Fade In
INT. THE HANGOUT
RYAN sits at his office in the HANGOUT as he bites into a large brownie as a WOMAN was crying, sitting in front of him as she was dirty and clearly shaken.
RYAN
So what exactly attacked you?
WOMAN
I don't know...some man...something....He just...he seemed really nice and carefree and...then after we got alone he just changed...literally...
RYAN
(O.S.)
VAMPIRES...the fucking bane of the supernatural world. The bloodsuckers are the vainest most vile pieces of shit that walk this earth, all because people decided to glamourize them and make them seem cool and acceptable, the sex appeal is all there, but people don't seem to get that these creatures aren't moody, searching for love vampires...these are monsters...
RYAN
Ma'am...did he bite you...?
RYAN watches as the WOMAN closes her eyes and lets tears fall, the WOMAN nodding as she huffs and cries as she moves her hair aside and shows RYAN the bite mark on her neck.
RYAN nods as he opens his desk and pulls something out from it, RYAN coming around as he bends down in front of her, rubbing her cheeks as he brushes a tear away.
RYAN
It's going to be alright, I'll take your case...I'll find the rat bastard, and I'll put him out of his own misery.
WOMAN
Thank you...
RYAN
You won't have to pay me, okay? I'll do it in your honor...
WOMAN
My honor?
RYAN
Yes...
The WOMAN feels something press against her head, RYAN looking forward as he pulls the TRIGGER on his .45.
THE WOMAN falls over dead as RYAN breathes heavy and comes over to her, closing her eyes as he pulls up a STAKE and drives it into the DEAD WOMAN'S HEAD, watching as the WOMAN sprang back to life screeching before disintegrating into flames and ashes on his floor.
RYAN
(O.S.)
Goddamn vampires...
VOICE
(0.S.)
You knew she was changed...why'd you take the job knowing what she was already?
RYAN
Cuz I'm not you!
RYAN takes a bump of cocaine and sits down, RYAN staring off into space.
RYAN
(O.S.)
I guess you're wondering about the voice in my head...It happened during my first hunt...something had killed my mother, the only person I had in my life...I had no purpose, other than to fight these forces, and protect as many lives as I can...but there'd be a price I had to pay to continue to do that...I price I'm still paying...
FLASHBACK
INT. HOUSE
RYAN goes flying through the OUTSIDE WINDOW as he coughs up blood, RYAN looking down to see his chest was nearly torn open as he was covered in glass cuts and other various wounds.
RYAN crawls to a wall and turns onto his back, propping himself up against it as he is suddenly face to face with a MONSTER, a SMIRKING DEMON only known as the SHADE, RYAN trying to pull his face away from the DEMON as the SHADE smirks.
THE SHADE
You should never have come here boy...do you feel better now that your parents have been avenged?
RYAN
Fuck you!
RYAN spits out some blood on the SHADE as THE SHADE wipes it from his face and stabs a sharp fingernail into RYAN'S chest, RYAN screaming in pain.
THE SHADE
You could of prepared for everything and anything...ghosts, vampires...werewolves, swamp monsters and ghouls, but you never stood a chance against something like me...against a DEMON sent from hell...a place I'm sure I'll be seeing you one day...when I get back of course...
RYAN
Hey asshole...
RYAN touches his chest as The SHADE leans in closer.
THE SHADE
Yes? What is it you feeble being?
RYAN
I did research demons...
THE SHADE
Is that so...?
RYAN
I can't kill ya, not yet anyways...but I learned if you bound them to you...
THE SHADE tries to pull away but RYAN grabs it's arm as THE SHADE looks down to see RYAN had drawn a symbol on his chest that was also on THE SHADE'S CHEST.
RYAN
...You're as good as dead!
THE SHADE screeches at RYAN as RYAN holds onto him and watches as the SYMBOL on both their chests begins glowing RYAN looking hazy eyed as THE SHADE screams and suddenly begins dissipating into RYAN, RYAN screaming in pain as THE SHADE began to seep into RYAN'S BODY, RYAN shaking as he suddenly stops as THE SHADE disappears, RYAN suddenly convulsing as he watches his CHEST suddenly begin to heal, RYAN laying motionless before suddenly sitting up wide eyed and screaming.
RYAN
(O.S.)
The DEMON, known only as THE SHADE, lives in me, his essence forever trapped within my body, yet his mind is at constant war with mine, trying to take over me...trying to live again with me as it's host...I fight it...as much as I can...the COCAINE helps keep him from my mind, buries him in psychosis...but the only thing that seems to quell him is being around death...and so...
