"You're not very polite, and If you want to take me, you have to ask my mother first!"
Mother first? This was new, and I would have been perfectly fine with asking her father, but this presents all sorts of new challenges. Normal, I would have to worry about a dad thinking I was just some good for nothing looking to knock up their kid, but now…
"Fine, I don't get to pick my wives very often, but I like your fire and...well, I really like your fire!"
"Really? My fire? That's the best you have?"
"Listen here miss, get the hell off me. I also think you pretty fucking hot, and I might even think of some more, but someone is pinning me to the ground!"
"That word again...fuck...what does it mean?"
Finally, I just sat up and Violet fell backward, with her legs up in the air. I instinctively looked down and got a boot to the face for my trouble. Violet rolled out of my lap and kicked me in the stomach as she got up to glare down at me.