"Dude I'm never having sex again!" Was the first sentence this annoying human could say after I picked his call
"You aren't, that's great. There would be a reduction in sin then" I said with a straight face
"You fucker, shouldn't you be concerned about why I suddenly decided to turn into a monk?!" Should I be though?
"Knowing you man, you will have a lady under you screaming within a few days so why bother" I placed my phone on its stand as it was too uncomfortable to hold it in place
"You are such a cold-hearted human, I won't be surprised if I catch you sucking someone dry with your ugly fangs" he huffed feigning anger
I laughed "we both know, if I were to have fangs, it would be the cutest fang to exist" I smirked at his funny expression
