Brian woke up from his sleep feeling quite uncomfortable. Yeah he had crapped in his sleep. He was feeling hungry, uncomfortable and irritable. He then looked around to see where he was. It seemed like it was dawn time due to the light coming from the humungous windows on the right side of his cradle. The room in which he was seemed to be similarly huge. A huge chandelier hung in the middle of the room. The walls were adorned with various paintings and weapons. And everywhere you looked you could see a lots of gold and crystals. Brian was stupefied to see all this. The room looked more like a museum for antique with exquisite designing everywhere. Just to the right of his cradle was a bed and his mother was asleep on it with her one hand still on the cradle.
He didn't want to wake her up when she was sleeping looking really exhausted but he was really starting to get hungry. He tried to reach up his arm and touch his mother's finger which was gripping the gold cradle. Yeah the cradle was made out of gold too. So he tried to grip his mother's fingers but his hands were too damn short. He was unable to reach her. Then he tried to speak something to wake her up but only cute intelligible sounds came out. He was smitten by his own cute sounds and got carried away and started pinching his own cheeks. Yeah like I said before, he was a very humble narcissist. He came out of his reverie and then started to admonish himself. 'Focus brian you need to wake her up now. You always knew you were cute, no need to be surprised.' He then suddenly thought of a brilliant idea to wake up his mother. He started to cry. Yeah that was his brilliant idea and he was even proud of himself. Hey, HEY don't judge him. Ok, maybe a little but not too much. I know what you're thinking but he's still our protagonist. He will have his cool moments too, I promise. So back to the story. Brian started crying and his mother immediately woke up.
She got out of bed and picked him out of his cradle and said something loudly towards the door. A maidservant came in within a few moments with new cloths and a small tub made of silver which carried warm water. She helped his mother to clean him up and change his cloth which was tied around his butt like a diaper. Brian was feeling quite smug about the care being given to him when noticed some movement from the corner of his eye. On the other side of bed there was a man getting up while tying a robe around himself. 'Who the fuck is this creep?!',brian thought. The man came around the bed when his mother and the maidservant were done with cleaning him up. His mother picked him up in her embrace and the man came around and hugged her from her side. 'Get the fuck away you bastard or I'll destroy you', was what brian started shouting. Of course what everyone else saw was a cute baby cooing and gurgling while flailing his tiny arms. Instantly his mother's face lit up and she started giggling herself and started saying something to the man something. Then it suddenly struck brian that who this man was, with his outstanding intellect and unparalleled reasoning. The man was his father.
Brian's father was a tall man. A full head taller than his mother and his mother was in no means short. He seemed to be about 190-195cm tall. He had dark red hair which came upto his shoulders. He had handsome face and dark red eyes with neatly trimmed beard and moustache which gave him a rugged feeling. He had broad shoulders with a scar visible across his chest area which wasn't covered by his robe. He gave of an extreme aura of strength and fierceness. After brian observed all this he was immediately sure of one thing. He wasn't going to like this bastard. It wasn't good for his ego to acknowledge a man that good looking. While he was having these thoughts the creep did something unthinkable. He kissed brian's mother, his wife on her head lovingly. Brian was furious. Yeah I know, how dare he be affectionate with his wife. 'That's it, you left me no choice', proclaimed brian with his cute baby voice while staring with his big baby eyes. Then brian started crying again which led to his mother getting flustered and then getting back onto the bed. Then she started breastfeeding him and brian started to fill up his stomach with and smug feeling in his heart. Then slowly drifted off to sleep again while feeling exhausted.