Chapter 14: Wedding Bells
(Fate)
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It's been about a week since I came back to Camelot, during this time castle was prepared for the upcoming wedding.
While this was happening we tried out our so called dragon characteristics.
Mine is just drugs, not poison but drugs like cocaine, meth, marijuana LSD... I had Merlin look into future for recipes for some of them.
Morgan on the other hand had two, first being poison and second being curses. She can ingest poison to build up her resistance and make antidote for the said poison.
Useful ability, cursing part is a bit complicated since there's no set abilities so we don't know much other than she can curse people with her gaze and curses could be on a level of pranks or straight up deadly depending on the emotion she puts in it.
That particular guard who have been cursed with baldness was compensated by Merlin.
Also my sword training is still ongoing, his sword cuts through my enhanced body like it's made out of clay. At least he decreased the intensity after he blew his frustrations.
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I stand in front of a projected mirror, I am currently wearing a modern day suit conjured by Merlin. He even made a wedding dress for Morgan but she ripped it apart saying it was too white...
So in the end she got a midnight blue dress that somehow shines under the moonlight, at least that is what Merlin told me I have yet to see it.
After encouraging myself I left the room and went towards the garden, there's not much by way of wedding traditions here other than vows.
The whole celebration deal is mostly to show off but since this is a quiet wedding there's only the bare minimum.
Arriving at the garden I can see Merlin setting up an alter he's also dressed like a priest which I am not going to comment on.
"Ready for your big da-...night?"
"Yeah."
"Got the rings?"
"Yeah."
"Just to be sure you do know how intercourse works right?" I just give him a deadpan look he looks more nervous than me.
While we were insulting each other as we normally do to relive tensions, Uther and Ingraine made their entry following them is Morgan.
Her dress looks like it blends with the night yet makes her stand out like a bright star.
I am not going to lie I didn't really get stunned when I saw her when I first met her since she was eating like a animal but now I am stunned.
I didn't even realize I was holding my breath until she came before me.
"Ethan breathe."
"*cough* Sorry."
"It's fine."
"Well now that everyone required have arrived let's get wedding started."
"Merlin what's up with all these set up?"
"Well it's a tradition from Ethan's family don't worry about it. Now let's start, Ethan Ambrosius do you take this woman as your wife?"
"Yes."
"Morgan Le Fay do you take this man as your husband?"
"Yes."
"Then I announce you as husband and wife. Kiss the bride already this wasn't fun as I hoped." Chuckling I did just that while ignoring Uther's gaze and Ingraine's wolf whistle, turns out she's a rather cool woman.
After the kiss I gave the ring to Morgan so she can put it on my finger afterwards ring glowed and produced a similar ring but with a black diamond on top.
Judging by the stars she have in her eyes I'd say she liked it quite a bit.
After I put on her ring the wedding technically finished as we were planning to go back to the bridal chamber we were interrupted by a manic laughter and a middle finger shaped lightning hitting a giant blue hole that sends shivers to my spine.
"TAKE THAT ALAYA! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BOY!" No one but me knew who the voice belonged to and I rather not deal with the dude who reincarnated me also he seems like he's having fun.
"Ethan do you know who's that?"Morgan asks with confusion.
"God? Deadpool? Who knows."
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After the lighting show finished we finally entered the bridal chambers, I insisted on giving Morgan a princess carry.
Turns out it wasn't named like that yet but whatever.
After I set her on the bed the suit and the dress we were wearing vanished with motes of lights.
Thankfully I didn't wear the underwear Merlin gave me but it seems Morgan did...
"I am going to kill that bastard."
"Ahem dear your evil is oozing."
"Sorry."
In a futile effort to have some privacy we set up a bounded field and went back to the bed. The tension have already broken.
Thanks to my previous life experience I was able to get Morgan calm down and finally we consummated our marriage.
(Ha you thought it was lemon but it was me Vanilla!)
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(Dream)
"I thought my barriers got strong enough to keep you out."I blankly stare at the Incubus setting up Mario Kart in my dream.
"Nope I just didn't come so you'd think I couldn't get in your dreams." He tosses me a controller and we start playing.
"Did I mention how annoying you are?" I ask while choosing my character, I wasn't surprised to see Merlin choosing my favorite to annoy me.
"Everyday my student."
"Good that I didn't miss a day. So what's up?"
"My sight have finally cleared up."
"That's good isn't it?"
"Yeah but it appears you two have to leave before Artoria is born or some time after it."
"I am assuming it has to do with Morgan?"
"No but if you guys stay any longer that blue ass bitch will send a Counter Guardian. Sorry I don't have enough power to keep her from meddling. Only if I had a way of getting stronger by..."
"I am not sending you to dual cultivation world."
"Tch! so where are you going after this place?"I summon a light novel from my memories and throw it at him in hopes that he would get distracted.
"This one has weapons based on one's soul and Origin, figured it might help Morgan if she uses a proxy like that to use her power."
"Chivalry of a failed knight, interesting, how are you going to reach there I thought it was random."
"Well it's not like I can't spam the reincarnation it's more like switching channel on a tv, I'll get there eventually."
"Well that's all I wanted to know see you at the lunch considering how wild you two were hohohoho." He's lying right? I mean we did set up all those privacy fields...
Also when did he won the race?