Waking up, I quickly look at my phone to look at the time. The time read 10 am and the date read January 2009. A month before Tony Stark would be kidnapped. To be honest I am surprised the guy exists. I guess me staying around Asia and Europe caused America to not be as thoroughly butt-fucked by the butterfly effect.
Plus whenever I was on Midgard I was only there to have fun or learn something, so the world wasn't too affected. (A/N: Let's be honest the entire world should be fucked because of the butterfly effect, but I am certain my readers won't like it if the Avengers don't exist.)
I stand up from the bed and look at my current bed partner. Hela in all her naked glory just peacefully resting there. I am honestly surprised she stuck with me for so long, but she has gotten dependent on me the last centuries. Of course, I did the same thing I did with Aelsa and now I have two faithful girlfriends.
Sure messing with the minds of your loved ones is unethical, but it is preferable to having to kill them because they decided to get adventurous. No matter my previous affections for them, I am certain I will kill anyone who has the balls to cheat on me. Even if they try to kill me their punishment would be lesser than if I find them straying which I find weird, but I don't plan on changing.
I trust my girls a lot, but sometimes love and fear isn't enough to stop people from trying something new. For example, I successfully seduced Peggy Carter a few decades ago while she was all lovey-dovey with Steve, without any mind magic just my looks, charms and persistence.
Even though Peggy and Steve weren't technically together it still shows if Peggy Carter can be seduced, anyone can. As long as you have the ability to desire, you will desire something taboo and cheating is one of the best taboos. It is probably the reason that I sleep with so many wives, although I think it is just because I am a scumbag. Self-aware but still scum.
I give Hela a peck on the lips before leaving my penthouse that is situated in the upper areas of New York. I could have gone to LA or someplace else, but decided since people worship me as the god of chaos I should go to probably the most chaotic city in America.
Driving through the streets of New York City in my self-made car, I am surprised how calming this is. When coming to Midgard a few months ago I wondered how I would spend my time this time around. So I had a plan to start a business. Not one that makes tech, since I don't want my toys to land in the hands of Midgardians and have them end up trying to blow me up with it. So I decided why not improve the entertainment centre since that is something I and the humans can enjoy.
So now Earth has Lopt Inc. which will in the future be the leading entertainment business. Lopt is just another name for me and I didn't want to name the company Loki so I went ahead with it. In my previous life, I died with a sour impression of streaming services.
Right before I kicked the bucket I didn't have the money for unnecessary things because of my medical bills. So you can imagine me being upset about every company deciding to launch their shows and movies exclusively on their streaming services. So I am going to show my previous resentment by monopolizing the industry. I don't care if a shit ton of people die to achieve my goal.
I am already in the process of buying a shit ton of shares of Netflix and Youtube just so I can control those two companies that made my teenage years enjoyable, by offering something to relax from university life.
I couldn't relieve stress by sleeping with a lot of girls then because 1: unsurprisingly not a lot of girls in their twenties find 13-15-year-olds attractive and 2: Frankly, I was a 6 on the look scales on my best day.
I arrive at the main headquarters of my company and walk through the entrances and allow myself to be seen by the cameras. Once I arrive at my office, I teleport to the ones at Netflix's and with an invisibility spell on I arrive before the office of one of the people who stopped me from completing taking over the company.
I want to kill him because of wasting my time in acquiring the company, but I like to think I am not needlessly cruel. Okay, I did cuckold my brother, but I stopped after a few years. Now his relationship with Sif is stronger than ever.
They even have a child called Magni, the kid is a shitstain, barely over 300 years old and believes he is unstoppable, but at least they have one. I may be biased, but my children are angels in comparison. Elsa was a bit arrogant in her teenage years, but a few non-sexual spankings toned that down. Guess the humiliation of having her daddy spank her was too much. I am just glad my icicle is a lesbian because I really wasn't looking forward to killing every boy who thinks they can touch my daughter. Guess I am a bit overprotective or maybe possessive.
I dismissed my thoughts of my family before entering the office of one of the majority stockholders of Netflix. I dismiss my invisibility and relax in his chair waiting for him to arrive. The room is simple with a minimalist design, I am surprised someone could work in such a bland room. Compared to my usual offices that have enough led lights to give someone photo-phobia, it is quite different.
It doesn't take long before the door opens. The chair I am sitting on isn't faced towards the door so he can't see me. When he is in the room properly I spin the chair towards him.
"Matthew Dickens!" I announce cheerfully and he lets out a frightful squeak. "We finally meet. You have been a royal pain in my ass."
He quickly gains composure. "Guards!" He yells, but unfortunately for him, I am a 1000-year-old troll who knows how to create a silencing spell around a room.
"It won't work. I don't even know why I am conversing with you. Either you will die or become a mindless puppet." Faster than he reacts I am before him. I put my hand on his chest. "You will sell your shares to me without being suspicious and while making sure no one is overly suspicious of you doing it."
I whistle as I leave the room and teleport back to my office. Shit on this planet will probably hit the fan in a few years so why not have fun while I am at it. I missed movies and shows, sure there are some places in the universe that have something close to it, but it is not the same.
First I will conquer Netflix and then the world. I am joking, fuck the world. It would be a pain in the ass to run without mind control and I don't see a benefit enough to warrant me taking over this planet. I already have Perfectum and my baby is far better than this badly named planet. Seriously, who names a planet after an element. You won't be hearing me calling my planet Fire or Water.
While sitting on my desk I take out the power stone. After a few years, I finally perfected how to use the ambient energy to improve myself without turning into a Gollum-like creature. I started using and I am already twice as strong magically and physically. To some that would be slow, but you need to understand I was already powerful before using it. I relax on my chair while doing my routine task of absorbing the power stone energy.
A/N: When I upload a chapter on Patreon, I want to upload the next chapter on webnovel too but then I remember I have to edit the chapter, so I usually procrastinate and end up uploading a chapter on Webnovel every 6 days instead of 3. So if someone wants to beta the story, it would be nice. I am not sure if webnovel has private messaging but if it does just pm me or comment on the chapter if anyone wants to beta my stories. More chapters on pat.reon.DickMcJones