"Dude chill out theres no need to take out all your sexual frustrations out on the game Jingi." Danny and everyone had been listening to his whole stinky tofu joke in awe.
What could drive a man to stick a sharp, long, pointed object up the butt of a fictional entity ? Will it forever be a mystery?
" Fuck off danny not even fags look at you, you limp dick bean sprout."
"you know I once had a theory about why people are gay its a scheme to lower the population by making good looking pe"
"STAY OUT OF IT JAAZ!"
Jaaz wanted to defuse the whole argument with a distraction. Using his conspiracy theories in Hope's that his intervention would die down the conflict, but fate had other plans.
"like hell you both are arguing over an ass joke like your fag dignitaries so i have to get distracted and mediate to put a SHIT!
(°-°) he said what???????
(' - ') yur wha?????
(°•°) his shit?????
" No i ŚPÉÉÉÉÉÉ
why is he screaming in an accent. when he was yelling in aggravation he kicked his drink and it landed on his game console. This the one mistake that leads to a domino effect that begins the start of their new lives. He then preceded to slam his controller in his lap.
So when the soda reacted with the fan in the game console his rooster and stones were the first to know what high voltage can do. That being the case the scream he emitted was then amplified by his mic, travelled through the expensive but cheaply designed headsets of his friends and caused their heasets to overload which 12hertz is bound to do. The sound resonated with the frequency of their ear drums and attacked them like a certain female superhero's voice and killed them within a few moments.
This truly wasn't what killed them tho they just happened to have connected with a summoning ritual ment for three other poor souls. Jaaz on the other hand died on the way to the hospital as his soul was mysteriously and forcibly snatched by a clawed figure.
I'm sorry little... whatever you once where, but no matter you shall be the last component for my final spell"
" In truth I myself feel ashamed for not what I'm about to create, but how I'm creating it "
' I cant believe it. I... I'm dead. Wait I remember something I kicked my drink ot spilled over and landed on my consol and I screamed. These nuts are on fy yuh fire fire electrocuted by wy yuhs wires wires. hahaha the guys probably think I screamed liked a little bitch huh. '
I'm sorry little... whatever you once where, but no matter you shall be the last component for my final spell."
" In truth I myself feel ashamed for not what im about to create, but how I'm creating it. " "what ? who are you? what are talking about last component? Oh god no I've been given to the devil I've been placed in a tube for the devil to toy with me as he pleases, or maybe she after all that cylinder based pumping motion I don't know if he's a she ? who does knows ?
"Please forgive me for my lustful crime's against you. I beg of you have mercy on me, heh oh no oh no nuh nooooooooo !"
"SHUUUUSH MY CHILD IT'S ALRIGHT YOUR GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, MOMMY'S HERE. WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME WE MUST WAIT FOR THE FOOL TO ARRIVE BEFORE I CAN BIRTH YOU."
After staying un that tube like place racing tward his final goal he has reached the end of the tunnel and into the belly of the beast. more precise his new mother.
MOMMY MADE YOU DIFFERENT SO FOR NOW WE MUST HIDE YOU NOCE AND SAFE FROM THE COUNCIL OF FOOLISH OLD CRONIES, BUT DONT YOU WORRY MOMMY IS GOING TO KILL THEM ALL JUST FOR YOU. JUST FOR YOU MY LITTLE CREATION FOR YOU ARE MY LEGACY MY WHOLE WORLD AND NOTHING IS TAKING YOU FROM ME.
' Somehow i feel like the devil was originally going to make mr suffer torment now i dont know what's in store for me '
WHEN THEIR STRONGEST WARRIOR COMES FOR ME I WILL FIGHT HIM TO THE VERY END, HE WOULD'VE BEEN YOUR FATHER PERHAPS. THOSE OLD FOGGIES TURNED HIM ON ME AND EVER COMPENSATED HIM WITH A LOVLY LITTLE HUMAN WHORE. QUEEN OF A PEACEFUL COUNTRY OR NOT THAT BITCH FUCKED EVERY KING FROM ORHONER TO DAMEIN' FA' LORCA.
Suddenly right above them was the sound of a huge creature falling smack down on hard stone. Just barely after the mysterious female creature finished her rant another creature appeared. And by the sound of the massive booom it was close.
"AAAW GUESS WHOS HOME? IT'S YOUR WOULD BE FATHER IRABOR THE BRINGER OF HELLSCAPES !"
"DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY DIVORA, YOU COULD'VE HAD ME IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T KILL THREE COUNCIL MEMBERS AND START A REBELION. "
Damn my new mama is a badass I hope we make it out of here though this deadbeat sounds like a monster. Hmm maybe I am in hell and my mom is a demon?
YOU LAY WITH THAT BITCH AFTER KILLING MIDORI AND SAY I COULD'VE HAD YOU? YOUR A BIGGER FOOL THAN FORTH ELDER HOW IS SHE BY THE WAY? STILL IN A DAZE FROM A 'HARD' NIGHT WORK?"
"INSOLENT BITCH YOU THINK I MENT TO KILL OUR ONLY CHILD I LOVED OUR DAUGHTER AS MUCH AS YOU, I CONFIDED IN THE QUEEN YES, I CONFIDED IN FORTH ELDER"
"CONFIDED ? YOU CAME TO THE QUEEN LOOKING FOR COMFORT. WHILE I MOURNED OUR DAUGHTER'S DEATH THE WAY FOURTH ELDER SUGGESTED! YOU WERE IN BETWEEN MORE LEGS THAN A NEWBORN GOBLIN WITH HALF THE VIGOUR. AND EVEN MARRIED FOURTH AND IMPREG."
" THAT'S ENOUGH DEVORA ! I WAS SENT TO HERE TO BRING YOU BACK IMPALED. I STILL LOVE YOU AND OUT OF RESPECT FOR OUR PAST COME WITH ME WILLINGLY. " "YOU BELIEVE I WOULD ALLOW FOR YOU TO PUNISH ME? YOU DID WHEN YOU MARRIED FOURTH AND INSEMINATED THAT WHORE OF A QUEEN. DID YOU EVER LOVE ME DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?"
Damn this is getting good it's like being in a true story as a side character before it was made into a movie! I think we're just now getting to the good part.