(Mordecai and Rigby awaken and find themselves in Skips house, they are on the table,their eyes go wide)
Mordecai:DUDE! THE KIDS!
Rigby:(turns to the guys) why didn't you guys do anything?
Skips: I wanted to, but it's against my morals of fighting the law
Rigby: you never told us that
Skips: well, I'm tellin you now. Anyway, we have to save the kids
Pops: lets propose a rescue mission
Rigby: how about we get a meatball sub on the way
Pops: oooooooooo, i'd love a meatball sub
Muscle Man: i'll have one too, And an order of wings as well. Fives, do you want something?
High five ghost: no thanks, muscle man, my thumb feels fat today
Mordecai:GUYS! FOCUS! NO ONE IS GETTING A MEATBALL SUB!
Muscle Man: can we get wings instead?
Mordecai: NO! ENOUGH ABOUT FOOD! We have some friends to save!
Skips: he's right, guys, let's go(everyone runs out the door)
(Meanwhile,Benson is going in his office)
Benson: now that those kids are gone, everybody can get back to work... including me.( before he sits down, Benson hears something weird outside. He looks out the window and sees a spaceship land and looks anoyed) what now?
(Benson goes outside to where the space ship is, he sees these two guys near it. One is A portly dude, with a bushy orange beard and bright purple threads. The other is a little fellow with a pumpkin orange mustache that covers the lower half of his face, he is dressed in a drab army green space suit with turquoise accents and boots)
Portly dude:(Gravely British pirate voice) are you sure this is where they be, static?
Little fellow:(Gravely throated voice with a slight Irish brogue) according to my scanner, captain,this is where they landed
Portly dude: excellent! this time, The treasure map will be ours! and we'll be Rich! Rich! Rich!
Benson:(annoyed to the duo) excuse me(portly dude and little fella turn around and they see Benson walking towards them) is that your spaceship?
Portly dude:of course it is, me boy, I be Captain Skyhook, the meanest space pirate in the universe
Little fella: and I am his sidekick, static... Wait a minute, captain,i thought Blast off Bart was The meanest space pirate in the universe
(Captain Skyhook punches little fella on the top of the head)
Captain Skyhook: shut it! I'm trying to make this laddie fear me
Benson: you want me to be scared of you, Huh? Well, it's not working
Captain Skyhook: forget it! Anyway, have you seen four little kids and a dog anywhere around here?
Benson: are these kids from where you're from? Yeah, sorry, I called the government on them
Captain Skyhook:WHAT?!
Benson: they were distracting my employees. So I called the government, and told them they were aliens
Static:(to his boss) what now,Captain?
Captain Skyhook: now, we find the government and get those little blankers(turns to Benson) where did the government take em?
Benson: why do you wanna know? do you want to kill them or something?
Captain Skyhook:NO! THEY'RE JUST KIDS!
Benson:you say you're the "meanest space pirate in the universe", to me,you seem like a weak villain
Static:(laughing really hard) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!he called you weak! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-
(Captain Skyhook Hits Static in the head with his fist)
Captain Skyhook:(angrily)knock off with the laughin!
Static:sorry,Captain
Benson:(to the bad guys) look, I don't have time for this. I got to do my job, and check on my employees
Captain Skyhook:(holding out a ray gun) I don't think so, laddie! because ye almost ruined me plans, you're coming with us
Benson:(scoffs) I'm not anywhere going with you, I'm going back to work
(Captain Skyhook shoots Benson with the ray gun, and a cage comes out of nowhere, trapping him inside)
Benson:(angrily) you'd better let me out!
Captain Skyhook:not til I gets the tresture map(turns to Static)Static,use your Space Kidettes scanner to find em
Static:aye aye,Captain
Benson:so,how can you take me with you...when I can't even go anywhere?
(the cage starts to levitate, as Captain Skyhook and Static start to walk, the cage starts to follow them)
Benson:(annoyed) why do I even bother?
(time passes,and the bad guys are following the trail of the tracker near a tall building. They hide behind a big bush, and see a tank)
Static: Captain! I think I found them! Their in that truck!
Captain Skyhook: excellent work, Static( turns to Benson in the cage) okay, laddie
Benson: my name is Benson!
Captain Skyhook: whatever your name is! Just stay right there while I gets me prisoners
Benson:HA! Good luck getting them without a good disguise
(Captain Skyhook pulls out one of his ray guns and fires at two of the workers. The workers are knocked out,and Captain Skyhook and static, while no one is looking, put on the clothes)
Benson:(sigh) of course
Captain Skyhook:( to government official) Ahoy, we're from another part of the government, and we're here ta take the aliens off your hands
Government official: my shift is over anyway, go ahead(leaves)
(Captain Skyhook and static get in the front of the back of the tank)
Static: what do you want to do them, Captain? I say we tie them to fireworks and if they don't give us the map, we blow em away!
