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Chapter 22 - Other Unintelligible Stories

[Yami perspective no longer speaking with Sam]

I decided to let the young NPC rest in the infirmary of the Human Kingdom.

The infirmary is structured in a way that it looks like a church building.

The whole Human Kingdom seems to be stuck in the Medieval Age in Europe in terms of architecture.

It did take millions of years to reach important milestones back on Earth. Around 100 years have passed in-game.

I have to stop time when I'm wasting a few words for a story. When the champions of the Regionals will be crowned, I will shoulder the problems of the universe from world to world that I left unchecked.

I'll start by freeing The Beast Factory from Time Stop.

The Beast Factory looks the same from a few years ago. The wheat field is gone and so the tilled land has become the battlefield instead. Maybe I should grow the wheat back for some stealth opportunities.

Summoners and Necromancer probably have low "Stealth".

"Why didn't you talk about the endless customization!? You lied about playing right away."

The monk finally arrived to help me setup the battlefield.

"It's boring to talk about choosing a generic body. I scrolled right until I found Body Type 66. I was only stuck with the "Muscle" customization and "Hairstyle"."

"For about an hour. You were then 2 hours late for the game release. The Lord of Time can't handle Earth time calculations?"

"Maybe if I had Perfect Data."

"You forgot to mention your Perfect Cooking skill."

"That was embarrassing to wear a legendary apron as Dark Lord."

"You've left out so many stories Sam should've known."

"I don't have infinite mana to hold Time Stop for 4 worlds that are far from each other."

"Alright I'll lend you some mana later. What were the results of the Warrior battle?"

"I thought you recorded the results. Sam won."

"...No. Sam did not win. You didn't watch the whole battle. I didn't. We did not prevent cheating."

"No one probably cheated because of the strict rules."

"False Assumption. We will restart the battle. It will after all the others are done."

So Game God knows?

"You can revive them even though you haven't met them. You have a few skills that reduce the consequences of Resurrection. Combine those skills together and you have 0 consequences."

Nice work detective Game God.

"You don't have every skill yet. I make sure to add new skills."

"I'll take them anyway."

"You won't because there are duplicates."

"Duplicates??"

"At least two entities have the same skill."

"You said you destroyed the hero-villain functionality."

"I kept it fairly hidden that you've only realized now. Twins of the same skill but opposite beliefs."

Maybe my next goal should be to eliminate every good player or hero.

"Before you hunt them down, why don't you punish heresy and blasphemy first?"

"I'd laugh the entire day when the moment comes that you gods receive zero prayers. I won't help you destroy your heretics. Destroy them yourselves."

"That won't reduce our power. What I meant was the execution of several Dark Lords."

"There's only one and it's me."

[Name Finder skill granted to Yami.]

"Combine it with location magic or something else and do what you must."

"Why are you helping me?"

"In exchange for very valuable and interesting intel. You will be stripped of System Commands. I would ban you for using System Commands but I realized someone before you went berserk using that skill. Since you've abused it to a lesser extent. You will lose the skill and remain alive."

"You'll never ban me because you need me. It's your fault giving that skill to a psycho in pajamas."

"Don't test me. Only I can test you. Start the battle already. I can hear the gods snoring from the TV."

"I'll start the battle when it's ready. A rushed event is doomed to fail."