"where am- ...,ahhh!! i feel like i got run over buy a truck.uggh so this is what a hangover feels like huh ,not a huge fan." I look around and see that i am in some type of forest or the similar

"That's it!! , i have got to find new friends cause i feel like my current ones are like gucci bags bought on the sidewalk"now that i think about it where are my friends and what am i doing here by myself .

Shivers run down my spine thinking of what happened yesterday. "Sigh" being too hadsome sometimes is a burden

turns out my so called 'friends' got me drunk on purpose yesterday so they could take advantage of my recently single status and took me to a gay strip club coz thats where the bachelorette parties are

"those bastards are so dead once i lay my sights on them again" i say as i struggled to get up but once i did i heard a voice"

"I'm afraid that is no longer possible "said the voice in a sad and slightly guilty tone

"and why is that, voice that sounds strangely similar to morgan Freeman " i said trying my hardest to remember if i smoked some weed last night

"sigh I'm sorry to tell you that you have died" said the voice sounding defeated

instantly my mind became a ghost town leaving only one phrase "WHAT THE DAMNED HELL!!"

"this wouldn't have happened if i hadnt let that damned truck out of its cage" a hint of anger started mix into his tone of speaking

"anyway since its my fault you died the rules say i can give you three wishes and place you in any other world or fictional world "

as the voice says the last part a fire lit in my dim eyes as a hurriedly ask" so you saying that i can be in any tv show with any family in any timeline with my physical appearance designed how i would like it with my three wishes."

"Exactly" the voice said in confidence

"wish one " i say rubbing my hands like a greedy merchant

"no immortality or cosimic nonsense for you" the voice said in warning

"fine wasn't gonna ask for it anyway makes everything to boring when i can't die" i say as i bit my lips in annoyance

"wish one i want to be like a true alpha from teen wolf with the power to shift between my semi and full body transformation at will and for me and my pack to be totally immune from the mental effects of the full moon such as losing our sanity and for me to be able to detect any disloyal pack members and for me to be to control the anger of my pack members at will."

"granted" said the voice

"wish two i want a eternal mangekyou with the powers of both itachi and obito with no draw back meaning i cant go blind and i don't want it too look like the sharingan i want them to stay regular eyes even when active as to not raise suspicion ."

"granted "

"my third wish is that I'm immune to all poison including wolfsbane"

"granted as well my child so speak which world do you want"

"i want to be 18 in game of thrones when season1 starts"

"granted but this is where the privilege ends the family you will go into will.be randomized since the powers you have are already valuable enough to account for what i owe you. "

"wait you said i could choo-..."i was already too late the voice had transferred me to a place I'm assuming is my mothers womb.

"i assume I'll just have to go with the flow.huh ?? why do i somehow know that my wolf powers will manifest when I'm 18 years old and that my sharingan will look like regular eyes when active unless i change it to the pattern for showmanship . "

'hope he gets a good family '