Inside a cell in a long forgotten ruined asylum a beef jerky looking man wearing rags wakes up and looks around.
"Hopefully this is the elder scrolls and the first thing I should do is learn about the system, let's see open menu."
[Status
Equipment
Starter package
Settings.]
"Settings?"
[Show health - off
Show stamina - off
Show debuffs - off
Show buffs - off
Show subtitles - off
HUD size <-------I------->
HUD opacity <-------I------->
HUB color
Aim assist - off
Lock on - off.]
"Turn on health, stamina, debuffs, buffs, subtitles might be distracting off, aim assist and lock on sounds like a crutch but I need one so on temporary."
Two bars appear on the top left of his sight and he starts adjusting it's size, opacity and color until he finds it comfortable. He goes back into the menu and clicks on the starter package and selects open and a wooden box appears infront of him along with a message.
[Received: wizard set, short sword, wooden catalyst, leather shield, modified augite of souls, crystallized memory soul shard, 6x crescent moon grass, 6x fresh spice.] Recommended to use memory soul shard before anything else, it's the small blue transparent crystal, just eat it to use.]
He opens the box and finds the crystal and eats it. "It's like eating rock candy and it tastes like blueberry." as he eats the crystal new memories starts to appear in his head and when he finishes the crystal he looks at the wizard set and puts it on properly.
"All I did was eat a crystal and I became almost a magician all I need to do is unlock my mana, sigh such a cheat." He crosses his leg and starts meditating.
*Some time later.*
[Unlocked mana.]
He opens his eyes and stretches. "About time, might of unlocked it sooner if I didn't practice with the sword and shield but constantly meditating is bad and boring, now time to use flame toss to melt the lock."
He grabs his wooden catalyst and tosses a flame at the lock and nothing happens so he stops. "Right this is iron and iron has a high melting points meaning I need to increase the flames temperature so just compress the flame at the tip and start increasing the temperature."
He walks to the cells door and puts his wooden catalyst to the lock and a small flame appears that slowly gets brighter so he turns his head and uses his sleeve to cover his face.
*Melting noise and door creaking open noises.*
The cell door creaks open and he takes a step when he was about to step into molten iron and calls himself and idiot then takes a large step into a corridor. He starts walking down the corridor while looking around and at the doorway he bumb into someone wearing familiar armor and falls down. He props himself up just to see a sword in his face.
A switch flips in his head after seeing the man and his sword. "..... Fuck it end me and this hell."
The man ignores me and walks down the corridor opening the cages the passes.
Still laying on the ground I take a deep breath and get up. 'Fuck me thats Oscar isn't it? I'm in dark souls and I'm an undead meaning I'll just come back and start hollowing. Why didn't I take the deal, I could of and should of took it but I didn't. Fuck this, fuck me and fuck dark souls.... Yes fuck dark souls by saving Oscar and everyone that was supposed to die as a fuck you.'
[Ongoing quest fated death I received: Save Oscar from dying to the asylum demon.]
'Operation fuck dark souls starts now.' he sighs getting up and starts going after Oscar. Along the way he comes across certain corpses in cells and looted the following: Master key from a theif, goddess's blessing from a cleric, tiny beings ring from a sorcerer and old witches ring from a pyromancer he did find a pendant on a naked guy but he ignored it since it had no value to him.
*Transition to the undead asylum room.*
'Although I lost Oscar I did find my way to the roof and since I haven't failed the quest that means he's still alive. Now all I need to do is kill asylum demon and all I need to do is stay behind him.'
*Thump thump thump.*
He turn around to see a giant obese imp carrying a gaint hammer.
'just need to get and stay behind you.'
As the demon opened it's mouth to rowr a flame enters his mouth and explodes buring it's mouth shut and melting the inside of it's mouth and throat. Then he's hit in the face again blocking his vision in the rage and pain he starts wildly swinging he hammer. Then a thought entered my head and that's this isn't a game so if I just continue using lock on and continue hitting his head it'll probably die probably.
I focused on attacking it's head every time the explosion clear while walking backwards in order to keep the distance. I also felt my Mana getting low so I consumed some spice which felt like sand and tasted both bitter and sweet, I also realized I was about to walk off the edge and is that the boss room?
*Rowr*
The demon rowrs with blood flying everywhere from ripping it's mouth open and starts charging at me. I run along the edge and hop down onto the ledge you use to plung into the boss. It follows me down into the boss room and looks around then up at me and does a rowr.
I look down at it and put away my wooden catalyst and unseath my short sword and I start thinking of a one liner but I was interrupted by it flapping it's tiny wings.
"Oh shit." I jump down and plunge the short sword through it's eye but I lose my grip and fall on my back and I let out a grunt and I hurriedly get up and take out my wooden catalyst and start firing flame toss at it's head again until I hear a ding noise and see a pop up.
[Ongoing quest fated death I completed. You received 10 fate points and a fated package, as this is a ongoing quest you can open the package now or combine it with the next for better rewards.]
He start catching his breath and ignores the pop up by pressing x.
[You have chosen to combine the fated package with the next fated package for better rewards.]
"Shit I never read the pop ups and now I lost out on rewards that could of helped me now instead of the future when I won't need it."
[Modified Aguite of souls detect and absorbed 2000 souls and 1 humanity.]
"Well that's weird aren't I supposed to aborb these? Let's see what you can do."
[Modified Aguite of souls (bounded to user.)
A stone radiant with the light of Souls. Its color of the light changes according to the Souls in the area.
Absorbs souls in the place of the user.
Changes brightness depending on the Mana provided.]
"Wow this is very overpowered if absorbing souls effects ones mind and personality... Is that a key it dropped?"
He walks up and picks it up. [Big pilgrim's key: Key to the inner door of the undead asylum main hall. Big key belonging to the chosen undead pilgrim.] This key belongs to the chosen undead which isn't you.]
'Huh it hurts a little not being he main character but what ever let's open the door and drop the key for he chosen ideas, I wonder what they look like.'
He unlocks and opens the gaint door and makes his way towards the cliffs end but stops to pick up a soul of a lost undead.
[Modifered Aguite of souls absorbed soul of a lost undead.
2000 souls
1x soul of a lost undead]
"This things thing's pretty convenient." He stands at the cliff and cliff hanger.