1. look at her properly, try to work out her age,

2. once you ascertain her age, you can move to the next stage,

3. check out the breasts, check out the bum,

4. you want to be with the perfect one,

5. check out ankles, check out calves and knees,

6. check out thighs, check out crotch, don't get a boner, be careful please,

7. look around, see if there's a friend, or family,

8. l don't want trouble, I'm helping you, so you represent me,

9. check out her stance, is she gangster or a lady,

10. you don't want to be getting caught in something shady,

11. now that your ascertaining-ning is over, work out the approach, the

word's you'll use,

12. you don't want to stammer or stutter, or be confused,

13. you want to appear confident, poised, you want her to love you the

most,

14. now your words are chosen, you want to work out your walk, should you

be gangster or a gentleman,

15. first impressions count, and you don't want to give the wrong

impression,

16. no matter how timed or sweet, some females love the aggression in a

man,

17. but let's leave that for now, you can work that out later, understand?

18. her poise or stance showed you she's a lady,

19. now you don't care if she's in something shady,

20. make that move, make that move, but be cautious, be patient,

21, hold on, you'll need deodorant, some kind of fragrance,

22. your feet are stuck now, they're glued to the ground,

23. don't walk away, don't turn around,

24. l know you're scared, your heart has already left,

25. listen to me, LISTEN TO ME! don't behave like you're deaf,

26. ah, don't worry, the girl is gone away,

27. all my work for nothing, I'm leaving shithead, you can stay.