This can't be real...there's no way that this message is for real. Right? You know what, forget it, I-I'm just gonna pretend that I never saw it, I'm not emotionally-equipped well enough to deal with this crap.
I was currently on a shuttle bus, on the way to a Teleportation Point to get to the stadium...and people keep staring at me. I mean, I get it, I won the X-Warrior Championship, that's a really big deal in the Sanctuary, it's literally the most popular event we've got.
It's more popular in the Sanctuary than the Olympics were in the world before WWIII, to put it into perspective. And yeah, while there are sports tournaments and stuff too, they're not all that popular since regular sports have kinda lost their appeal to the masses since literal super powers are a thing now.
"Um...excuse me."
Hm? Is someone talking to me?