I'm what,no way 10 months from achieving my Ph.D in Genetics,no I can't be pregnant !

Well I wouldn't lie to you Becca your my best friend. I know jean and your the best ob/gyn

Around but I can't be! You do know the we're about of the father don't you? Shit I don't know what month we're in,never mind anything else, all I've been doing is working on my thesis.

Becca you have to know who the father is or did you sit on a pitre dish.

Jean I need your help not your sarcasm ok.

Ok let's think when ,where ,how shit who, pretty bad I can not remember. He mustn't have be very good or I must have been drunk or high or both. Wait maybe I was Ruffeed? Jean do a drug screen on me will you? Becca your 4 months nothing is going to show that late. Shit shit shit.!