What the fuck are you? And what do you mean I m going to die? These were the first questions that popped up in Alex's head. While he was lost staring at the creature's fully black eyes, that seemed like mini black holes trying to pull the soul out of his body. The creature closed its eyes suddenly and Alex got the feeling of his body back.
"Wow, someones rude. For the first question of who I m, I m the God of the Universe of Beginning and my name is Nill. For why you are probably going to die, well you are going to see that yourself. What I will tell you though is that you are chosen by me Alex, to participate in the trial of Godhood where you will have to pass some challenges and trials and blablabla to replace my position as the new God of the Universe of Beginning. Does that answer your questions?"
Trying to process what the hell he just heard Alex thought to himself, this God seemed kinda friendly in a way that he wasn't going to get insta killed, a couple of seconds passed before opening his mouth to ask a question out loud. "You can read my mind, well I guess Gods should be able to do something like that. Anyway, what are you a God of, like most Gods have something special they are known for?"
The 2 meter tall mass with bulging muscles that went by the name of Nill looked at Alex strangely for a second and started laughing its lungs out if it even had such an organ "Aahahahaha are you stupid or dumb, like who the fuck asks a question like that when they meet a God."
"Shouldn't you ask me like am I going to give you some superpower or why were you chosen or something about the trials? Well, I m going to answer your stupid question anyway. I m the God of Whatever the fuck I wanna do because that is how I roll."
Oh my fucking God what is up with this guy! Is what Alex thought to himself forgetting that Nill could read his mind easily.
"Hey, there kiddo did you already forget that I can hear your thoughts. And you should know that I m your God anyway so better butter up to me or you get no benefits out of me mhmm."
"Sassy bi... Ok ok, the best God in the Universe Mr. Nill could you please remove me from the trial. I would rather live my life peacefully relaxing, you understand me right?"
"Fuck no bitch you are going through this trial whether you like it or not, you think I give a single shit about your feelings. You and your boring ass life END here little Alex. I got a couple more participants to talk to, I gotta send you off soon anyway so just shut up and listen to your senior."
"Because I like you a little you brat I will give you a small parting present for your journey which is, Drummerroll please BRRRRAA. I will make all of your trials twice as hard as what they should be lol. See ya bitch."
Alex was so dumbstruck in those moments from the fact that his life probably wouldn't be so relaxing in the near future that his anger had reached a new peak in his life, as you could see by the veins protruding out of his skull. He opened his mouth as soon as Nill said see ya and gave his all to yell as loudly as he could "FUCK YOU, YOU SHITY ASS GOD...." But a bright flash stopped him from throwing even worse insults and in a second he disappeared in the explosion of golden light.
All Nill did after hearing the nice comment from Alex, was make a big smirk and say "I m gonna have a lot of fun fucking around with him."
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Opening his eyes slightly Alex had to squint immediately because of how bright the sun was, it took him some tome to wake himself up. "Cough, Couggh" Couphing his lungs out from the sand that somehow entered his mouth when he was still unconscious, and finally adjusting his eyes to the brightness of the new environment, Alex could not help but make a shocked expression.
Slightly after that though, his expression turned slightly grim "A desert really, now I know what Nill meant by you are probably going to die." Alex was no fool he knew that a desert was one of the harshest and most dangerous places on Earth, and he didn't study any survival books for such scenarios. He never knew that one day he was going to end up in a desert because of some stupid Godhood trial. The only thing he knew very well was, that he is pretty much fucked!
He patted himself lightly to check if he didn't lose the things that were on him before he got moved over here against his will. To his surprise he didn't lose anything. "So I still have my lighter, my cigar box with four more cigs left, my switchblade, and my clothes. What a nice God to leave me my stuff in a good old plain desert."
Looking around as far as he could possibly see, was just a flatland of sand. "Hmm, there are no sand dunes or any plants not even cactuses just sand. This is kind of weird" Suddenly Alex saw a shadow in front of his feet that was rapidly getting smaller and smaller. When he looked up he saw a huge griffon vulture, well it looked like one at least, and it was descending down straight for him. Luckily Alex had decent reflexes and jumped forward as fast as he could and barely escaped from the birds' sharp claws.
Being very happy that he didn't just get pierced through his chest, Alex pulled out the switchblade chilling in his right pocket as fast as he could and put it in front of himself with good posture. He had many years of training with a couple of different defensive and offensive arts.
He also had experience with not too bloody knife fights from some conflicts that he got into unesecarely when he was still in high school. When he moved for like the 7th time in his life he was in the 11th grade. Of course, he had to somehow pissed off a group of some white wannabe gangsta kids, by just unintentionally staring at them for too long. So they decided it would be nice idea to teach him a good lesson about who not to look at.
However, they didn't know that Alex was a hard mother fucker and he had already been in some bloody fights. Alex's motto through his life was always, you wanna fuck with me be ready for it to get ugly. He always held true to his words, so when they surrounded him in the back parking lot of the school that he was just passing through to get home. He had to get very serious very fucking fast.
He knew he had no backup and that he was all alone. He also didn't want to get beat the fuck up so he just got mentally ready to slice and dice a little. Even though Alex knew what the aftermath was going to be if they didn't back off, he just didn't care at this point.
He slowly looked at their smirking faces, reading their minds as easy as pie. Of course they thought that they got an easy sandbag to let some steam off, another cash dispensary. But as soon as he took out the switchblade their faces stiffened immediately, as if they were taking a massive dookey.
There were four of them and each one of them wanted to back out from this one except the chubby tall kid that seemed to call the shots in their group. Chubby said, "Ah man you are such a pussy taking out a knife in a fistfight. Like be a man."
Alex was dumbstruck by such a comment from the fat kid as they were the ones ganging up on him so he of course had to answer. "Are you fucking stupid you fat fuck, there are four of you and one of me. I'm not feeling this fight anyway, so I m going to let you guys go your own ways. If you still wanna have a go, don't say that I didn't warn you dumb fucks."
The fat kid was very mad by the look of his chili red face from Alex calling him a fat fuck. He didn't do anything for a moment though as if considering the offer but then he said. "You think we are scared of you with that tiny knife of yours, boys lets teach this fa**ot a lesson of what it means to mess with us" As soon as he said that sentence Alex immediately sprinted the 3-meter distance from him to fatty which took all of them by surprise.
They all tried to rush towards Alex, but they were too late as he had already made a long knife wound on the fatties' thigh. "Aaahhhhhhh, What the FUUCKKKK AAAAHHHHHHHHH, You FUCKING N****R, FUUCKKKK." All of fatties friends stopped in their tracks as soon as they saw the huge gash on their friend's right thigh bleeding profusely mixed with screams of absolute agony.
Alex knew that this was one of the worst possible scenarios that could have happened to him as he would be kicked out of school and possibly/probably be sent to juvie. He was already very bummed out, and he knew that fatty was just another racist hillbilly so he just didn't want to deal with this shit any longer.
"Damn you a racist too, I mean what did I expect honestly. Haiya anyway, I hope you pussy ass bitches learned your lesson today not to mess with a guy that has a 3 and a half inches long switchblade(the blade not the frame). You might win but you probably aren't going to leave with no serious injuries, unless you are trained in close combat or have a gun. Just go take your friend before he bleeds out, and call the ambulance."
Many boring things happened after that so we are going to go back to the reality that Alex is facing right now and that is the fucking bird!!!