PRESENT DAY
RYAN still looks as if he was staring out into nothing.
RYAN
(O.S.)
...The people I let get killed...the bodies of those I have failed to save in time...they give their lives to help me save others...it's a cruel way to live...a hopeless ploy to stray off demonic possession, but its all I know...it's all I have...
RYAN grabs his gun and heads towards a SLIDING DOOR, that leads into his ARMORY, RYAN grabbing a GYM BAG as he begins filling it with VAMPIRE HUNTING WEAPONS.
RYAN slides the door shut and opens the GARAGE as he takes another BUMP, RYAN opening the TRUNK to the STINGWRAY as he drops it in and gets inside the CAR starting it.
RYAN
(O.S.)
I knew the first thing to hunting VAMPIRES was finding a snitch, which I happened to have...
RYAN revs the STING and takes off out of the HANGOUT.
INT. VAMPIRE DEN
The VAMPIRE DARRICK licked the side of a willingly beautiful young woman's face as she cooed and bit his lip as they kissed, DARRICK flashing his fangs as she moaned as the DEN was very dark and lit by candle light, VAMPIRIC SYMBOLS and memorabilia hung about as THE VAMPIRE was playing some sort of techno like trance music as OTHER WOMEN were laying about, kissing and eating each other as the massive sex orgy was happening all around DARRICK.
DARRICK begins to bite into the YOUNG WOMAN'S NECK but suddenly begins convulsing, DARRICK screaming as he leans back and violently convulses, much to the confusion of the now frightened YOUNG WOMAN.
DARRICK looks about as he feels his skin burn but slowly regenerate./
DARRICK
What was....
RYAN
DARRICK, long time...
DARRICK turns to see RYAN leaning against a PILLAR in his DEN, the WOMEN were still having sex, seemingly not worried about RYAN'S appearance as DARRICK however had a very different expression.
DARRICK
Goddamnit RYAN JAMES!
RYAN
Is that any way to treat an old friend?
RYAN
(O.S.)
DARRICK was the first VAMPIRE I ever hunted, and found more use of him being alive then dead, so I tagged him with a UV powered tracking device, that when I press a button burns DARRICK from the inside, it's a way of keeping him in line, also, it's just fun to watch him squirm.
DARRICK
What the fuck do you want, can't you see I'm trying to fuck these bitches?
RYAN eyes about.
RYAN
Looks to me like they don't really need you at this moment, so can I have a word.
DARRICK
Go eat a dick, RYAN.
RYAN
Now was that nice?
RYAN presses a button and DARRICK begins shaking and screaming and convulsing as RYAN lets go of the button, watching as DARRICK is smoking and slowly regenerating from his skin being cinched.
RYAN
Now are we good or...
DARRICK
You ain't shit!
RYAN holds the button down longer, DARRICK thriving as he thrashes about in pain, DARRICK screaming for RYAN to stop after a few moments, RYAN stopping as DARRICK breathed heavy and tried to catch his breath as he grabbed a bottle of tequila and drank it down in one motion.
RYAN
Can we talk or what?
DARRICK
Goddamn you, why didn't you kill me when you had the chance...
RYAN
I don't know, I wonder about that myself sometimes.
DARRICK
Follow me please.
DARRICK heads off towards the back of the DEN as the YOUNG WOMAN follows, RYAN close behind as he steps over two women scissoring.
DARRICK sits in his plush office chair as the YOUNG WOMAN stands by the DESK in front of RYAN who shuts the door.
DARRICK
What do you want from me now?
RYAN
The same old, DARRICK you know that's all I ever visit you for.
DARRICK nods and snaps his fingers as RYAN unzips his pants and watches as THE YOUNG WOMAN comes over and drops to her knees, suddenly sucking RYAN off as RYAN held her head with one hand, but never took his eyes off of DARRICK who just watches as if it was the norm.
DARRICK
So,what happened now?
RYAN
Chick came into my office, was bit, had to put her down.
DARRICK
Ah, so that was who that was then...
RYAN
You felt it?
DARRICK
Like I do with all the vampires you kill, we share symbiotic blood, it's only natural to feel when one of your own dies.
RYAN
I see (looking down at the YOUNG WOMAN) More tongue please.
The YOUNG WOMAN shakes her head acknowledging RYAN'S request as RYAN looks back at DARRICK.
RYAN
She's good, where'd you find her?
DARRICK
I have my places, rather not spoil it, that way you're always on your toes...
RYAN
Don't fuck with me DARRICK, I am very button happy today.
DARRICK
You goddamn sadist, what's up your ass?
