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Chapter 1 - start+ running away

well hey everyone in my mind!!! well im gonna tell you guys who i am kukuku ... i am arthur heart your average joe and my dream is to be friend A!!~ well that's not gonna happen cuz im not your average joe to be honest!! life sucks that badly for me but oh well a man can dream can't he? well my family is the complete opposite then normal and i can't do anything about it to be honest.

now dear sla... i mean friends deep in my mind and yeah i'm definitely not crazy okay~ your probably thinking i am a normal looking guy but you cant be more wrong than that im gorgeous well i think i am but reality is a cruel being aint it? i have long blond hair and scarlet red eyes with a vertical slit and yeah that's real. Well im kinda built well as far as a football player, im skinny but i have a good built body and the worst quality i have is that i am kinda have a bit of a feminine face and super soft face but i cant help that and my family always teases me about that!!! i hate it !!!

well on with my family i guess .... my dad is handsome with blond hair and a big masculine body and a stubble beard well he loves me and dotes on me like a lot .. A LOT! Like i can't go outside of our home cuz i'll get hurt and when i told him that boys should get hurt from time to time he rejected me *cries* he's just a big ol' meanie he ish

well onwards my comrades, my mom is a beauty and that's a lot for me to say, well she has a beautiful face and pitch black hair and red scarlet eyes and a good figure i guess and she made me learn martial arts against my meanie of a dads permission kukuku as you have guessed ~ mom is the best and the one in charge fufu i love mom!!! bUT she gets super scary if people make me cry >~< i dont cry a lot just sometimes maybe~ *wissles* maybe more than i should okay okay you guys win a lot okay happy~

now on with the demon~ my sister. she like is the meanest person in the world!!! well i still love her~ well she has mom's hair color and she has ocean blue eyes and she has a good figure and she can't stay away she's toooo touchy and clingy but everytime i push her away she gets even more aggressive with her hugging its not nice when she acts like a kid when shes already the family head yeah that's right she inherited the family and is a mafia boss but i don't mind i dont like hurting people even tho i was trained to but who can say i can ~

well with the passing of time i saved all my pocket money well you could say i'm really rich ya know~ like i already have 800 thousand pounds in my bank and i have made plans to run away kukuku they won't find me fufu !!!

wondering why? i'm gonna steal the plane and i made the pilot my loyal slav.... follower yeah follower and today at midnight weir gonna leave the country and fly away fufufu no way their gonna know where to and btw im turning 16 in a couple of months so i'm old enough to go to high school, i want a normal school life and thus i'm running away to be able to go to school and finally make friends yea friends i have zero friends *sigh* sis and dads fault!!!

mom doesnt know about this and she'll be proud of me i hope, i think she will hehehe thinking about dads expression ish gonna be hilarious!!!

and so the time came i put down the letter i wrote that says i'm running away and ill come back in a couple of years and that ill bring back a wife and live a happy life somewhere and experience the world and that they shouldn't worry and that i love them lots like jelly tots~

and so i took my phone and told the pilot it was time and do wr escaped from the estate and flew away in the plane to the place where i belooooong~

which is JAPAN !!!! Where anime ish made kukuku

but what i didn't know was that my room was destroyed and swearing words was shouted "ARTHUR ILL FIND YOU AND NO VIXEN WILL STEAL YOU FROM ME!!!" And that was the beginning of my hell as a yandere sister was searching for her little brother that run away and all the woman in the world had a shiver in their spine

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well hope ya enjoy my dearest friendly readers and until next time