Author space:
I represent to you the first chapter of the holy book pt 4. Keep supporting the yandere church!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ikehara village lay in the southern japan area, and at its base, a little shrine known as the the light god's shrine, where the people of the village gave their prays and wishes resides.
The village was isolated from the outside world, making the villagers still believe in myths and superstitions.
Currently, it was dawn, and the villagers were holding a young man of 14 years old inside the shrine; he seems super thin and malnourished, with a charming appearance, grey eyes, white skin, and long brown hair. He wore a black robe that looked like some kind of religious dress. The way he dressed and the innocent look in his eyes made him look incredibly evil but righteous at the same time.
"Oh! Heaven! We finally caught this evil shit that caused us so many casualties and disasters to prevail on our heads."
"My poor sheeps are all gone stolen by him!"
"Me too, M-my house was completely destroyed from the winds last Friday." someone cried.
"Shut up! It was just a sheep and a house! The miles of plants and ground my ancestors spend years cultivating had all gone to waste!" someone interrupted.
"Curse your mothers! Half my family died in the tsunami last month." another one shouted.
"Yes, yes, me too; I couldn't find my daughter after she played with this damned kid at the mountains," A woman screamed.
"We should execute him immediately!."
"kill him!"
"Damned weasel die already!"
People started to join the conversation, and soon enough, the whole shrine was brimming with the villager's loud voices.
Suddenly a yellow light shined at the only status standing tall at the highest area of the shrine. The villagers exchanged glances with each other.
Thus, The eldest woman in the crowd got up, and started to talk.
"This is it!
The light tribulation has finally appeared!! The god of the shrine heard our prayers!!!"
The villager's faces looked astonished at the phenomenon taking place, but what they didn't know is that the only reason the light was shining at the status is because the bird on top of the sealing decided to move out of the commotion.
"What should we do now, grandma Miang," said a middle-aged man at the back.
"We should leave him as a sacrifice for the god, but we can't rush anything. Let's leave him her first and see what the god decided to do with him." grandma miang responded.
The villagers cuffed the young man's legs and arms and left him in front of the statue.
The young man looked around him after checking that there wasn't anyone in the shrine anymore. He moved something inside his mouth with his tongue.
Shortly, A key showed up from his lips.
«hehe! Those fools really thought that there's some kind of god in her? Hahaha! Well, I should disappear from this place as fast as possible and never come back.» He thought.
Miku was about to uncuff himself when a weird light shined in front of him, before a girl teleported from thin air and stood facing him.
Her figure was astonishingly beautiful, to the point that it seemed like a shining status, made from gold.
(A/N: not looking like Budha, ok?)
"Oh! Mama! What does this hot babe doing her? Did the light god or whatever they call here, finally had some pity on me and bestowed me with a girlfriend?"
He continued.
"Hi cutie, did you get charmed by my masculine abs and sexy body? I mean, damn! Can my looks attract goddesses from heaven now? well, this is new for me!"
"....."
( A/N: the scene is in the cover to better visualize how she look like)
"Ahhhh! Even goddesses can't stand my handsome looks! If your so in love with this young master, hurry up and help me handcuff myself; I don't think we should date; let's just skip that part and get married! Your already the love of my life!."
He continued with his self dialogue.
"love at first sight! Ah, those ugly girls from the village can't fill this young master's eyes; well, it's not like they wanted me anyway, but still, turned out god was saving my purity for you, my baby girl! Ravish my soul and body! Hurry!"
"..." the goddess was watching this ridiculous show the whole time. Ater a long silence she finally spoke.
"I'm not here to be your girlfriend; my name is astrek, the angel of balance. It seems like your existence created some kind of unbalance in this universe, and I'm sent here to fix it."
Fix it? Fix what?
"Fix you! You're the main factor of this unbalance."
"What the hell!? How did this turn from a cute confession to a plumbing problem? Young girl, I'm not a pipe to fix."
"Well! Looking back at it, I will let you clean my pipe though, get it? kekeke." Miku made a perverted smile.
"Ugh! I can understand how those villagers felt; even if you didn't have the misfortune emblem fused with you, your personality is just nasty."
"the hell! Did you know how hard to get some internet access in this village?! A man should vent somewhere, you know?!"
The goddess seemed to be annoyed, but she still continued. "by fixing, I mean, I will simply teleport you to the realm of gods, the place where the gods most active and close to their creations."
"It seems like you inherited the power of the god of misfortunes, he also left inside you his legacy after going onto his eternal slumber, because he was so tired of causing disasters, and getting bullied by the other gods."
"Shit! So that asshole creepy old God caused all these situations to fall into my head!!! Fuck! After I die, I will give him a serious beating."
" sigh* anyway; I will send you now to the primary universe. I wish you good luck."
"Wait!! Babygirl! How can you leave me after crooking my beauty standards? After seeing you, I will hardly feel anything to any girl again!"
The goddess lightly chuckled and followed by
"If you managed to work your way to heaven and become the god of misfortunes, we might see each other again." she winked at him and made a gesture with her hand.
Now go!"
"wait!!! Nooo!."
Miku disappeared from the shrine-like he never was there at the first place.
After a while, the villagers heard someone talking to himself in the shrine and walked up inside; they looked around but couldn't see anything.
"The weasel is gone!" someone said someone, followed with "A new era has begun!!!"
"We thank the heavens!!! We thank our god!!."
Loud cries of joy echoed at the shrine door; some even rushed to their houses to take some saki to celebrate this fantastic news; some brought drums and started to cry and sing.