"Hello Tracy." Fred said, all emotion drained from his voice.
"Hi." I said.
"What are you doing here?" Allison asked, a jeer on her face.
"It's a public place Allison, we can come and go as we please." Dustin answered with a duh tone.
The smirk on Allison's face fell and she turned to give Fred a pouty look. He gave a smile before pecking her on the lips.
Was it just me or did that smile look strained.
Okay, I need to really look at these boys.
Fred looked tired and just emotionally absent.
Clark looked pissed off and it looks like he has bags under his eyes. It can't be his mother's car. Fred sent people to help him out when he's over stressed.
And Jayden had an exhausted look on his face. Although he gave Hermione a look of admiration, his face still screamed exhaustion.
Were these boys going out with the w(b)itches just to get to me?
"They'll bring our orders. Oh, hey Tracy."
"Hey."
"Don't talk to her. Talk to me." Katrina said in a whiny voice.
Caesar only rolled his eyes.
Well, he doesn't look exhausted, pissed or tired. He seemed far from that.
"We'll see you around." Fred said and walks away from her table, Allison in his tow.
They sat in the booth really far from us. It was hard to hear what they were saying.
"I really wish I knew what they were saying."
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Fred's POV.
"Ugh! What a tramp. First she played my Freddiepie and now she is trying to play Dus-whatshisname."
"It's Dustin." I found myself answering.
Okay, this is not fair.
Why do we have to punish Tracy but still be ones getting punished.
I literally hate Clark for suggesting it.
Like hate him.
I thought of what Tracy said earlier today in the afternoon.
And I can't believe you would believe the words of someone you barely know over someone you know over 6 months.
Maybe she's right. I mean, we never really knew Hermione enough to trust her. And Tracy looked like someone who didn't need to spill a secret because she forgot the moment it is said.
I looked at the blonde who was putting fries in Jayden's mouth.
"So, Hermione, I heard you and Tracy had a spat in the girl's bathroom. Care to share?" I asked wiggling my eyebrows.
I don't wiggle my eyebrows. Ever. Like ever.
Oh, Tracy, why did you have to tell Hermione our secret.
"It was horrible Freddiepie. Tracy almost choked her with her bare hands. Poor Hermy was frightened out of her mind."
A dark look passe Hermione's face and I was about to comment on it when Caesar beat me to it. But he wasn't looking at Hermione as he said:
"He was asking Hermione, not you. Last I remembered, your name was Allison."
Allison pouted and turned to look at me. I gave a tired sigh then pecked her on the cheeks.
"Caesar, mind what you say to Ally."
There was a hush on the table. I don't think the girls felt it because Hermione was still talking about Tracy's outburst in the toilet, but we, the guys, definitely did.
No one talks to Caesar about his comments ever. Not that it's a bad thing but he's our everyday Ferb. Whatever spews out of his mouth is literally gold.
"Won't talk then. Sorry Allison."
She gave a satisfied smirk before turning her attention back to Hermione's story.
"You didn't tell us how you found out about us." Caesar interjected again.
Allison groaned and looked at me. When she saw I wasn't ready to say anything, she turned to give Caesar an eye roll. "Don't you ever shut up?"
"I do actually. I mean, your sad excuse of a follower has been trying to strike a conversation with me since you started hanging out with us."
Allison gasped. "How dare-?"
"Spare me. I have been putting up with you girls for weeks now and I'm sick of it. We let you in our circle, not begged you to."
"Freddiepie?" she looked at me but I wasn't looking at her. I was looking at Caesar.
Did he seriously just say more than a line? No wait more than 3 lines. That was literally up to a 20 lines.
Yo!
"Ohmhgod. This calls for a huge party. Caesar said more than 3 lines. I'm calling mom to set a party for when we get back."
"It's official. I'm going to church till I die." Clark said.
Jayden could only turn as red as his hair.
"Wait, was that Caesar?" I heard someone ask. It was Tracy. She probably didn't know it, but she just yelled.
