Deadpool was siting in his abatement whatching TV when he looked at a poster nere the window. It said THE NEXT PERSON YOU SEE IS YOUR SOULMATE he then looked out the window to see the most handsome boy he has ever seen he had pink hair 2 hairpins and a i love coffee jell t-shirt on {pertend he has it on}

he has the bulein his hear
Deadpool stands up and yells i have found my soulmate biches. I will follow him home and then sink in to his bedroom and sleep with him and then tell him I'm his soul mate in the morning it's foll prof I bet he will give me a kiss so time skip to me sinking in to his room at 1am I see my butiy AWAKlKE and he then ask me why I was following him all day. My love I AM YOUR SOULMATE I yell he ya ya sigh then stands up and takes of his glass? And looks at me and i start to taun to stone COOL my soulmate has a awesome power. my healing is doing nothing at all like serious can he stop my healing because he is my soulmate That mast be it deadpool thinks
{He has the ring that stops he's mind reading powers on at the moment}
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