So it's been seven years, and I have wasted five of them. So now that I'm nine, and after two years of what is considered a normal workout. I can finally begin the training that will take my body from abnormal for a person in the world of Naruto, to Zoro, Garp, Whitebeard, you know those kinds of people.
And im going to use Zoro training to achieve this. Maito Guy has already begun calling me youthful, wonder what he'll think when I start juggling boulders. Thanks to the One Piece body, my body is at the point that even if my Taijutsu is shit, I can still just tank everything thrown at me from academy students, and mid level genins. Not that it is shit, I mean, I can predict attacks within a range of about 5 meters of myself with little difficulty.
Its been hard to train my Kenbunshoku for two reasons. A, no equal level fights, and B, the people that would be a hard fight for are to old and scared they will hurt me. So it seems I will have to wait until I graduate the academy. Speaking of, I have been in the academy for about two years now, I am not the rookie of the year, but I am top of the class in Taijutsu. Of course as I expected I have no talent in genjustu or ninjutsu and my chakra capacity is tiny. Good control dou. So I have the academy three down spat, all it took was a whole year of training to get them down.
Apparently my dad was a genin swordsman during the second shinobi war, lost his arm during that time, ended his career as a shinobi to become a baker. So he taught me the academy three, cause thats as good as he ever got, and I learned them. As I said I have no talent in the justu department so It took me a whole year just to learn those three justu to an acceptable level. I hope to get at least the kawarimi to sealess mastery.
Now my class, about half of them are uchiha. My first thought was who gonna fill their seats when they die. I know I shouldn't have thought that but I did. Yeah well the way they treat the rest of the class like shit is starting make me regret feeling bad for them. It does bring a smile to my face when they cant beat me in a slugfest.
Most of the time I just let them hit me so I can train my endurance and natural defenses. They tire out so easily though.
During these two academy years I've taken to pranking, not for the sake of pranking but for the chases. Being pursued by low leveled chuunin, I can proudly say that I can last for about an hour, going at full speed before I get tired.
Now this brings me to something that makes me scared. Canon is fucked. Don't get me wrong I knew it was gonna get fucked up sooner or later, but its been fucked since I woke up in this world. There is no way that, my presence by itself, caused Kushina fucking Uzumaki to survive the Kyuubi incident.
I found out in a pretty awkward way too, I was in the middle of a chase the day after my eighth birthday, I needed to cross the main street cause I cant jump that far too the building on the other side. As Im crossing I pass by a red-haired woman carrying a six year old blonde kid, I stop, turn around, walk back to her and just stare, with surprise visible on my face. My stupor lasts until the chuunins dog-pile me.
So now Im panicking, is my future knowledge going to be of any help or am am I and truly screwed. Oh well might as well view this as my little adventure, Luffy's right you know, an adventure you already know everything about is bound to be boring. My panic subsides as I'm taken to the Hokages office, who knew pranksters are dealt with by the Hokage himself.
"Do you know why your here?" He asks with an air of seriousness around him. I can sense hidden amusement in his eyes, but as the leader of the my victims, he has to act like he cares. "Yes sir, in here because your ninja cant catch an eight year in the act of pranking them." I can feel the anger in my captors as I say that. "*sigh* You may go Kuro." Once I got the Ok to leave I opened the window, and jumped out while Brook laughing. "Yohohohoho"
Lets see how my existence affects this world shall we?
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