I wake up with a smile on my face ready to go. To get my plan going I have to skip school well maybe only one of my classes but either way, it was gonna happen and it was gonna happen today and I didn't care what anyone thought I was gonna key this bitch's car. I got into my car stopped a Starbucks and gotta caramel frappe and drive to school. It was like seven and no one was in the parking lot other than teachers.
School opened at eight and the parking lot was clear. I saw the parking spot that I parked in last time and parked three spots over and all I had to do was wait.
Unfortunately for me waiting in a car for an hour was quite annoying I was ready to fall asleep.
That's until I saw the same SUV arrive and park its ugly rear right in the parking spot that I parked in last time. I waited until the driver AND the passenger got out of the car.
I don't want to say he was a Greek God cause everyone says that but the dude was created by somebody cause there was no way a jawline could be that sharp.
That shit cut grass, like damn chop chop.
Like what I'm the fuckery was this??? It made me want to get my ass out my car a just walk to class and not let his car but that wasn't gonna happen. What was going to happen is that imma let his car and when he sees it imma drive real slowly roll down my window then roll it back up when I'm out of sight. There was nothing that could go wrong.
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Well, I fucked up.
I'm currently on 195 boulevard highway speeding from 3 black SUN's and 2 Police cruisers behind them.
Was this worth it...yes, yes it was.
So let me explain how I'm in this situation. So I keyed his car successfully I would like to say. But the thing is I keyed are car-like Brittany did when she found out Darrel cheated. After I did I backed out and parked on the other side of the parking lot so when he sees his car I can just do my Miniature ride by and go straight out onto the busy road ahead.
His face was priceless when he saw his car that he had someone else drive. When I think about its pretty stupid. I started my car, rolled down my window, and blew a kiss at him and rolled my window up. The best part about all this was a good amount of people saw Just when I about to go into the road I saw something in my rearview mirror.
Like everything was going great until he himself got into the car himself backed out and was heading for ME.
Thankfully I drove onto the road so fast and made a U-turn heading 58 straight down to the interstate. I was a fool to think I was safe cause he somehow managed to get behind me and was so close I could see him through his car glass.
It looked as he was on his phone so I decided to speed up. Thanks to this I passed a police car that just so happens to be parked at on the side of the road with, in fact, a speed meter. The speed limit was 37mph.
I was going 78.
Am I ashamed yes. But like if there is a clear road in front of you and there's a fine ass, scary man who just got his car keyed and by the way may possibly be in some type of gang shit would you or would you not take the time to speed.
Exactly.
Apparently, both the cruisers and SUV called back up and now we're getting on the highway the same as I.
Now your all caught up.
What I'm gonna do? I have absolutely no clue all I know is I kept driving.
Then an idea hit me.
I speed up to whatever mph you can possibly reach and make a sharp u-turn. I have my college books in the back and I put them on the pedal. Un-clicking my seatbelt I crawling over to the passenger side door and open the door.
Am I crazy yes but here's the plan, remember this town is apparently famous for its EXTREMELY DEEP LAKE that so happens to be coming up.
Just when all 5 cars are about to catch up with me I turn the steering wheel right causing me and the car to go off the interstate breaking the medal lines that keep cars in the lane.
I fall
My car falls
And the cars from behind me have stopped
I see the hot guy who's car I'd keyed at the side of my eye and I mouth
"Just try and catch me"
You know the funny thing is my boy right here smiled at me but it was kinda psychotic
"Hot"
and just like that, I hit the prickly cold water.