RYAN
You VAMPIRES all seem so entitled to everything, think the world revolves around you, and that we're just cattle, well think again motherfucker, we've been here just as long as you've been here.
DARRICK
You humans are so blind you don't even see that you're asserting your own form of dominance over us by trying to wipe us all out.
RYAN
Yeah well, you started it...ah shit...I'm about to cum so let's get on with it...
DARRICK
She was turned not so long ago, less than 48 hours ago, your best bet on who it could be is the BELFORD brothers, FROST and ULRIC.
RYAN
Why so sure of them?
DARRICK
Have I steered you wrong before?
RYAN raises an eyebrow
FLASHBACK
RYAN goes sailing through a WINDOW.
PRESENT
RYAN
Come to think of it...
DARRICK
My info points you in the direction, it's your job to find out whether or not it's valid. I honor our agreement, now hurry up please so I can get what's mine.
RYAN
Fair enough.
RYAN grabs the sides of the YOUNG WOMAN'S head and begins violently face fucking her, RYAN soon wincing as he screams that he is ejaculating, DARRRICK suddenly being shocked as DARRICK screams as RYAN is cumming, RYAN not realizing he is holding the button down as he does so.
RYAN holds the YOUNG WOMAN'S face for a long moment as he recuperates, RYAN looking at DARRICK who was badly charred but healing as RYAN pulls away and pulls his pants up, RYAN smacking the YOUNG WOMAN across the cheek as she lets some cum spill out as he smacked her, RYAN wiping his juices across her face as RYAN puts the device away in his pants and turns heading out.
RYAN
DARRICK, always a pleasure...till next time...
DARRICK watches as RYAN heads on, RYAN slinging some juices onto the WOMEN that were still fucking outside his door in the DEN.
DARRICK
I fuckin' hate that man...
EXT. BELFORD RESIDENCE
RYAN pulls up and notices the VAMPIRIC GUARDS surrounding the HOUSE as DUSK had finally settled into NIGHT, RYAN huffing as he gets out, the GYM BAG in hand as he pulls out his .45 and looks about.
RYAN
(O.S.)
DARRICK never steered me wrong, though I took novel approached sometimes that resulted in certain window tossing incidents, the point is, when it comes to VAMPIRES...I don't like to fuck around with the bloodsucking assholes.
RYAN pushes the GATES open and walks up the driveway, the TWO GUARDS beginning to walk towards them but are dropped as RYAN fires two rounds into each other their HEADS, the VAMPIRES screeching before their heads burn and melt off of their bodies.
RYAN
(O.S.)
GARLIC powered rounds, with cross symbols cut into the top of each bullet.
RYAN kicks the door open and watches as a LEGION of VAMPIRES were partying it up in the LARGE MANSION, RYAN watching as every VAMPIRE turned to look at him, as RYAN drops the bag and unzips it, kicking it to his left a bit as he pulls up a SQUIRT GUN.
RYAN
Am I late?
The VAMPIRES all bear their fangs and some even contort to their original horrific faces, RYAN seemingly unfazed as he stares them all down, waiting for any of them to make a move which finally a few do.
RYAN smirks and squirts them with the squirt gun, watching as they suddenly catch on fire, RYAN shooting one round each from the .45 effectively killing them as now most of the VAMPIRES were hesitating to come closer.
RYAN
(O.S.)
The SQUIRT GUN is filled with a mixture of garlic extract and holy water.
RYAN grabs the bag and pulls up a SUPER SOAKER.
RYAN
(O.S.)
This is a bigger version of the SQUIRT GUN, obviously...
RYAN primes it but shoots a few dead who try to stop him, RYAN looking the large crowed over before he aims about and begins unleashing large jets of water that spray the crowd down, the VAMPIRES shrilling with all their might as they are set ablaze and subsequently burned to death as they begin exploding and reducing to large piles of ash.
RYAN puts the SOAKER away after a while of this and pulling out a JOINT he bends over a pile of burning ash and lights it, RYAN putting it in his mouth as he was still heavily outnumbered as the VAMPIRES were beginning to encircle around RYAN, RYAN eying about as he reaches into his bat and pulls out a large BASEBALL BAT, RYAN kissing it as he looks about and spins in a circle.
RYAN
Any takers?
One VAMPIRE charges and RYAN rears back and hits him across the head, watching as its head pops off and then explodes into fiery ash, RYAN spinning the bat as it was covered in symbols, crosses, and all sorts of sayings.
RYAN
(O.S.)
My trusty baseball bat, SHARLENE. Blessed by a preacher, and covered in symbols and staked and coated with things that make it my most deadly weapon against anything and everything, I have subsequent back ups though I've only had to replace it once or twice.
