I was currently on the balcony of my home on Earth, enjoying the view of the city. New York wasn't really damaged because of the invasion. It was a beautiful piece of scenery, well the parts where I lived at least, and I didn't have to worry about car noises, smoke, etc because of my magic. Unfortunately, my view gets interrupted.
"The dark elves certainly don't waste time," I said to myself as I looked towards the thing blocking the sun."Oh Look he isn't the only one."
I saw the mothership of dark elves, and behind them is what I assume to be the mothership of Thanos. I love when the universe just gives me things, I intended to let the heroes of Earth fight the dark elves, but now I can have Thanos and the elves kill each other for me. Although I doubt the dark elves could put up a worthy fight, maybe Kurse.
The shield Helicarrier was currently above an almost vacant land spanning several kilometres, so casualties won't be too much of a problem and if whatever infinity stone scanner these guys have, are good enough they will know to attack that first.
With a burst of my superspeed, I quickly arrived at the Helicarrier making sure to turn invisible, to not spook my prey. With that out the way, I made my way onto the ship and towards the location they kept the fake stone.
Malekith already sent a small stealth squad, sans Kurse, who was quite big. The kursed soldier, Algrim, was currently engaged in a battle with the Hulk. They were causing untold damage fighting each other, I could see squashed humans.
Iron Man was flying further away from them trying to keep the dark elves at bay. They were overwhelming him, the dark elves after all had similar strength as Asgardians. I felt the familiar pull of the Bifrost, I hope they didn't send an entire army.
Orbital weapons are scary, well not for me since that is usually the first thing I destroy and because I am quite durable. The reason I found out my mother didn't send the Asgardian army the last invasion was because she has a minor ability for divination and it gave her insight that it wasn't needed. It wasn't groundbreaking like what the time stone offers, but it is still nice.
'Fuck this is boring.' I thought as I stared at the chaos. 'I have been a responsible lad the last couple of weeks, I should indulge.'
"You know this planet is quite dangerous, it has barely been a few months and it is already invaded," I said as I removed my invisibility illusion. "You know I am thinking about moving."
"Magni?" Starks says before being blasted away by an elf.
"You thought it was Magni, but it was me, Loki," I said before I clapped my hands causing every dark elf to collapse. I didn't need to clap but I love dramatics. I looked across the room and saw Kurse slowly overwhelming the Hulk. It wasn't surprising the guy was tougher than Thor and Thor could fight evenly with the Hulk, if not beat him.
I proceed to take one of the fallen dark elves' communication devices. I quickly search through his memories to gain knowledge of their language before calling The Ark, their mothership.
"I have the aether, most of our team is down except Kurse. Send evacuation." I said in their language but made sure to use a translation spell so that Thanos who is hacking the device knows what's up and decides to attack them.
"Will do as soon as we get rid of this unidentified mothership. They have just started firing upon us."
'Wow, Thanos doesn't waste time. Hopefully, he is on the ship and has the mind stone with him.' I thought before finishing my chat with my 'fellow' dark elves.
"Am I dead?" Stark asks as he comes to.
"Unfortunately no, but if you are disappointed, there are a variety of options to achieve that goal. Some guys like rope, others would prefer just using a gun and making it quick." I suggested and he just stared at me with his robot suit quite warily.
"I think I am fine at the moment. " He said before quickly dodging because of a flying Hulk who crashed at our location. Some debris got him though.
"At the moment yes, unfortunately, it seems that the moment has passed. You do have shitty luck though." I said as I dodged Kurse throwing shit at me. One day playing with my foes will get me in trouble, but it certainly isn't today.
Kurse rushed towards my position, trying to fight me, but I easily dodged him and counterattacked with heavy blows. My attacks caused shockwaves to appear and I could feel his organs collapsing. I was going to sick him on Thanos, but I might as well just bully Thanos myself.
'Fuck I am an asshole.' I thought before punching his head with more power, which caused it to explode. Quickly going intangible to not ruin my clothes with all that gore. Seeing an angry Hulk mad because his toy was taken, I just shook my finger as if reprimanding a child and caused him to transform back to Bruce.
I let him see a glimpse of my dark silhouette before vanishing. I can see why Batman likes using that technique, it's fun to mess with people.
I reappear in my space this time. Thanos and Malekith were wrecking each other, I honestly don't understand how they arrived here at the same time. After sleeping with Yelena and getting the stone, I was feeling lucky so I may have subconsciously used my chaos magic in tandem with the reality stone to manipulate probability. With a quick check with my powers, I confirmed that it is true.
That's hilarious. They must have been so disoriented when the planet they were attacking suddenly had another attacker. It wasn't like their scouts could even pick that up, I doubt Thanos just invaded all willy nilly after all, but the dark elves had one of the best stealth ships I have seen so far bar mine of course.
Unfortunately for Malekith, his Ark didn't match up to Thanos' warship in other functions. Within a few minutes, the Ark was destroyed. They did manage to damage Thanos's warship but nothing disastrous.
"I have to thank you. Kindness like yours brightens up my day." I said to Thanos as I teleported on board his ship. Making my job easy like that was quite nice of him. I would reward him, but he was too much of a pain in my side.
"And who are you?" He said warily, his hand clenching on something special. I smiled at the action. His Black Order was pointing their weapons towards me, ready to kill at the order of their master. All his children were here, bar the one that died in the invasion and Gamora.
"Loki, Emperor of the yet to be renamed Kree Empire and Nova Empire, and I am burdened with glorious purpose." I said before the reality stone appeared in my hand. Thanos and his Black Order tried to engage me, but suddenly they evaporated bar Thanos who only was forced to kneel, completely immobile. "You have been a great help, I will make your death painless."
Diving into his memories, my mood increases the more I discover, poor little Gamora. With the death of his two children, he forced Gamora to search harder, plus with no information on the Power Stone, he could spend more time on that. When I finally fully delved into his memories, I looked him in the eyes. He was trying to struggle, but he couldn't move a single part of his body.
"Don't do this. You are interfering with my mission for salvation." I just stared at him blankly, causing him to become more irritable. "You are damning trillions of people. Allow me to save them."
"Admirable but I am already burdened as it is," I said before using my full strength(without stones) to punch him. His face caved in but wasn't completely gone, so to rectify, I punched him again. This time taking off his head.
That was underwhelming but I guess when you have my strength as well as a few infinity stones it would be easy.
A/N: This story is almost done if you want to check out more of my stories, I have a Percy Jackson one that I am currently working on. This little hobby of mine has been fun and I appreciate everyone who supported me through this journey.