Chapter 15 - ichiraku

ken was now inside a small room in konoha hospital watching over naruto who was sleeping in the bed with a peaceful face and bandaged head . ken felt that he was lucky as just as he had brought naruto to the doctor , naruto's breathing became too abnormal. the doctor said that the sharp weapon must be not cleaned as the wound had clearly been infected so Ken's decision to bring naruto to the hospital immediately was the right one .

of course the world is completely different and human bodies are much powerful but most of the organs are same as earth so it means that most of the ailments are the sand too . ken had taken an hour long lesson on hygiene and tool maintenance when he had officially been promoted to an anbu in which these facts were mentioned briefly and ken was honestly surprised . the infections are there of course but the severity is much greater than that on earth so Ken's mind immediately clicked when he saw naruto's wound .

oh ? finally this orange idiot is going to wake up. well it's been only a few hours so I'm not that impatient either but still why does this idiot child wear such flashy colour clothes? I mean you are a ninja for God's sake and what the hell are these clothes ? it's like telling your position to the enemy and even your stupid identity at the same time ..

let's poke his cheeks lightly then ! I liked to do this on small children's faces on earth too .. why fox whiskers though ?

- * groan * um... stop it sakura chan hehe...

- what the fuck are you daydreaming about little shit ! * flick on naruto's forehead *

-ow.. huh ? you ... ken ! what are you doing here ? * scratching his head * where is this place ? *

- cough .. this is the hospital and I brought you here after saving you in the alley . you are really something naruto ! why didnt you at least try to run from there ? those shits actually used a kunai to hurt you ! hmphf! I have already filed a complaint to hokage so he will take care of everything else. but you seriously are too weak right now..

- * embarrassed * sorry ! they were three so I..

- no shit ! now I will train you in future everyday when I'm not out on a mission or gone somewhere.. and I wont take no for an answer ..

- really? * sparkling eyes * but why did you stop coming to the academy ? * confused *

that old shit hokage really didnt explain anything to them and I have especially told him to tell some excuse to naruto ..hehe.. looks like I have to teach him a small lesson too ! forget it , he will die sometime in near future anyway besides I'm afraid that shukaku ( shikamaru dad and hokage's advisor ) will catch on to me quickly if he gets suspicious of me . the nara clan cannot be underestimated so it's better to not make any unnecessary moves right now ..

- cough .. * wearing the ninja headband * that's why ..* grin *

- holy shit ! you .. you actually already graduated ?

- hehe.. of course . I'm an active genin for some time now. * confused * but I didnt know that nobody informed you guys .. forget it , naruto you can just tell everybody that I'm a genin now so they wont bully you . and if they dare to and you cannot handle it alone then hehe..* menacing smile * immediately tell me and leave everything else to me . now get ready we are going to ichiraku for some ramen now..

- yatta! * bright smile * are you sure ?

- of course I have completed some small missions already so money is no problem to me now...

then naruto shamelessly didnt even congratulate ken and dashed outside . well naruto was just a ramen lover to extreme so ken didnt blame him as he was himself very curious about this ichiraku ramen ..

ichiraku ramen looked like a stall but was actually a small shop and the location was only a few minutes walk from academy . naruto dashed there so he reached there in less than a minute while ken properly paid the hospital bill which wasn't much and leisurely walked to the shop . ken was actually waiting for someone as he thought that hokage must have read his complaint report now . but ken arrived at the shop but nobody came so ken thought that hokage must have decided to overlook this small matter now ..

hehe.. I wonder what that old shit will do when he finds out that the three mob children can't use their arms properly ever again in future ? well consider this a little punishment to you old fox because you didnt tell naruto about me graduating early as promised . hehe.. those mob children actually served a purpose unexpectedly.. good good ..

huh what the fuxk !

- naruto ! are you a fucking balloon? what the hell man , you already are 7 bowls of ramen in these few minutes ...

- * slurp * hehe.. * burp *

- * facepalm* forget it ! you are happy so it's good enough for me ..

this naruto is really shameless in these matters. oh ? this uncle teuchi really has small eyes like annie but doesn't look even a bit scary still , I wonder why ? that must be ayame ! she is really beautiful and that long hair really suits her .. now the let's see what this supposed heavenly ramen tastes like ..

- uncle , one miso pork ramen please!

- here ..* smile *

let's see ..* slurp * fuuuu.. this is really delicious! how the fuck is this soup so heavy in taste but so light actually ? this pork slice is marinated beautifully and the meat is heavenly .. hehe.. the ramen from earth cannot compare with this shit ! definitely!

- uncle this ramen is very delicious!

- thank you ! so you are naruto's friend ?

- yes! my name is ken . I will try to come daily so please take care of me in future * smile *

- of course , customer is god after all .

tch .. this old man is really a good businessman . i even flatterd him and my innocent acting was perfect but he still didnt give any sort of discount. that naruto .. I wonder how he managed to get so many discounts in the anime from this old man ? ..

in the end ken wasn't fated with any discounts so he paid for 14 bowls in which his portion was only 2 bowls . then ken walked naruto back to his apartment which was not much different in size from Ken's department but the trash was littered pretty much everywhere.

ken wasn't a cleaner or anything so he didnt bother cleaning and just smacked naruto lightly while forcing him to clean the room. after the room was clean , ken made sure that naruto was asleep before leaving . he then decided to try some more seals inside his house as he had the time now . after Ken's body enhancement now , he can stay awake for a few weeks without sleeping which isn't that much taxing either . so Ken decided to make a shadow clone and ordered it to practice seals while he himself started doing pushups under 5x gravity and quickly his body started aching here and there . but the small tears healed almost instantly because of the absurd vitality so ken just smiled and continued his training without paying heed to little pain ..