Being a baby again really sucks i mean really sucks you can't really do anything you eat, shit, and sleep every day day like cmon I should have just asked to be transmigrated or something instead of this bullshit, but what's done is done cant do anything about it now.
Now as you know I asked god to make me the chosen one for the supernatural species and some of you may be confused as to why I asked for that so for those who haven't figured it out yet I hate being bored I'm a thrill seeker I love excitement and the unexpected to happen that's why I always loved the underworld movies because there was never a dull moment there was always something happening and that's also why I chose to take Michael's place in the movie because he is always in the middle of everything so there you go now pay attention this is supposed to be my life we are living here Jeez now as you now while your a baby your still developing your muscles so you can crawl and eventually right for those lazy ass babies who just lay there all day until they fall asleep 'Fuck You' I decided to get a head start on all that so everyday I try my hardest to crawl even an inch my mom thinks I'm cute but I truly working up a sweat over here trying make it happen until I finally just decide to cheat and use my instant mastery ability and it felt my muscles were burning and reforming themselves to help me in the best way possible and finally when it was done I start crawling and I decide to test my luck so I grab the couch and pull myself up until I'm on my feet but just when I'm about to test my luck at walking I hear my mom screaming;
" OMG.... MY BABY IS TRYING TO WALK... I need to grab my phone!" Now mind I'm a baby so her screaming really hurt my ears but I decided to wait till mom came back and she took foreeeever but finally she returned and I took my first step and I felt very proud but when I went to take my second step well I fell straight in my ass okay yea laugh it up but I got heart so I got my light skinned ass right back up and tried again and I took my first two steps before I fell again but the smile on my moms face made me smile as well as what she said;
" Damon..my baby boy you took your first steps your such a strong baby I love you so much!" Not going to lie I cried in my head a little bit because of that ' I love you too mom' but now I was super tired and mom saw that so she picked me up and took me to my crib in our one bedroom apartment it might be small but when you share it with someone you care about it makes this small place a home.
TIMESKIP 3 years
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I'm now 3 years now and let me feel you in on the shit I have found out, first things first turns out my mom is like some ex spy crazy right and now she runs a martial arts dojo but not just any I'm talking about the best dojo in all of pandora students she has had from the past and present have all come to congratulate her on the birth of me and to actually come see me which made me a little nervous at first but it turned out to be loads of fun, second now look I know I told god to make me the chosen one to all supernatural species and all that but I had no idea some would actually come looking for me especially not the two people who I like the most you wanna who right well first we are going to have to backtrack to when my mom wanted to hire a babysitter while she worked at the dojo which is named Corvinus Martial Arts dope but anyways que the flashback!
FLASHBACK TWO WEEKS AGO
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Jess Pov:
Man I hope Damon will be okay with a sitter while I work I hate not being with him but I have to work to take care of us both I just love him so much, but he will understand one day so I'm not choosing teenagers hell no they will not corrupt my baby boy but she has to be responsible and on time now let's see who we have Oooo she looks promising let's give her a call.
Seline Pov:
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I finally found the boy named Damon who is supposedly my mate I'm not going to lie to you took a lot of bribing of doctors to get Damon's home address it turns his moms name is Jess Corvinus owner of the best dojo in the city Corvinus Martial Arts imagine that and it also turns out she is looking for babysitter for Damon, well looks like I'll be applying for the job to be closer to him let us see what happens shall we!
Jess Pov
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It turns out that the sitter I like the most lives quite close to here so I gave her a call and now me and Damon are waiting for Ms. Seline to arrive to start the interview and get a feel of how her and Damon will interact with eachother but if Damon doesn't like her I will absolutely not hire her my baby comes first after all!
It's 4 o'clock on the dot and I beginning to wonder if I made the wrong choice but right in the middle of that thought the door bell rings and we here over the intercom that it is indeed Ms. Seline at the door but I was truly surprised by how beautiful she was after I opened the door and it made me happy to see Damon smile at her like that looks like everything is already off to a good start now let's see how good she does throughout the rest of the interview.
Seline Pov
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I'm pretty nervous I know Damon is only a baby right now but wouldn't you be nervous to be meeting your mate and as a baby I hope you likes me because I have to protect him and stay by his side if he truly is the chosen one then he will go through many battles with triumph and many with heart break so I will stay by his side forever.
I'm now at the door of Ms. Corvinus and Damon's apartment still a little nervous but I'm a vampire for gods sake I got this so I ring the bell and announce myself through the intercom and when the door is opened I'm surprised that Jess looks just about the same age I was when I was turned into a vampire but when I saw Damon my heart felt like it had beat agin for the first time in 600 years in that moment I knew he was my mate after those couple of seconds of me and Damon smiling at eachother Jess decided to continue the interview with me seeing as Damon likes me, 'so far so good' I think to myself as me Jess and Damon head into her office to continue.
Jess Pov:
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When we entered my office I sat damon in his play pin to play with his toys while me and Seline continue the interview.
" Ms. Seline I see here that you have recently finished schooling at Pandora University is that correct?"
" Please just call me Seline and yes I just graduated a couple of months ago my major was childcare and i also just moved to the neighborhood!"
" okay then... Seline thank you for that information now as you may or may not know I run the dojo Corvinus Martial Arts and I will be needing to get back to work soon and I will be gone from early morning to nights would cause any trouble with schedule at all this includes weekends as well?"
" Not at all Ms. Corvinus to be honest I don't really get out that match due to spending a lot of my time studying so I will always be available whenever you need me and I knew about you running the dojo already your last name is the name of dojo itself!"
" Ugh.... right it is isn't well thank you for the information well it looks like I have everything I need can you start next week after the background check of course!"
" Of course and yes I will be available and thank you for this opportunity I'm sure me and umm Jess what is the babies name?"
" ohh right... I never told you his name did I, well his name is damon please take care of him if he is hurt while I'm gone I will hold you personally responsible!"
" Of course Jess I would expect nothing less from a mother but still thank you for this opportunity and I'm sure me and Damon will be bestest of friends!"
" your welcome and thank you for accepting the job I will see you next week!"
After the interview Seline left but Damon still had that smile on his face, I'm so happy my baby likes Seline it will help get work so we can continue to live our way of life it might not be much but it is enough for me and him plus a little extra to live off of I can't wait to see what the future holds for my Damon I know I will be proud.
Flash back ended
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Damon Pov
Yea crazy right but there was another guest who still to this day hasn't left it was lucien yes the lycan king at first I was nervous because of what god told me about being lucien's son in essence, but still it's fun playing with him sometimes I can see him peeking through the trees in the woods surround the backyard of our apartment which was a little creepy but then I understood why he was here god probably to him the same thing about me having his unborn child's essence and sonjas warrior personality so I understand and I'm really glad he plays with me but I can't always play with him because Seline always get worried about where I am at all times like jeez woman can't a baby have some space, but it has also been fun having her play babysitter while in my head I can't wait for the day she become mine hahahahaha...cough..cough gotta get that evil laugh down it's hard as a baby but still fun seeing Seline's face after the laugh I truly love my new life.