( Captain Skyhook once again hits Static in the head with his fist)
Captain Skyhook: Static, I've told ya this many times! You can't do that to innocent little kids!
Static: sorry,captain, but that's how Hanna-Barbera made me
Captain Skyhook:will ye quit breakin the fourth wall?! We've got a treasure map to steal!
Static:yes,of course,sir. So, how are we going to get them without them seeing us
Captain Skyhook: I'll knock em out with me knock out gun
(the captain opens the tank doors a little bit, so, that the kids don't see or hear him, he pulls the trigger. and the area gets filled with knockout gas. the kids pass out. Captain Skyhook opens the doors and grabs the net they're in. Static, on the other hand, grabs Pup-star's crate that he's in. Pup-Star is still knocked out with the tranquilizer)
Captain Skyhook: alright, Static, now that we got the kids, let's head back to the ship
Static: aye aye, captain... Wait a minute, what are we going to do with old gumballhead?
Benson:I CAN HEAR YOU!
Captain Skyhook: we take him with us of course! He's our prisoner now. Also, we might as well move the ship to somewhere else, it might attract too much attention in the Park
( back on the ship)
( the kids wake up, and find themselves in a cage)
Countdown: gang, where are we?
Captain Skyhook:where'd ya think?
All four Space kidettes: CAPTAIN SKYHOOK!
Captain Skyhook: oh, you remember me. I'm touched! You all know what I want
Scooter: we'll never give up the treasure map!
Captain Skyhook: you'd better! or else!
Scooter:(quickly) or else what?
Captain Skyhook: I haven't thought of it yet, but I'll think of something
Benson:WEAK!
(The kids look for where the voice is coming from, and they see Benson, and they look shocked)
Snoopy: THATS THE GUY WHOS MEAN TO MORDECAI AND WIGBY!
(Scooter,Jenny,And Countdown look nervous)
Captain Skyhook: who?
Scooter:(nervously) uh,No one! Snoopy just probably has some imaginary friends
Snoopy:no, Mordecai and Wigby are our new fwiends, and there weal
(Scooter,Jenny,And Countdown facepalm)
(Captain Skyhook gets an idea. He smiles evilly)
Captain Skyhook:(turns to Static) STATIC! show me this"Mordecai and Rigby"
(Static looks on his computer screen, and Mordecai and Rigby appear on the screen)
Captain Skyhook:(to the kids) well, now that I see you have friends, i've got things for them you won't like
Jenny: what are you going to do with them?!
Captain Skyhook:oh, if I if I told ye, that might ruin the surprise. So, give me the map, and I'll leave your friends alone
Benson: they don't have to give you anything! Leave them alone!
(The kids look shocked at what Benson just said)
Countdown:(to his friends) did he really just say that?
(Captain Skyhook turns around to look at Benson, smiles evilly again,then turns to the space kidettes)
Captain Skyhook: all right then, Mordecai and Rigby better watch out(laughs evilly and him and Static leaves the room)
Jenny:(to Benson In the other cell) why did you do that?
Benson:because I didn't like how he was treating you kids(turns to Snoopy)and you...WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM ABOUT MORDECAI AND RIGBY?!
Snoopy: sowwy, I just didn't know
Benson: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! NOW HES GONNA DO SOMETHING BAD TO THEM!
Jenny: are you done?
Benson:(takes deep breath)yes
Scooter: good, now we've got to get out of here, and save Mordecai and Rigby before Captain Skyhook does something bad to them
Jenny: but how can we get out of this cage? And get Benson out too?
Countdown: it's okay, gang,I've got my-(cheaks pockets)Uh oh! I think Captain Skyhook took all my gadgets while we were knocked out
Scooter:( checks pockets) me too
Jenny:(cheaks pockets)me three
Snoopy:(cheaks pockets) me as well
Benson: well, what are we going to do?(has an idea) wait a minute, does anybody have a cell phone?
Scooter: what's the cell phone?
Benson: it's a thing that you used to call people
Snoopy:we're from a Saturday morning 1966 cartoon, they didn't exist back then
Benson:(sigh) figures
(Meanwhile,Pup-Star, wakes up, and finds himself in a crate on a table. He pushes his crate, that he's in, off the table, and it falls to the ground. The door to the crate opens, and he flies out the window)