-2 YEARS LATER-
Do you guys know what kind of drink is a brew?...It's goddamn coffee!!! COFFEE!!!! and this mutt Marcosias suck on making one! his coffee taste like someone pissed on it or even worse! I even watched him how to make a brew but he added some unnecessary things! Like worms,chocolate and poison? he even put some nitroglycerine on it!
In two years I finally learned on how to live in this place.....sort of.
After working for 2 years in this place it really is chaotic, Thanks to that I ended up mastering every magical knowledge Codex has and made my room a separate dimension. First thing in the morning is a freaking dragon fighting a giant tarantula lady while Tsar throws bombs at them joining in their battle.
The book Codex acts as my shield and every time I go out with Char gathering ingredients he automatically protects Char since I'll be the one doing the fighting. Thanks to that I ended up being named as the Checkered Demon because of my appearance and Luciela's dog, because one time she came out, this time Alastor wasn't with her instead it was me.
Luciela also acts as my teacher on how to master my magical powers, thanks to this I can separate my white self to my dark self, I look like that one anime where the mc has a hollow inside of him, except this one follows my orders.
I just call them White Sol and Dark Sol quite something and I like it.
Right now I'm at the bar early in the morning as usual my first costumers are Abigail Williams and her cousin Elizabeth Parris the two little girls who were accused of being a witch back on Earth. I don't know pretty much what happened to them but I know its hard. When they were burned alive they held a grudge to those people who accused them.
Thanks to those accusations they really became witches here in hell. They waited patiently for those who accuse to come here in hell.
"Here two Affogato( Expresso + Ice cream) for the little princesses."
"Thanks...and also stop calling us little princesses!!!!"
"Awwwww...you two sure are adorable..."
"I'm kinda good, him calling us princess Abi."
"Eli this guy must be same as those pedos who kidnap and defile little girls!"
"Ya know. we've known each other for two years now....Why would I kidnap you two now?"
"Because you are a pedo, I can smell it, I can sense it with every fiber of my being!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA this is what you get reading those adult doujins of yours!"
"Shut it Codex. I won't touch a little girl without consent!"
"SEE!! Eli he will put his hands on us if we agree?!!!!! he is a pedo! we must BURN HIM!"
"Come on, now Abi eat your affogato or you don't want it?"
"Hisss!!!!!!!!! stay away from my affogato!"
A little while later another costumer entered, she has a fancy looking hair, she's a beauty too, but she's wearing a flamboyant kind of dress and her name is Marie Antoinette.
"Please give me some coffee and make it black.....black as my soul!"
"One latte then(expresso + steamed milk), coming up!"
I gave Marie her latte and she enjoyed it cheerfully, She looks at me and her eyes began to glow.
"I knew it you're the only one who understands me better!"
"How about leave this place and come with me Sol, we can enjoy each other everyday and we can try different types of clothing!
Marie is a fashionista and she took a liking to my color pattern, she wants to create clothes that match my color pattern, thanks to her I ended up wearing this fancy looking tuxedo, Luciela, Charlotte and the others liked it, so it ended up as my uniform.
By the way Charlotte works as my assistant in this cafe/bar because Marcosias, just drinks all the coffee I made without thinking, it seems coffee has different effects on demons, Marcosias favourite is Red Eye(Coffee + expresso) everytime he drinks it he begins to have hallucinations that he is going back to heaven.
Alastor just wants regular coffee but one night I caught him eating all the ice cream. I ended up making a special storage one for the bar/cafe and one for Alastor ice cream binge eating, There's another problem after that because Martiel joined him too and also Star and Tsar, This gave me enough headache.
Luckily I can summon anything from the human world and bring it here and that's why we have Ice cream. Sometimes I make my own and the one tasting it first are Abi, Betty, Charl and Lucielia.
"NO!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM!!!" Abi stood up and looked at Marie in her Witch form, her body is engulfed by flames, and within her flames are the people who accused her and Eli. I can hear their screams, and its kinda scary.
"YES!!! YOU CAN'T!" Eli also transformed to her Witch Form, its similar to Abi the only difference is the color of their flames. Abi has red flames and Eli has Blueish white flames.
"IF HE EVER GO WITH SOMEONE, IT WILL BE US!!" At this point Abi and Eli fused their bodies engulfed with red and blue flames.
"YOU THINK, YOU TWO BRATS CAN STOP ME?!" Marie's clothes turn into gruesome looking mouth with razor sharp teeth, also her head is now floating.
"Alright you three stop it, we don't want any fight right? we come here to relax.....just relax..."
As I stand between them they ended up calming down, Abi and Betty began to hug me. They look like some cute squirrels.
"When we have a chance we will steal you from the manager of this place." I heard Abi and Eli's whispers and it doesn't sound so good.
"Alright, you three I'll give you some banana split and this one's on me." As I said that I see Charl looking at me with bright eyes.
"Alright four of you...." I gave in to Charl's stare.
"Alright! This is why I love you!" As she said that I can see Marie, Abi and Eli gave her a death glare.
And this is quite the everyday happenings here in the bar or cafe.......who cares.