"Einji...." a voice called out. Yeah. That's my name. But it won't be my name anymore. Why? You'll know why. Now, I need to stop talking to myself in my head and stop acting like a psychopath. Kind of difficult to do.
"Einji...." There it is again. Though the voice does sound familiar or something.... Ah right. My friend probably trying to wake my ass up.
"Bitch, five more minutes..." My real body mumbled. Slipping back into dream world again. Feels nice. Just exist here with nobody else to disappoint you. Despite frolicking in the dreamscape, I can still hear the outside. Clacking of heels became more apparent. Sounds like it is coming for me. That bitch of a teacher still does not get the memo that I am not interested in her divorce stories.
"Cha Einji!" a woman's voice bellowed from the great outside. Still, I remained a lazy walnut. I'm here for what's in the textbook. Just be glad I'm your best student around here instead of doting that rich ass whore who flunked every test. Oh right. You don't give a shit. You, a human being, will obviously side with other human beings. That's how it is. Like your predecessors rooting for who's what colour and whatnot. All the humans saying shit like,
'All your opinion matters.' or 'We look out for one another'. Lies. Lies. Lies. Oh right. You, the reader, must be confused. See, the setting is not on Earth. It's on another planet. My homeworld. And I know what you're thinking.
"But is this an alternate universe?" No. Yes. Maybe. I don't know and what makes you think I'd know? I'm just an eighteen year old boy who have slept with every gay boy in town. Oh did I mention that earlier? Yup. Yours truly is very much a faggot. I sneak out in the night for a "jog"
Hold up. Why am I talking about sex again? Fuck. Am I in heat? I don't know anymore. Shit what am I feeling? No. Hell no. The third leg is rising. Nope. Not now. Ugh! But Jason's ass looked real tasty today. Did a slap on them cheeks. Damn he packing quite a trunk back there. Makes me wanna fill him up.
No! Bad Einji! Also I guess it's time to wake up.
*cue the star wars hyperdrive effect to make it seem like there was a transition from dream to reality*
Ah yes. Back to suffering. I was resting my head on my arms with my face facing the table surface.