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Chapter 3 - i swear you can fear apples i mean i do

She was beautiful lady with long black hair and yellow eyes ,she was truly beautiful and kind ,she introduced herself to me ,sometimes i wonder they do it here aren't i younger than them ..

"hello your majesty my name is Minerva blue moon ,duchess of the house blue moon ,she carefully took me from the cradle and and placed me on the chair ,SHE SAT ON THE FLOOR !! SHE AHHHH.

she kindly said " my imperial highness ,what would you like to wear ,also please remember i am only a middle woman here , i have brought dresses from three varied renowned designers , Anne rose from the houses of the marquess of roses , the arch - mages daughter Daphne mystic and the very own royal tailor MR. Mason , i will ask the maids to place them on mannequins ,please choose one out of the three , if you like any of the dresses point at it and i will tell you more about its creator and the creators preferred style ,like any isekai'd baby my nose inflated and my eyes shined brighter than the sun it is that feeling you have when you drink alcohol for the first time ,yeah did i mention i was 20 when i died , also fun fact i have a really high tolerance ....anyways that was totally unnecessary...

anyways so the first mannequin is of Ms. Anne rose , the dress was so flowery and graceful but i was not my taste i felt it is those clothes that those second female leads in k dramas wear ..they always wear a mask and cover their real personality .. well sorry again ..it was light pink and had a detailed embroidery of roses on the sleeves ,

the next one my personal favorite Daphne 's dress it was a simple white dress which a mysterious aura , my eyes a keen so i noticed the golden embroidery if you see it even closer you will notice a very thin lace at the end it was beige so it was hard to spot .

the next one was made by the royal tailor it majestic ,i had gold sown into it delphian silk* a very rare silk obviously made up* it was blue

and only one thing was the problem how the f*** am i going to wear this i need a baby suit.

shortly after that whole useless session with Minerva she left ....Man ! i think that is most useless thing i have done since i was born .

"lady mirin ,the new chef at imperial palace has send you some food he cooked with apples he said he wants the princess to taste it first " first up whoever this chef is he must be out of his mind because if dad find out he send me food he will be executed .

you ask why ? in the past 5-6 weeks my food has been poisoned at least 5-6 times , i was poisoned once a week ,how did i survive after taking that much poison you ask ? ,any normal human would've died but since i am a part of the royal family ,the descendants of the sun ...yes the SUN ,that annoying star in the centre of our universe ,like did some human just fall out of it or did eat a human but it didn't like the taste of us humans and then pooped him out, that one lucky but unlucky human .... man i don't get this logic but i guess i don't care .

anyways back to that chef ,he was new so i guess i doesn't know the rules around here but i was fond of apples how could i refuse and not to mention there are people hired by dad to eat my food before i eat ..its cruel but one out of 6 died sadly ....

well i don't care because it seems the maids apparently already tasted it themselves and they didn't die so i playfully put on the cutest smile because i was going to eat APPLE PIE .but something was wrong ,something was very wrong i felt butterflies in my stomach as ... almost as if my body didn't wanna eat but then the things that happened in the next few minutes gave me Malusdomesticaphobia. * fear of apples.

after the maids left i used that huge brain of mine and my under-developed hands and flipped the pie , i personally thought i was a waste of apple pie but then after it landed on the floor all smashed and destroyed the "fillings" or disgusting looking insides ,it was horrendous to even look at ,but there was a faint smell of blood coming from it my body reacted again a yellow coloured barrier appeared similar to the one the arch-mage used and levitated me.

i was flying in the air and my head was spinning (flying is not as amazing as it sounds ),the "BUBBLE" i was being carried in popped ,i was expecting to hit the ground instead i landed on a hard wood table but it didn't hurt because there was a velvet cloth over the table ,and after realizing i didn't die or get hurt i felt the stares of all capital ministers ,the marquess of rose ,my brothers and dad ,my instant (faster than instant noodle) reflex made me hide my face and then to embarrass me more my elder brother chase (that huge sc*m bag ) said "oh my why is our lovely cute sister interrupting the royal meeting ,maybe you missed your family .

i swear when my limbs are fully developed i will kick him in the crotch for this ,i decide to act like a fully grown adult and crawled towards chase and with my very and i mean very small teeth said "apologizzzze yu scunbog * apologize you su*mbag"... please try and imagine his expression..my eldest brother gray started clapping ,my dad smirked ,kai said" our sister is kind to call this ruffian a scu*bag" well its true i was pretty kind because back in my home me and my younger brothers used very vulgar and believe me vulgar cannot define the beyond vulgar language we .

well i was proud until the moment that little shit of an...........