Hi,my name is Ace caldwell and I'm 18 and a average person that is sadly a otaku. My almost newlywed friend wants some help on marriage with his wife. I decided to help him because I'm nice and bored of rewatching Naruto, I might try That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime, I've only watched it once.

"Ace! There you are, I thought you wouldn't show up" A boy with blond hair and full brown clothes named xavier shouted as I got closer. " Hi ace, it's nice to meet you, I'm maria" A squeaky voice said as I stopped infront of them.

" Of course I know you, I've heard some rumors about you cheating on him" I said seriously.

" W-WHAT! " She yelled, completely red.

" He's joking, don't worry, ace you need to refrain from your bad jokes. " Xavier said, clearly embarrassed about what his friend did.

" Hehe, sorry it's just I spend a lot of my time thinking of jokes, so I tend to have a joke prepared at all times" I said.

" MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" We all heard a voice screaming, I looked at the direction it came from and a man with a knife was running through the crowd. "I'll protect you!" Xavier said as he put himself infront of the man and maria.

The man was about to jab the knife into xavier but my body moved on it's own and I blocked it with my body. I got stabbed.

Splat!

This is the end isn't it, well, Tensura here I come, maybe I'll be the main character.

Swish!

Splat!

The man had ripped the dagger out of me and stabbed another person. The man dropped onto the ground and I fell beside him.

" Heh, I guess we die the same way huh?" I questioned the other man.

" I guess it just has to be like this, maybe this is god's plan" The man said to me, completely ignoring two people that were screaming at him. I noticed he looked like Rimuru when he was human.

Kotup!

This! did I get transmigrated into that time I got reincarnated as a slime? I'm gonna be transmigrated and Reincarnated, too much!

I looked at the man closer. " Do you hear a voice, saying great sage?" I asked the man. He looked at me then the two people to see if they could hear it too. They couldn't.

"You can hear it too?" He said to me. I was about to say something but, my eyes dimmed and I died. He died right after me.

A blinding light blinded me, I immediately thought about stuff I could be.

Maybe a dragon, with space magic.

{ Dra-

Maybe I could be like invincible, or like dodge master

{Invincibility an-

Dang, I guess I'm not gonna get to go to rimuru's world, there's no system.

I could've got stuff like invisibility and like phasing through objects, instant mastery and god regeneration.

{I'm gonna give you th-

This is so annoying!

{ WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY IM GIVING YOU ALL THE STUFF YOU SAID}

Huh?

{ WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUH, IM GIVING YOU IT JUST STOP INTERUPTING MY SENTENCES }

Oh... THEN BE LOUDER!

{ IM SCREAMING }

THEN BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WITH YOUR SCREAMS.

{ sigh, worst host ever }

Sigh, Worst system ever.

{You will be spawned beside Rimuru, but it will take intense pain, are you okay with that?}

OF COURSE IM NOT GONNA JUST SIT HERE FOREVER.

{ Ok, your gonna have to let the system upload}

ok whe-

He felt like a trillion needles were penatrating each muscle.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OW OW OW WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH

{ 1 percent finished }

Ok well I know that I will become a god soon so I'll endure it.

2 hours later---------------------------

{ Done }

Why... did that... hurt so MUCH!

{I made it hurt so you would behave }

Hey author

(yeah?)

Please delete the system or not allow it to talk

{WAIT, I'll behave I'm sorry I'm sorry }

ok sorry for bothering you author

(it's fine)

" Oof " He said as he fell 3 feet onto ground.

"Finally some ground" He said

(it was more like rororororgrrr )

He saw a slime trying to move around but not being able to see.

"Are you okay sir?" He said as the slime started banging his head into a wall.

'Who are you?' The slime said(more like thought)

'I just died and I woke up here' I thought.

'hold on, are you that guy that died beside me?'

'Yep!'

'wow, I'm a slime, I guess we can't see anything'

'i can see, I didn't tell you I couldn't'

'Oh sorry I just didn't know how to see I guess'

'i can see we are in a cavern, there is gigantic river beside you. '

'What!?'

The startled slime jumped up and accidentally fell backwards into the river.

Rimuru Pov

Oops, I fell into the river

Can slimes breathe underwater, no wait can slimes even breathe?

How am I gonna get back up there, Maybe the other person can help me.

No, I can do this

Think!

Come on

I know!

He started absorbing water, he pushed it all out at once and flew out of the river and into the wall

Aces Pov

Lalalala

The slime fell on his head.

'oh hey slime, did you like the water?'

'No but I learned one cool thing, slimes don't breathe'

'Cool'

Ace slipped and tumbled down a rock mountain, Bouncing a lot of times.

" Ahhhh gah ahhhhhhhh gah gah ahhhhhhhh Ow " He screamed but kept on getting interupted by getting his head banged into rock.

Puff!

Smoke flew when he landed.

'ITS SO STUPID!'

' HOW DARE YOU CALL ME STUPID!'

'.....'

' I was talking to a mountain'

'..... Oh...'

He slowly turned to and faced the huge dragon, saying.

"Hello"

"Uh hello" Veldora said.

" Ahhhhhhhh!" Rimuru said as he fell down the mountain.

"B-best e-entrance ever.." I said, slowly putting a thumbs up.

The slime 'stood' on a platform on the mountain.

"That entrance was the bomb.co- " Rimuru fell from the platform and into me, I was prepared so I took took my claw and sliced, creating a split second shield.

" You've got some great skills, kid, your also very short for your age" Veldora said.

" HEY IM NOT SHORT! ALSO IM NOT A KID!" I screamed.

" Sure sure" Veldora said.

You know what, I was planning to let you get out but now rimuru's gonna eat you!

