"Hey guys! Are you ready for another exciting episode of dungeon exploration? I am Terry, a level 154 ninja and your host for the day! This time we are inside the Noxian mausoleum, a mystery-type dungeon that is largely unexplored. I'm here with my team to reveal all the secrets this dungeon has to offer.
"Like, follow, and become a member to always stay up to date with our explorations! If you become a member on the same day this video is uploaded you will become eligible for a special discount and a secret video of all our team members getting ready in the changing room."
"You realize we can hear you, right Terry? It's not a secret if we know of it."
"Shut up Larissa! I'm going to have to cut that out!"
I press the pause button and watch the light from the camera in front of my face turn from green to red to indicate the pause of the recording. I give Larissa another glare before once again explaining how this works as patiently as possible.
"Look, all our fans want is easy excitement where they don't have to use their heads. None will question it if you all play dumb. I asked you for permission and you were fine being recorded if we earned enough, right?"
"But why did we have to pretend like we weren't aware we were being recorded?"
"For the excitement of course! If the viewers wanted to see naked bodies they would go elsewhere and not pay anything! But this is a secret recording! They get to see their idols naked and without their idols' consent!"
"I don't get it but as long as it pays well I don't mind."
I marvel at how uncaring these people are towards showing their bodies to complete strangers on the internet. But I suppose that compared to being able to continue our luxurious lifestyle while outside the dungeon, it is worth it. Who wants to be poor after experiencing the joys of being rich, right?
I switch the camera affixed to my helmet back on and get back into show mode. The producers said there would be a big bonus for me if we hit the next membership goal. Facing my team members, I invert the camera and begin.
"Now, allow me to introduce the team to you! This is Larissa, our angelic level 170 healer who ends all pain with her magic hands."
Larissa is a cold-hearted sadist. The only thing magical about her hands is how pretty they are. However, angelic healers are more popular than sadistic healers who enjoy poisoning things.
Portraying her as a meek angel was one of my best ideas so far and all that takes is to cut out her snappy comments and any scenes of her watching a monster die to her poisons. That smile would totally ruin her persona.
"Next up is Clive! He's a level 207 elemental fencer and one of the main damage dealers on our team. Next to him is Brigitte our level 182 guardian."
Clive just stands there with his handsome face in a perfect example of cool indifference. Brigitte pushes up the visor of her helmet and gives the camera one of her signature ferocious smiles. So far so good.
"And last but not least, we have the blade dancer twins, Savi and Ponto. Savi is currently in the lead being level 186 while Ponto is one level below her. Will Ponto be able to catch up and even surpass his sister or will Savi leave him in the dust? Keep watching to find out!"
Savi and Ponto both smile and wave at the camera excitedly. I keep the camera on them a bit longer than the others so the viewers will get a good view. I never understand the insistence of some blade dancers to wear those thin satin cloth bikinis that barely cover them and give little to no protection.
Sure, they rarely get hit and keep the viewers happy but what's the real point? Are they trying to seduce the monsters? If so they might wanna change their class to that of a bar... Nevermind.
The two are already hard enough to keep out of people's beds without getting monsters involved. Despite being of different genders the two really look nearly identical to the point that if I hadn't seen what's inside Pontoʼs pants I'd say he's a flat-chested woman like his sister. He even puts on matching makeup...
Anyway, as long as the viewers are happy, I'll be happy too.
"And with that, dear viewers, let the exploration begin."
I dial down my excited blabbering as we enter the Noxian Mausoleum through one of the many side entrances. There's a good bit of explored territory ahead of us so we can get acclimated to the dungeon.
The moment I enter, darkness envelops me. Unlike how regular light and darkness should behave, the darkness here is overpowering. The light coming in through the door we used to enter looks as if it hit a wall as it stops after one meter. Everything else is dark.
The last of us enters and the door closes. Good thing we came prepared. Each of us puts on a set of enchanted goggles that allows normal vision in the dark. Similarly, I place a small attachable lens with the same capabilities over the camera lens. With this, the viewers should be able to see everything that happens.
After entering we find ourselves in what looks to be a storage room. From what we gathered by asking some previous explorers, this dungeon imitates human architecture. Sadly, all the loot that may have been in this room has already been taken by our predecessors.
"Here you see the insides of the Noxian Mausoleum. Stay tuned to see what secrets it may hold!"
I whisper to not attract any unwanted attention from whatever monsters lurk in this place. The explorers we met wouldn't tell us much about what prowled these halls.