I woke up to hearing a tons of barking and tearing, so I got up grabbed my jakobs and went outside. The barking was a pack of skags, and the tearing was my annoying neighbor Charles being eaten by a skag, good ridense I said while taking a beer.
While the skag pups didn't seem hungry anymore the alpha and adult definitely did.
Well guess I'm going hunting I said while loading my jakobs pistol.
So I opened the gate in my yard, I shot both the pups in the leg, tearing them off and was able to shoot the three adults before having to reload. That left only the Alpha who grabbed my gun with its tongue and ate it.
The alpha then came charging at me I was able to grab my beer bottle (This was very dumb luck) I threw the bottle at the skag as It was about to open its mouth. It started choking and eventually threw up, I saw my gun and lots of other stuffs and pieces of Charles landed all l over me I'm not going to lie I think I ate his pinky. Although one thing this skag threw up definitely interested me it looked like a super powerful flashlight but when I grabbed it it it shot out a blue blade made of energy. I'll spare you the gruesome details on how I killed that skag but I will say I had plenty of dinner.
After dinner I went outside and heard someone calling my name
CLAYTON YOU ASSHOLE WHERE IS MY MONEY.