[Day 3/1825 on The Godless Green Earth A.I World]
We decided to stay the night, and had more than our share of our fun, but I woke up feeling great. It was like I had been recharged, and Mikota was still sleeping so I pulled up some progress and status bars that I had been ignoring.
[Guardian Summons] 30% completed!
[Pregnancy] 60% completed!
[Total Gi] 248/1000
What the actual fuck? WHAT DID SIXTY PERCENT MEAN?! Wait… one, two… fuck. Learn something new every day.
*Internal screaming*
I gently lifted Mikota and myself into the air; I just needed to get some air, this was fine… ugh, why did I have to be having kids right now? Can't I just lead them? They can have the kids, man, like I don't have enough going on already.
*More internal screaming*