TAEHYUNG
You looked at the man in front of you. He was so ethereal, he'd just gotten out of the shower and he was patting his hair dry.
"Yah....are you training to become a monk?"
He turned around to look at you and smiled softly.
"Why?", He asked in a rather husky voice
You smiled and pulled out a measuring tape. Then you put one end on the side of his head and stretched it down.
"This! This is why..."
You said as you shoved the tape in front of his eyes. He glanced down and continued to dry his hair.
"20 inches so?"
"That's not 20, that's 22 Taehyung"
"Yeah, So?"
"So you have 22-inch hair....not in black but in rainbow colours"
"Hmm?? So..."
"Are you aiming to be the universal ambassador for LGBTQ? cos I'm sure that would be great. Know what?, I can't do this anymore...."
"What do you mean?", He asked whilst combing his tresses.
"Anytime we go on a freaking date so that we can spend some alone time, every girl within a mile keeps hanging onto you like your their lifeline.
I can't keep getting jealous just because some girls keep sniffing you, your hair, your neck...they follow you everywhere.
I agreed to date you not your female admirers as well"
"what?, YOU?. You're breaking up with me?", he paused " just because of my hair? "
You didn't respond, just stress at him.
He was silent for a while but his eyes softened as he grabbed onto your shoulders.
"Listen y/n.... I really love you. Baby I do but..."
Your eyes widened
"I love this hair more"
You blinked in shock.
You couldn't believe that he'd actually say that.
Your hand flew across his left cheek and a second slap followed swiftly on the right cheek.
"It's over Kim Taehyung"
He smirked, "you'll come begging soon baby when you start missing this", he pointed towards his zipper.
You rolled your eyes.
"Asshole, I won't be missing your little shrimp at all"
His eyebrows rose and he smirked.
You took a deep breath and walked out of his life forever....or maybe not.
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SUGA
You took in a deep breath and took another look at the clock. It's been 30 minutes since he entered the bathroom and he was still showering.
You groaned, it was already 8 : 30, and you're officially late. You stood up and was about to head for the bathroom, then you saw him coming out.
"thank goodness, you finally came out"
He smiled and you rolled your eyes as you passed by him.
Few seconds later you came out. You had a towel wrapped around yourself.
Yoongi gave a cute smile and you squinted your eyes at him.
You really wanted to smack him.
" there's no shampoo left... "
"That is because...my long hair requires a lot of shampoo", he gloated.
It was annoying that he constantly referred to his long hair. Your hair was barely 8 inches and not as silky as his so maybe you were jealous.
"it's been barely a week since we bought that shampoo Yoongi... I've had enough of your "long hair"
"so?", he asked without a care in the world.
"so?.... Are you bloody kidding me? The last time we had sex "Your hair", was all over my face, I cut swear I felt it in my mouth as well!"
"so...? ", he asked again
"I'm done fighting over shampoo with you, I'm done chewing your hair anytime we make love, I'm done waiting an hour for you to wash up... The hair goes Yoongi.. "
For real first time this morning, his eyes met yours.
"what if I say no? "
"then, freaking clean up your act Min Yoongi or I'll give you a haircut myself!"
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RM
You smiled at RM. Even though he was a busy man, he always found time to do the little things with you like right now. The two of you had gone grocery shopping after visiting the amusement park. He grabbed the papers and pushed the elevator buttons to your floor.
You smiled up at him and kissed his cheek. The elevator dinged and you headed out ahead of him.
Then you head his voice.
"Y/n "
So you turned around and you eyes widened.
"What the fuck Joon?"
"I'm..I'm stuck in the elevator"
"Oh I see that...", You said whilst trying to hold in your laughter.
"What happened?"
You took a step back and tried to find out how he got himself stuck. You squinted your eyes looking so serious like a detective ....and then you realised it.
His hair was caught in the elevator shaft. And that is when you burst into laughter.
"Yah... That hurts ...quit laughing"
But you couldn't you laughed as you helped him pull his hair.
But the hair wouldn't unstick. It was like someone glued his hair into the elevator shaft.
You giggled again and helped him pull but to no avail.
"Joon-ah I think there's only one option left"
"Which is ?"I asked with dread in his voice.
You gave an evil smirk
"To cut the hair from the point which is stuck"
"No!, no way ", he shouted.
"Well suit yourself, I'm not the one stuck in an elevator am I ?", you asked nonchalantly....
"Also I'm not spending the entire day here", you added.
He sighed in defeat while you laughed again.
You quickly dipped your hand inside your bag and pulled out some scissors.
His widened , "do you always carry scissors around?"
You only smiled .
"This will take just a second"
To be honest, you felt slightly jealous anytime people stated at his long silky hair.
It wasn't that yours was exactly short,it was just that he was always the centre of attention because his hair was longer than yours.
Zap!
He screamed as 8 inches of hair pointed at him from the elevator shaft.
"You said you were gonna cut a little!"
"I did...", You replied innocently.
He stomped out of the elevator with tears in his eyes.
Was he seriously crying over hair?. Like are you a girl?
You smiled devilishly slow as you pulled out a bottle of super glue.
A/N
Oh my gosh, y/n you're one smart, nasty, conniving...😂😂
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JIMIN
Jimin was just out to get you. You ducked when he turned around to face you all of a sudden.
"hey are you OK?", he asked.
I'm fine", you frowned. He turned back to his friends and you sighed.
He has a group of friends who have always grown their hair out. You can count 6 other boys other than Jimin that have 20 inch hair.
Seriously why are you the only female among them and why is your hair barely 12inch?
You were so engrossed in your thoughts that you didn't see Jimin turn. For the tenth time that day his hair slapped you across the face.
You groaned in pain.
Jimin turned to you and smiled sheepishly
Everyone on the table burst into laughter and you felt so embarrassed that you got up and walked out even though you heard Jimin calling you.
His friends are jerks. All they've been doing is laughing every time he slaps you with his hair. You rolled your eyes and sat at the ice-cream shop. You ordered and began to eat.
Few minutes later, you saw someone pull a chair.
Jimin.
He sat right beside you and grabbed your cheeks. You swiped his hands away.
"stay away from me Jimin "
"baby you know I can't. I love you"
"you have a funny way of showing it don't you?. First you slap me with your hair every small chance you get them you bring me to these ridiculous weekly meetings you have with your friends and make me a laughing stock. I see how you love me jimin"
He was speechless for a while.
"I would never actually slap you. You know that right? "
You didn't mind him as you scooped some ice-cream and licked the spoon.
"you've got 3 options Jimin. First, either the hair goes, second, I go or three your friends go"
He stared at you for a long time
"if the hair goes, that would mean that I can't be friends with my group because I'll be there only one with short hair"
You shrugged
"so what are you saying? "
"I'm just uy St saying that I don't want you to go. I love you. I'll cut my hair but only halfway. Deal? "
You thought about it for a while
If he cut his hair halfway, he'd only have about 10-14inches left. Not bad
"OK deal"
He smiled cutely and turned to order some ice-cream as well.
You're about to take a scoop of ice-cream to your mouth when his hair slapped you across the cheek and your hand. The spoon fell on the floor and you groaned.
"Not again..ugh. .. I'm gonna kill you Jimin!", he turned around and smiled.
A/n
Is it just me or do some of you also feel like Jimin is doing it intentionally 😂. Jimin is going rogue.
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JIN
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JHOPE
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JUNGKOOK
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Edits and pics credit to original owners. Watch out for updates on the other members. Once I update, I'll add 🆙 to the title and republish it again.