick me the same way she did." I need to identify how it is a weakness to be kicked in that part and why.
"What? Wait, are you sane? Or did it hurt too much?"
"You know I can't feel anything so it can't be."
"Why then? Are you some kind of super masochist? Because she kicked you so hard your mouth was foaming, you know?"
"No, I want to know why I fainted."