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Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: Why, just why?

Chapter 30: Why, just why?

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[Clarification on Reincarnation, it's random because it's a plot device but all these bodies Ethan "takes over" are from his actual reincarnation cycle he just remembers his prior memories and system passes his previous stats because I don't want to have him weak in each world but yeah he totally thinks he's stealing bodies and he's okay with it.]

I found myself looking at the edge lord himself. Unfortunately no matter what I do, I can't change the fact that I am looking at a mirror...

'My first reincarnation into a main character and it had to be this...'

'Hmm? What, did you become Sasuke or something?'

'...'

'You didn't!?' The amusement in her voice...

'Unfortunately we can't pass this, I don't know when we will be lucky enough to get a Naruto world.'

' It's rather sad that neither of us heartless enough to separate Hinata and Naruto.' I totally understand my wife.

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Chapter 30: Meet Sasuke Uchiha.

(Naruto)

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First things first, I sat down and went wild in my head to separate all the edge and angst to a side of my memories then I separated anything that belongs to OG Sasuke whether it's good or bad to a pre created "Persona Area".

This is my way of fitting in a world that I am going to stick around, I have the memories of the people I am taking over sorted through and and put them into "Persona Area" where I made little cabinets that contains their personal memories like family, friends etc.

There they can't affect my core personality but I can tap into theirs when needed, it also had things like the customs of the worlds I am getting in. I doubt that I need to tap into Sasuke for much, I can act friendly around Team 7 since we've been doing D Ranks for a while according to my memory.

I didn't have something similar for Ren because he didn't have any memories left due to the accident he went through, that was all me goofing as a youngster.

With Sasuke however I need to do this because he has all these emotions and thoughts about other people and it gets annoying. Who knew he hated Hinata? So I just need enough Sasuke to fool others than I can just say Naruto saved me by being my friend or something.

After I settled my identities once more and I made sure to move to a room ROOT operatives watching cannot see me.

[AN: Danzo would totally have people watching Sasuke just to be safe.]

Satisfied with my location I called my wife and Ethan. They don't have chakra yet, so they're basically invisible to sensors.

Well, Ethan won't get chakra until I merge with him but Morgan should get her chaka pathway in a week.

"Ahh look at the edge lord in the making!" Morgan coos over me while pinching my cheeks while Ethan body takes pictures...

"Staph!"

"Nope~ Who's gonna avenge his clan, yes you are!"

"You'll pay for this injustice in bed. Ethan defend your weaker sub-body!"

Unfortunately Ethan has yet to realize Morgan is developing different tastes and didn't catch her excitement.

"So wanna see how to get MS in ten seconds?" I ask once we calmed down with a Uchiha™ smirk.

"Sure."

I take all the angst and bad memories that I set aside earlier and clump it together making them worse than it already was, marking it with a memory equivalent of paint so it can be removed easily before shoving it to my brain.

It wasn't the memory of Uchiha Massacre or seeing Itachi over my parents body nor the time spent in his Tskuyomi that pushed the edge to achiveve mangekyo... It was the that damn noodle rat kissing this body that gave me MS!

"Tada!" Morgan was not amused by the method but I got MS, I immediately started clearing the memories out and forget them especially the kiss.

"Well while you pick apart useless memories again we're going to enslave Danzo." Huh, all those enslavement curses finally going to come in handy?

"Have fun!" I wave to Morgan and Ethan as they take down a Root guy hiding in the tree.

Man they get to do all the fun stuff and I am stuck with a useless fangirl, a closet pervert and the only shinobi psychiatrist in the elemental nations that actually works wearing all orange.

(Status)

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Name: Sasuke Uchiha (Ethan Ambrosius)

Age: 12 (22 As Ethan)

Occupation: Genin of Konohagakure

Combat Power: He's OP but not really (Do we even need this anymore?)

Device: Rebellion

- Devil Trigger(I think I forgot to add this before.)

- Unification

- Energy Manipulation

Mangekyo Sharingan:

- Amaterasu

- Kagutsuchi(Flame Control)

- Susanoo

World: Naruto(Minor AU)

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- Ethan -

We mind raped a root operative sitting outside Uchiha district to learn Root bases in Konoha.

The ones watching Sasuke has direct access to Danzo for emergencies so it wasn't long before we located the current base he was in.

"Ethan do the thing, we're using stealth after all."

*Mission Impossible OST*

"Dark Magic: Cloth of Darkness." With that we're covered by a dark cloth that makes us completely invisible during the night, our sound is muffled and cloth gives night vision to the user.

Walking inside we walked pass the guards, other Root operatives that's training and some experiment rooms and finally arrived at Danzo's room.

Since opening the door directly would alert him Morgan casted another spell, while I assisted with narcotics.

"Dark Magic: Blackout." Following spell swallows light in an specified area and seals all sound, also Danzo is currently high and won't care about the lack of light.

So we went inside, our cloth letting us see through the dark, we found Danzo affectionately rubbing his right eye where he has Shisui's eye.

Shaking her head Morgan put some nasty curses that basically made Danzo her pet also we took Shisui's eye, he doesn't need such toys.

Once the process was finished Danzo got to his knees, lowered his head to the ground.

"Sigh as I thought this feels nice."

"Enslaving others or that it was done to Danzo?"

"I am not going to answer to that dear." Fair enough.

"So what's next, apart from learning becoming Iryo-nin?"

"Hmm little Danzo here has an entire special forces under him there bound to be some sealing masters also I think I can run this place better than this rat."

"You want to learn seals?" I ask now that I think about it I am not surprised, it might help her curses too.

"You don't?" My wife gives me a look like I am an idiot, she's probably right but not the point.

"I don't know it doesn't appeal to me..."

"Whatever you want dear so what's your plans as Ethan?" Morgan asks as she commands Danzo to do some circus tricks to see if there's any problem with her curses.

"Seduce Anko."I mean I can make a kick ass dango, I also took my time to learn tea ceremonies alongside Touka. Those two things are favorites of Anko.

"Nice~" It seems my wife also approves.