RYAN swings about and catches a few more that drew close to attack, RYAN spinning the bat as he bashes ones chest in and watches the CHEST EXPLODE into flames before the VAMPIRE met the same fate, RYAN swinging about until he heard a loud whistle, RYAN turning as he watches TWO MEN appear on the balcony above, RYAN watching as the other VAMPIRES hurriedly take off, RYAN slinging some blood off of the bat as one of the VAMPIRES begins clapping.
FROST BELFORD, and ULRIC BELFORD, who was clapping, both look upon the burning carnage around them as RYAN stood smack dab in the middle of it.
FROST
My my brother, looks like we have an intruder encroaching in a place he does not belong.
ULRIC
Seems so...
RYAN huffs and aims upwards with his drawn .45, RYAN firing three rounds that hit FROST, ULRIC watching in horror as FROST is suddenly burst into flame, ULRIC watching as RYAN aims at ULRIC.
RYAN
Can we talk?
ULRIC looks at RYAN in horror as RYAN smirks.
SOME time LATER
ULRIC spits out blood as he is crying, RYAN standing in front of him as he had ULRIC tied to a chair, ULRIC heavily beaten and scarred as RYAN had an array of tools laying out around the gym bag, RYAN watching as ULRIC tried to move his feet but couldn't as LARGE WOODEN STAKES were embedded into his feet.
RYAN
Ahh shh...
RYAN gently caresses ULRIC'S face as ULRIC was missing a FANG, RYAN shooing ULRIC'S tears and sobs as RYAN raises up the pliers and grabs hold of the other FANG, ULRIC screaming as RYAN holds up a small hammer and bashes the FANG out of the ULRIC'S MOUTH, ULRIC coughing as globs of blood pool out of his mouth, as we see ULRIC'S NAILS had been completely ripped off.
RYAN throws the fang down as he grabs a chair and slides it up in front of ULRIC, RYAN holding his .45 now as he smacks ULRIC to look up at him.
RYAN
Even if you manage to break out of this, which you won't, that rope is blessed, which I know is burning right through you, but you can't scratch me, you can't bite me, you're about as fearsome as a little wholesome house kitty.
ULRIC
Why are you doing this! You FUCKING HUMAN!
RYAN
Not nice.
RYAN pistol whips ULRIC.
RYAN
Why am I doing this? Umm, let's see, oh, does a five foot two brunette, blue eyes, and a black and white sun dress from a few days ago mean anything to you?!
ULRIC
She was just a meal!
RYAN
Just a meal....boy you really don't know how to talk yourself out of a bad situation huh?
RYAN pistols whips URLIC a few more times.
ULRIC
She was begging to be turned...She wanted to see what it was like, she offered her life to us, in return to be a vampire...what do you want from us! What more can we do to stop this from happening...
RYAN
You can stop lying for once...
ULRIC
I'm not lying....My drawer...bottom left corner, push play...
RYAN raises an eyebrow and goes to the drawer, RYAN watching as it was a DVD PLAYER, RYAN pushing play as he turns and watches the BIG FLAT SCREEN turn on and begin playing, RYAN coming over as he watches the WOMAN from earlier come into the party, meeting with ULRIC, talking for a long time, RYAN making out the words of her pleading for them to turn her, RYAN shaking a bit as ULRIC spits out more of his own blood.
ULRIC
Do you see...It's not that we have to go hunting for victims, bloodsucking the life out of harmless little dames...no sir, your kind, your media your culture's blind acceptance of what we are has supplied us with an insurmountable amount of food, and as long as prissy little bitches like that keep coming around we will always be above you on the food chain...
RYAN aims back and fires two shots without looking, listening to the sound of ULRIC'S HEAD explode into ASHES.
RYAN
I'm done listening to your VAMPIRES talk for one day...
RYAN continues watching as The WOMAN is led off and ULRIC and FROST take a side of her neck and begin to feed, RYAN watching as she didn't scream or cry, but smiled as they drained her. RYAN shaking his head as he gathers his items and storms out.
INT. THE STING
RYAN takes a bump as he rolls the windows down as he drives, RYAN patting some VAMPIRE ASH off of him.
RYAN
(O.S.)
So she asked to be turned, and like a spoiled rich bitch who got exactly what she wanted but didn't understand anything about it...she paid the price...and so did a lot of innocent vampires who were just defending their turf...I may not like vampires...I may loathe them for everything they are and ever will be...but sometimes...I wonder who really is worse of the two...VAMPIRES...or us...HUMAN BEINGS...
RYAN continues to drive back to the HANGOUT.