SUGA:
You were hanging out with a couple of friends. Taehyung had been chasing you for a while now and it was really beginning to exhaust you. Now that you see him walk into the cafe with his friends, you sigh.
His eyes found yours and you quickly tucked your head under your arm. Too late, as he strode to your table.
He smiled at everyone and winked at you. Here goes the outpouring of undying love....it came sooner than you expected, he talked about how much he loved and cared for you....going on and on.
You excused yourself and headed for the washroom. You entered and took a deep breath and then you froze when you turned. Min Yoongi was standing in front of you, his profile facing the wall. The flap of his trousers open, dick in hand as he emptied out his kidneys. He turned around and shook his member and your eyes widened when you saw his length.
Talk about a 10 inch dick!... For a short man, he was long in some areas.....
You gulped as you heard shuffling of feet. Your eyes trailed from his member to find his eyes wide and his face full of surprise.
He frowned up at you and quickly shoved his goods back into his pants.
WTF you doing here??? , he shouted at you.
WTF you doing in the ladies bathroom?, you asked.
He quirked an eyebrow at you and scoffed.
WTF is wrong with you lady?, he brushed past you.
You blinked a few times, wondering what you were doing here. Did you accidentally slip into the men's washroom? ....you stared at the back of his head and whispered.... "yeah.... WTF! "
Yoongi be like you peeked at my thingey? Girl you bad!
TAEHYUNG:
You sat across Taehyung and pretended like you were not freaking out at all.
OK the situation was awkwardly entertaining... Because you're unique in a way.
You glanced down at his pants.
Is it that he didn't know he had a freaking hole in his pants.... Or he was just pretending not to know?. Hold on, if he didnt know... That would mean he usually doesn't wear boxers underneath his pants.
If he knew, why wouldn't he wear undergarments? Was he trying to show his dick to the whole world? Or was he trying to tease you?. You kept wondering about it.
Your eyes caught his as he continued to talk about himself. He was cute, very cute, you admitted to yourself.
Finally, he stopped talking and you watched him as he took a sip of his wine.
You cleared your throat as you kept glancing down. Why were you enjoying his dick display so much? . Were you sick in a kinda perverted way?
Hold on.... Who wouldn't want a live show of Kim Taehyung's dick? .
You chided yourself and tried not to glance down. It was near impossible. His member poking through his pants is a serious distraction.
Taking a breath, you took a bite of your steak and pretended like you were not getting wet at all.
He smiled up at you as his napkin slipped onto his thighs. You smiled back and watched in horror when he froze. The napkin fell from his hands and the expression on his face was priceless.
What thuh.....what the f-?, he muttered under his breath. You bit your lip as you tried not to embarrass him further.
He glanced up at you with a flushed face and smiled so cutely....
Dont get me wrong but y'all know Taehyungie can commit a grand heist and get away with it. 😂
A/n
I will be writing every member's WTF moment, all seven in this chapter so please continue to read, I'll update soon with Jimin, Jin, J-hope, JK, and RM. 😍. I love y'all.
NAMJOON :
You've known Namjoon for as long as you could remember, you'd taken baths with him when he was younger. So basically you'd seen his little prick for half of your childhood.
Currently he was in sweatpants only and boy.... That man had a great body. Not that you're drooling or something.....
He was rehearsing to the song, silver soon. You couldn't help but notice the way his member was dancing around in his pants. It made you wonder if he was naked underneath it.
He glanced at you and smiled.... You smiled back and bit your bottom lip.
He smirked at your reaction and flipped his grey coloured hair back from his forehead.
CRAP! The god of Rap, Kim Namjoon just smirked at you... You were close to dying already.
Your eyes widened as he took a final turn and the song ended. He jumped and spread his legs wide apart. You watched in disbelief as his pants came loose.
Shock registered on his face and your eyes found themselves glued to his "extra large" member.
You stared at his 'snake' for a century (*kidding.... But you don't know how long*)
Finally, he regained his composure and gave you an awkward smile.
You hid a mischievous smile when he muttered under his breath.... Dang!....wtf just happened?....
JUNGKOOK :