I was walking to my local chippy at around 8pm nothing much was happening. The streets were empty which is strange on a Friday evening, but I carried on to hopefully get a lovely steak pie with chips and gravy.

As I was making I turn I saw him and he was magnificent, he was giant and covered with scars on the front of his hood, the rusted red paint beginning to fade as he roared down the street.

Dropping to my knees, I clapsed my hands together and preyed for the first time in my life. " Oh mighty Truck-sama please grant this lowly mortal a glorious death so May be reincarnated, if it it is not to--"

That was as far as I got before I appeared in this nothingness but that wasn't the worst, I had an itch on my nose but I couldn't feel my hands or any limbs for that matter.

I am unsure how long I've been here now, the atmosphere is getting to me making me hear noices that aren't real AND THAT GODDAMN ITCH IS STILL THERE, I WOULD RATHER HAVE NO NOSE LIKE VOLDEMORT THAN CONTINUE THIS SHAM OF AN EXISTENCE.

As I calmed down something appeared before me but I couldn't make out what, every time I tried to focus my brain felt like it was running internet explorer on a Gameboy while it was slowly melting in a campfire.

"What are you doing here?" the being asked.

"I have no clue, the last thing I remember was preying to Truck-sama the appearing here on my own, any way can you do me a solid and scratch my nose for me I'd do anything" I practically begged.

"Hmmm how curious, say if I grant you 2 wishes will you spread my name through the multiverse?" The being ponders as I felt content as the being willed away the itch and for the first time in however long I've been here I could think.

As I thought on the beings offer I couldn't see much of a downside, I was never much of a thinker and was a bit slow on the uptake now and then so I agreed.

" Excuse me sir but what should I call you?" I questioned the being.

" You can call me Gus and I am what is known as a wanderer, I travel reality and dimensions on a quest for neverending knowledge, now onto your wishes" The wanderer said.

" For my first wish I would like to be transmigrated into Harry potter with my memories. Secondly, I would like all the abilities of Android 17 from Dragon Ball z including the infinite ki generator." I stated to Gus.

"That is doable, but be warned that this Harry potter world will not be completely how you have known, Good bye little soul and remember to spread the name of Gus the Wanderer" he finished.

As the being left I felt myself heading in a direction and decided to take a nap.