Currently, Hela and my one child, Elsa, decided to bail and are busy conquering the rest of the Nova Empire's planets. I would have joined them, but The Convergence is soon, and I wouldn't mind having another infinity stone.
"I am your emperor now, I decided." I broadcast to Xandar before teleporting to earth. Oracle is already installing more of my mind-altering devices on the planet, so the chance of rebellion is less than before.
"Hey, how have you been," Yelena asked me as I arrived at her location.
"I just conquered a few planets, I wanted to invite you, but I need some trustworthy ears on this planet," I replied making her raise an eyebrow.
"That… must have been difficult and time-consuming." She replied unsurely.
"Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience,"
"Why did I expect anything less." She replied with a shake of her head.
"So how has my empire on this ragtag planet been? Any problems?"
"Not really, there was this one guy named Kingpin who tried something, but I easily killed him. I have encountered a few vigilantes, they're either dead or incapacitated."
"I see you're aren't playing about. Good work." I replied impressed. I am glad she doesn't have qualms about killing my enemies, it might have something to do with her new brain that is corrupting her to be more loyal to me or her adventures as an assasin. "I feel like you deserve a break, have you ever tried magical drugs."
"No."
"Do you want to?" I asked.
"Wouldn't I do a shitty job if I was addicted to something?"
"Yeah, but I can easily rid you of an addiction," I replied and she easily accepted. Grabbing a few edibles out of my hammerspace. The cookies are baked with materials from Alfheim, my own personal Willy Wonka chocolate factory and also the realm of my daughter and lover.
"Don't eat it too fast," I say as I hand a few edibles to Yelena while munching on mine. With that our surroundings changed into something only Hermaeus Mora would call home. There were eldritch monsters everywhere. "Try to avoid the tentacles," I said as I handed her an assault rifle that spawned next to me.
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Drugs make me horny and Yelena was the only outlet I could find. Fortunately for me, the Russian didn't object to my horny advances. Just got engaged and I am already into another twat, Hela and Aelsa are saints for putting up with me.
So that is why she is currently riding my shaft with extreme gusto. I enjoyed the way her walls clenched around my dick, and how nice her moans sounded in my ear. I temporarily enhanced her strength to not accidentally kill her.
"Fuck, this isn't how I saw my day going." She groaned out while I thrust into her from below.
"Me neither, but I can't see myself regretting it," I said before deciding to occupy my mouth with something better, which is her breasts. There was no milk but I enjoyed suckling on nipples whether it had some or none.
"Neither can I, but that is probably because I haven't attained post nut clarity yet." She said between wails. She was surprisingly into pop culture references for an assassin.
Disengaging from her nipple. "You're a little bit too talkative for someone who is getting some," I said before growing myself an extra cock and pointing it at her back hole. With a flex of magic, I cleaned it and lubed it.
"Please, I have trained to be able to banter while being tortured." The minx said before her eye widened as she felt my shaft beginning to penetrate her backdoor. With a few thrusts, I was fully in.
"Holy shit. You, ass I have never had anything… in my...well...ass." I had to hold back my smug voice as she moaned extra loud while enjoying her butt being penetrated, guess someone enjoys a bit of anal play.
"Do you want me to stop?"
"Well… no." She replied after a bit of hesitance. Satisfied with the answer, I continued my double rutting of the woman. "I think… I am orgasming again."
Her climax triggers mine, and I paint her entire inner walls white. With that, Yelena lay exhausted on my chest. "That was really nice."
"We're not done yet." Her cunt clenched at my words and I continued to enjoy her.
~~~
Nothing like a hot blonde to distract one from a daunting task such as searching for an infinity stone. I have tried searching for the aether/reality stone over the centuries but I had no idea where to find it and no divination could help.
I barely focused while watching the second Thor movie back in the day. So I couldn't just remember where it was, I can't be blamed though, it was quite dull. There was no Jane this time to conveniently find it, but luckily I just have to wait for a random mortal to disappear into a portal, and then use the time stone to see where the Dark Elves will attack.
With that thought in mind, I teleported to one of the sanctums where I knew the young one was in. Ignoring the students, I headed for her chambers and entered.
"You know it is nice to knock." The bald female monk replied.
"I can't, it is important. A drug-infused tentacle touched me and I wanted to find out if I could get an std, you never know with magic." I replied giving the most stupid excuse I could think of, which wasn't exactly untrue.
Sighing she just gave me the infinity stone. "Fine."
"This is why we're friends, I can return your hair as compensation."
"My lack of hair is my choice." She replied, not showing an ounce of annoyance.
"People usually shave their hair because they dislike their hairline and they're self-conscious of their giant forehead, not saying that is the problem, I'm just pointing it out."
That is how I got kicked out of the order of the phoenix.
After getting the location, I teleported to the random fool who will get themselves stuck with an infinity stone. Now all I have to do is stalk the guy, with my skills, it was the easiest shit. Literally taking a shit would be more difficult, not that I have performed such a vile act in centuries, honestly, that cursed video ruined the act for me.
After 2 whole days of stalking the guy, he finally fell into the portal. With that, I quickly joined him before it could close.
"Hey man, where are we? What's going on?" He hysterically cried out.
"Beats me," I said as I ignored the man and continued my trek.
"Hey answer me when I ask you a question." He yelled at me and tried to violently shake my shoulder.
"To think I would have left you alive." With my words out of my mouth, I swiftly decapitated him with a weapon that I took out of my hammerspace.
I quickly arrived at the location of the stone, it wasn't hard to find. Now that I was close to the location I could actually sense it. Grabbing it, it tried to swarm me but with quick use of the power stone, I began to overload it. Letting the two stones settle their affair. A few minutes and I could sense the stone turned docile.
Laughing, I lift the stone and insert it into Sortem, my personal weapon. This shit is too easy, fuck you murphy, not even you can fight me. I can already feel the dark elves invading, but those shitbags for villains are literally nothing without the reality stone.
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