I really miss that amazing excuse of a human.
Despite all our excitement and reactions, he only rolled his eyes and turned to look at Hermione.
"So, can you please tell us how Tracy told you about us?"
Hermione had a nervous look before stuttering.
"S-s-she d-didn't t-t-tell me anything. I-i-i-i found out."
Wait, what?
Clark forgetting Joyce was beside me, inched closer to Jayden.
"What do you mean you found out?"
"I saw it on your fridge." she said looking at Caesar.
Clark had a confused look on his face.
"Wait, do you mean the first day Tracy came to teach Solane and Selone? The day you brought her."
She could only nod.
"Why were you even in the kitchen?"
"At first, it was for water. Then I heard a grunt from a door in the kitchen and when I found out it was you, it was to seduce you. It was when I opened the fridge to get a bottle of water, I saw a calendar."
"So let me get this straight: you came to my house with Tracy, went to the kitchen to get bottled water, decided to seduce me instead after you saw my calendar and then lied to me at Allison's party?"
Hermione could only nod.
Man, I don't even want to think what Jayden is thinking right. He was already starting to like Hermione.
"Why?" he whispered. I wouldn't have caught it if I wasn't leaning forward.
"Because Allison told me to." she whispered back.
We all turned to look at Allison.
I have been kissing the devil for almost two months?
Ewwwwwww!
"And you listened to her?"
"If I didn't do it, she was going to expose me to the school."
"And what was the secret you wanted to hide so bad you were willing to throw your best friend of six years under the bus?" Caesar asked.
"My affair with Professor Keith."
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Tracy's POV.
"Was that seriously Caesar?" I asked pointing at the table where they were sitted.
"I know right. I got chills. Literally chills."
"I know right. I had goosebumps and they still haven't left my body." I said showing him my arm that was covered in goosebumps.
"Me too. Is it weird that he sounds exactly like Ferb in Phineas and Ferb?"
"Nope. What is weird is that, I saved his number as Ferb and added a green heart emoji with a zip locked mouth."
He snorted before saying, "if you actually look at it, we can all relate to Phineas and Ferb."
"Yeah," I agreed. "Caesar is Ferb. Fred's Phineas. Clark is Buford. Jayden is Baljeet. Hermione is Candace-"
"You're Isabella. And that makes me,"
"Jeremy Johnson. The sweetheart of all sweethearts."
"What does that make the W(B)itches?"
"No one. They are too evil to be compared to a visionary cartoon."
"But you added Hermione."
"That's because we still love her."
He sighed before saying, "unfortunately we do."
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Fred's POV
Wait I didn't hear right.
Did she say affair?
Or affair?
Affair?
Oh my good gracious granny in heaven staring at me.
I'm just thinking about Jayden right now. It must be so sad to hear all this.
"You are a snake." Clark said.
Hermione's face morphed into pain.
"I know. Tracy made that really clear in the bathroom. I didn't want to do it. But I also didn't want Allison to leak the video. My parents would kill me if they ever found out I lost my virginity to a middle aged man. She also promised to tell Tracy and Dustin what I do after school hours and I didn't want that to happen to."
"So you decided to throw your brother out of the house, treat them like one of them is not your twin and just became a bad person. That's cold Hermione. Really cold." Jayden said.
Oh no! He had tears falling out of his eyes.
"I didn't want them to know what I was doing after school hours. If they found out, they would look at me differently and I didn't want that."
"So what is so tragic that you had to hide from your brother and best friend?" Clark asked.
At the moment, no one was focused on anyone but Hermione.
"I was into porn."
Okay, what?
I turned to look at Tracy who was so engrossed in a conversation with Dustin. And from the way they kept looking at us, they were obviously talking about us.
"You watch porn?" Clark asked with a scoff.
"No. I was into porn. I did porn."
I don't think I did justice to my early exclamation.
OKAY, WHAT?
"Why?"