"Do you guys have any names?" Veldora said.

"Names ace Dragneel, his name is Rimuru tempest" I said. Rimuru and I felt like something inside clicked.

Say goodbye!

'Rimuru, use skill predator on him'

'Why?'

'It will uh make him ten times stronger, it's like giving a pokemon food."

'oh okay, PREDATOR!'

The slimes body expanded and ate Veldora,

Gulp gulp gulp swish!

"you just ate him" I said casually.

"I ate him?...YOU LIED TO ME!"

I'd I had predator I would just eat him!

Your so dumb Rimuru

Fire gathered in his throat,

PEOPLE LIE YA KNOW!

The fire turned red and blasted out of his mouth, creating a huge hole in the wall leading outside.

'...' '....'

" WHAT DID YOU D-"

And that's the end of the chapter 'reincarnation'

Cya in the next episode.

BYE

actually, I'm back since it's tommorow, here's more!

Previously on Reincarnated twice as a slime ( I meant to say with a slime) ---------------------

Your so dumb Rimuru

Fire gathered in his throat

PEOPLE LIE YA KNOW! ppp

The fire turned red and blasted out of his mouth, creating a huge hill in the wall leading outside.

'....' '....'

" WHAT DID YOU D-"

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"WHAT DID YOU DO!" Rimuru screamed as loud as he could.

" I JUST SHOT FIRE OUT OF MY MOUTH!?" I screamed, clearly terrified at my power.

" That's so op!, I wish I could do that!" Rimuru complained. "Well all I can say is that ITS STILL GOING!" He pointed outside and the fire was still flying. It dissapeared after a few moments. "it is?" Rimuru said, confused. "oh you can't see right!"

" He-hey We have a-a exit I guess?" I said, still having my mouth dropped.

" say, great sage unlock extra skill that allows me to see" I said.

{ Magic sense unlocked}

I heard the voice but not Rimuru talking.

"WOOHOO I CAN SEE!" He screamed.

"Also, where did you get ace Dragneel and Rimuru tempest from" He questioned me.

" Just from some animes hehehehe" I said.

2 hours later---------------------------

' Is it just me or is there some adventurers up ahead?'

Even though there was a hole in the wall they decided to go to the door.

'yeah it seems like it'

I'm gonna do something I've been wanting to do for a while.

The adventures opened the door, Rimuru pulled me behind a rock but I jumped out into the open, scaring the adventurers.

"It's a monster! Did Veldora manage to reproduce!?" Eren yelled seeing a dragon that looked a little bit like Veldora.They got ready to fight.

I started walking towards them, they started fearing me. I walked pass them, Rimuru following.

Meanwhile, Rimuru and ace were arguing.

'i just was gonna scare them nothing more'

'But still! We're not all mighty people'

'says the person that ate a true dragon'

' Sigh, your right, R.I.P Veldora'

' Uhuh, Also I look nothing like Veldora, Im black and white for gods sake!'

They walked out with ace pouting.

Time to fly!

He tried to fly, instead he ran into Rimuru, tumbling down a hill. He manage to recover and barely opened his wings in time, flying up very high.

Oi system!

{What?}

can you show me my stats?

{Sure Lemme just pull it up...}

Status

Ace Dragneel

Hp - 10000/???

Str - Lvl 5 (0 - 100)

Agi - Lvl 10 (90 - 100)

Talent = Egg

Skills: Dodge master, god regeneration, invincible, Invisible, Phaser, Rainbow fire, Shapeshifter

Remark: can't even beat Eren, you'd get squished.

Was that remark you?

{100 percent}

Such a Smart alec

{Thanks}

He forgot he was flying and randomly glided towards a certain village. Rimuru, seeing he wasn't gonna stop, grabbed onto ace and got on him.

{Your about to crash into the ground you know that right}

WHAT!

He flew up a little, barely missing a tree but about to fly into a ravine.

I'm gonna.....

Fire gathered in his throat

IM GONNA KILL YOU SYSTEM, TELL ME SOMETHING SOONER! RAHHHHHHHH

The fired turned purple and exploded out of his mouth, creating a mile radius crater.

SWOOSH!

BOOM!

The wind ran at ace, making him (and Rimuru on his back) Fly into a village. Ace steadily landed, Rimuru hopped off, unable to speak.

"ac- how- di- you D- th- at" Rimuru tried to say ace how did you do that but was unsuccessful.

'speak in your mind if you wanna talk'

'oh right... ACE HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING INSANE THINGS!'

" Excuse me powerful ones, may you please help us" A voice spoke in the middle of their conversation.

" Uh, sure we would love to help, what happened?" Ace said, forgetting about his conversation with Rimuru.

" Wolves have been attacking us lately, we can't defend against them!" The goblin said.

" Show me your wounded, my friend can help" I said.

They brought us to a small tent, there were about 20 people laying on mats, with wounds ranging from a scratch, to a huge wound on their chest. Rimuru got a idea and ate one of them, he healed the goblin and spat it out. He healed all of them. "Nice one Rimuru!, now we need to prepare for the wolves!"

3 hours later at night

There they are, the wolves!

Wolves gathered around the village, unsheathing their claws. A small fence was between them and the goblin village. The wolves growled as they saw the fence.

"A SMALL FENCE WONT STOP US!" Their leader yelled. The wolves howled and got ready to charge

A small but loud word started this battle and it was.....

" Your weak"

"WHAT DID YOU SA-"

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(Can ace and Rimuru win? Will the village be saved? Find out in the next chapter HAHAHAHA WELL High fives all around, WAPUSHH WAPUSSH AND ILL SEE YOU GUYS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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