Chapter 44: Some Lin Fan Style Taming
(Naruto)
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"Sasuke how are you going to handle Kaguya? I don't think she will be the type that will listen to reason." Itachi says while he leads me through the underwater tunnels of Ame.
I am glad that he asked me to wear a mask otherwise he might've gotten shocked from my appearance.
Turns out having three memory partitions is perfect for achieving Sage Mode and since we are going to the Demonic Statue of The Outer Path Black Zetsu is must be there and Sage mode is needed to sense him.
My Sage markings are actually Draconic, my eyes didn't change thankfully I was hoping becoming a Sage would suddenly give me Rinnegan but that didn't happen.
"She doesn't need to be, she will be on our side once I am done with her." Itachi being smart didn't ask how.
"Here it is, also I passed the seal tags you provided that will keep jinchuuriki alive, as you said Pain wasn't interested in taking lives unless needed, although Hidan was opposed to the idea."
"Hn"
"There it is." Itachi points ahead, I can already see the statue.
Getting closer I sense Black Zetsu following me underground, his hiding technique is annoying and requires senjutsu to notice.
Not minding him I place my hand on the statue before taking it in my inventory.
I guess Zetsu didn't think I was capable of such feat because he was stunned momentarily which gave me enough time to put the final nail to the coffin.
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Demonic Statue of The Outer Path: Husk of Ten Tails, a parasitic life form that sucks life, discount Galactus.
*Sealed Being Kaguya Otsutsuki found would you like to extract and Tame?
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I accept taming and choose Cthulhu Ice Cream for taming aid, it was the only one available.
Next up a black portal opens revealing Kaguya in all her glory, her sheer presence is enough to still entire Ame and stop Nagato's Rain.
"MOTHER!" Black Zetsu is joyous while I retreat back.
"Sasuke aren't we going to fight!?"
"We already won nii-san... We already won." Itachi didn't understand my words until a whip made of Ice Cream hit Kaguya.
The next 30 Minutes saw us watching Kaguya get whipped into submission while Black Zetsu was trying to kill Cthulhu Ice Cream, unfortunately they're both similar in substance and can't kill each other.
After 30 minutes I got a notification saying taming is successful and ordered Kaguya to kill Zetsu shocking Itachi in the process.
After killing Zetsu Kaguya changed her ice cream soaked clothes and bowed towards me.
"Master, what are your orders?"
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All right Kaguya is a force of nature even without having Ten Tails supporting her.
She just casually defeated Akatsuki that came to check what's up including Pain she just scoffed at them saying it's a waste of Rinnegan.
She did all this with a style too, I am pleased. In the end Nagato and Konan was willing to listen us, then they learned they have been being played all along.
Obito was handled with the use of Shisui's Sharingan and "turned good" as well.
Itachi proposed his "The Plan V2" Since we handled Akatsuki earlier than planned.
"Why V2 what happened to the first one?" Konan asks.
For the first time in my life I felt an angry gaze from Itachi.
Then we planned Fourth Shinobi World War that will end all wars...
And I added some parts in the plan to provide pardons for Akatsuki minus Hidan we had to put him down he was too far gone into that Jashin stuff.
Also Kaguya said that she came here alone so there's no Isshiki in this universe.
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I came back to the village using the entrance specified in my mission scroll.
After a trip to T&I for debrief and mental checks I was given green light and went to see Hokage.
I found her chatting with Morgan who kinda became friends with Tsunade.
She's still runing root but the operatives are in good mental health, also we started putting Sai and Ino in same missions for that sweet ship.
"Sasuke I see that you came back how was the mission."
I just make a summoning seal to get our new and "improved" Orochimaru supporting a white zetsu body.
Without minding Tsunade's and Hiruzen's expressions I start talking about Orochimaru's new stats and his reprogramming to be loyal to Konoha like I am selling them a new car.
I mean they never said what to do with him, once I was finished they both looked like they got older.
I shrugged and started talking about taking Karin and Jugo in Konoha, Suigetsu decided to go on his own to hunt down seven swords.
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I kinda avoided Sakura once I came back to the village instead I threw Karin at her so she can talk sense into her.
I mean I would really be happy if she gave up on Sasuke after learning about the Harem but I know that she won't.
So I spared myself from that minefield at the cost of wearing a butler outfit for a day at Karin's request.
Worth it!
So Karin talked with Sakura, and Karin actually made her give up on me bless her red hair I love this girl!
She also somehow set Sakura on Itachi who came back to Konoha at my request.
I never saw Itachi this uncomfortable and I loved every second of it. Karin got some extra love for ending my suffering.
[Yeah Sakura is not in the harem]
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"SASUKE!" I turn around to see the noodle rat running at me with a brightest smile he has.
I run.
"SASUKE!"
I run faster.
"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?"
I reach Hokage Tower, I can at least say I was too excited that I ran here to tell to Tsunade.
While I was explaining that Naruto came back, child of prophecy himself barges in and tackles me into a hug.
I hate bubbly males.
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- Ethan -
"Look Jiraiya I understand your reasoning but think about it she's a drunkard plus violent. I mean look at how many times she put you in hospital."
"But she got them 106cm tho."
"All right let's say you managed to get her after all these years, sure you won, but at what cost?"
*Smash!*
"Stop talking about seducing me in front of me bastards!" Tsunade demolishes the table... My dear Karin's cooking is wasted...
"Bitch please I am not into domestic violence." I give Tsunade a scoff, sure she got that body but her personality ruins things.
"What did you just say?"
"Nothing." *Teleports Away*
I faintly heard Jiraiya wailing since Tsunade decided to hit him after I ran away.