"My parents kept saying they can't wait for us to go to college. They said, if we ever go to college, they won't send us a dime. Only pay for our tuition and accommodation but accommodation till our Junior year. I didn't know what to do and there was no job anywhere. I didn't know what to do. I was desperate." she whispered.
"You could have done anything else but that. Geez, Hermione. I can't believe you right now." I said.
"I'm sorry. If Tracy and Dustin gave me a chance to talk to them, it will be apologizing profusely."
"It's okay." Jayden said wrapping his arms around her shoulders and rubbing her arms.
What happened next was not anticipated.
"YOU BITCH!" Allison screamed lunging for Hermione.
From the corner of my eyes, I saw Tracy and Dustin's head turn to our table. The door to the kitchen opened and out came two girls, a brunette and rainbow colored hair, a young brunet guy and an old guy with black and white hair.
Great, we are the show for the day.
Feast your eyes people on the end game.
Thanos versus a puny human.
"How dare you?" she yelled again.
I tried to get her sit down but she only turned to scratch my face with her acrylic nails.
Ow!
Great. Now my face is ruined.
That's me trying to be Thor.
"You really don't care about how your family see you right? You'll pay for this. I was so close to sleeping with Fred and hopefully getting pregnant. But you had to destroy it with your stupid mouth."
I have been kissing the devil and crazy lady for almost two months?
Double eww.
"Fred calm her down." Clark said.
"And get scratched by Lady Catwoman? Thanks but no thanks." I shot back.
Jayden who was still taken aback by Allison's outburst didn't see the slap coming.
I saw it, but like I said didn't want my face scratched. Clark probably thinks she deserves it and Caesar's just looking at with a bored expression.
Luckily, someone's hand blocked the slap.
"Don't you dare try to slap my sister."
Yay, Ironman saves the day.
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Tracy's POV
"So you are saying that if anybody is Bubbles, it's Jayden?"
"Well yeah. He's so sweet and kind and honest. That's Bubbles."
"What's Fred then?"
"The Mayor definitely or Mojo Jojo."
I laughed.
After classifying ourselves under Phineas and Ferb characters, we broadened it to our favorite cartoon shows.
Incase you are wondering, Dustin is the Powerpuff girls fan.
"It's true. They both talk a lot, sometimes you turn their speech to white noise."
I laughed again.
"YOU BITCH!" we heard someone yell.
We immediately turned our heads to the table. It was the table that belonged to Fred and his friends.
I saw Fiona, Heather, Chase and Gin come out from the kitchen.
Seeing the flabbergasted look on Fred's face, I can only imagine what's going on his head.
Ladies and gentlemen, the End Game.
Thanos versus a puny human.
"How dare you?" Allison yelled.
Fred tried to get her to sit down but she turned and scratched his face with her acrylic nails.
I snorted a little.
That's him trying to be Thor.
That's what happens when you leave me for psychopaths.
Yes, karma is a really fair bitch.
"Why is she attacking Hermione?" Dustin voiced out. He stood up immediately when Allison screamed the next words:
"You really don't care about how your family see you right? You'll pay for this. I was so close to sleeping with Fred and hopefully getting pregnant. But you had to destroy it with your stupid mouth."
Okay eww.
Why would want the father of your child to be Fred? Money aside. He doesn't even know the first rules of having sex.
Not that I do but Fred is the most naive person I have ever met in that aspect.
"She's going to slap Hermione." Dustin hissed.
"Everyone can see that Dustin."
"Yeah, but they are not doing anything about it." he said pointing at their table.
"Duh! Who wants to get scratched by Crazy lady? No one."
"As much as I loathe Hermione, I can't let anybody slap her. That's your job. Not some bitch who thinks she is better than everyone." he said before walking to their table.
He's not gonna make it.
He's not gonna make it.
He's not gonna make it.
I closed my eyes.
I can't watch.
"Don't you dare try to slap my sister."
Yay, Ironman saves the day.
Is what Fred is probably thinking right now.
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Thank you guys so much for being patient. Love you.