I don't know if I'm even handsomer than before or he's just to pitiful now this sad lost dog is just loves to stare at me and jack off later but this is a problem now ever since that night he's just been starring at me when I walked through the door.
Who would have thought I would just keep him away from Alison for a bit and now he's gay as day... that made no sense but at least it rhymed so that's enough for me at this time.
[ I hold nothing against people that are gay because I know for a fact that some gay person can walk up to be and knock the fuck out ]
*RING!*
As I was about to get up and leave he cane up to me so I did what I thought to be the right thing and try to help him out.
"Look man before you ask no I don't like guys and if you want be to take your mom to paradise I can do that for sure and I can help you get with my boi Derek I think he may like Stiles tho so I don't know if I can help you I'll still try tho and if that doesn't work I'll ask red shirt guy" I say to him hoping not to hurt his feelings.
"W-WHAT MY MOM! WAIT I'M NOT GAY I DON'T LIKE DEREK I LIKE GIRLS!!! I LIKE BOOBS!!! TITS!!! PUSSY!!!" he shouted out in the class making everyone look at him.
Realising what he just said he froze and was broken out of how much the world hated him and how much he wanted to die right now by the teacher's shout.
"....." Scott
"....." Kevin
"....." Teacher
"....." Class
"....." class next door
"....." Random guy in the hallway
"....." Pedophile Principal who was 67 years old who was in the bushes watching the young female teacher and the female students with his pants down and a camera in hand.
"DETENTION!!!"
*.*.*.*.*
(Time Skip)
(ALISON P.O.V)
When I stepped out of my room and looked down the stairs only to see my Dad in a hurry out the door.
"Hmm Dad what's the matter why are you in such a rush" I asked him as he looked up at me from the bottom of the stairs
"Sorry I hope I didn't wake you it's just your aunt Kate she had a bit of a car problem nothing to worry about go back to bed sweetheart" he said to me.
*.*.*.*.*
(P.O.V CHANGE KEVIN)
"It is a nice night huh" I asked Derek the emo warrior of this world that was chasing the mysterious wolf he stood on the roof of a building opposite the one I stood on.
"Mind lending me a hand" he asked me.
I gave a nod then we jumped off the buildings and only to hear a *bang* and Derek falling and rolling on the ground grunting from the pain.
Then A car pulls up and Alison father steps out of it pulling Kate to the car the two started talking I didn't hear them because I was to busy trying to help Derek up.
The two hunters then went into the car and left.
I pulled up Derek's shirt sleeve and I saw the pullet wound releasing a blue like steam that slowly went away.
"So who were they" I ask even tho I already know their names
Kate Argent and
Alison's Father Argent he has a weird name but whatever that's how I remembered it.
"*pant* *pant* Old friends" he said.
"Hmm well she's kinda hot got this if you touch me I kill you vibe weird but kinda hot" I say making him look up at me with a weird face.
"What I like to dominate hot but dangerous women it is hot don't lie or are you really gay because I hope all werewolves aren't I'd be scared for myself" I say with a straight face.
*.*.*.*.*
In class today was special not only was Scott starring at my soul but also Stiles sorry man but I think Scott gave you his gayitis I think its at stage 3 know shit! it may be to late to save him we may have lost him but we know that have a higher chance of doing 'it' so a plus.
*.*.*.*.*
"Ok Scott your going over to Alison's right found the cure for Derek while you guys do that I'll try find out about the other wolf" I said to Scott, Derek, Stiles.
You may wonder why let Scott get this chance well for me to ultimately cuck him I must make him think he has a chance then when it is absolutely ready then I deliver the finishing blow plus ultra style.
"Wait how did you know that I didn't tell you" he asked me.
"Alison told me when I snuck into her room last night when she asked me" I said not lying at all this did happen that's how I remembered when Derek was going to get shot me and her were in a heated
make out.
His mode instantly drops and he grew more depressed and I feel nothing if anyone feels anything for him...you hate pizza facts.
"Well then see you guys and Scott make sure you ask Alison if she still has my jacket thanks dude and Stiles take care of Derek and remember he only has a few hours left so if of looks gloom set up a nice funeral for him" I say to them.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY DICKHEADS!!!" shouted a random person that was in the long line of cars behind Stiles.
"See ya" I then left so no one sees me you know that mysterious vibe and all that shit.
*.*.*.*.*
"KingSlayer17" Step Dad.
"*gasp* I haven't used that name in years" son
"8 months ago you killed me on warzone I said that I'd bang your Mom you said no fucking way" Step Dad.
"*gasp* Oh no" son.
"Babe you can come in now!" mom.
"Oh yes" Step day
*.*.*.*.*
"Hahaha! man that was funny oh wait yeah I forgot.....I was suppose to order pizza I wonder what the other three are doing hope Derek is good by no.