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Chapter 4 - Offline Meet-Up (1)

So they're just preachers of the bible... It's not like I'm disappointed... Okay, I Admit It!!! I'm very disappointed I could flip a whole table right now!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

But just like those guys said, maybe It's better to take shelter from the sun... I'm already waiting under the sun for about 2 hours... maybe I should take shelter for now...

With that, I walked towards that family restaurant over there and took a seat there for a while... Why didn't I thought of this earlier? I'm so stupid...

But It's already past 2 hours the meeting time... I wonder If he'll actually come... Maybe I should message him? No, I would look like I'm being desperate... I should just wait patiently... Besides, he's not rude enough to keep a lady waiting, isn't It?

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How many melon sodas have I drunk by now!? I'm tired of raising my hand, ordering a melon soda, and just stutter at my words!!! I'm going to get fat at this rate!!! Isn't he taking too long!? It's already 6 PM, my god!!! I've been waiting for 7 hours here, dammit!!!

It's already night... maybe I should just go home... In the end, the guy I'm waiting for... never showed up...

"White one-piece dress... You're RimiRin, aren't you?"

I was about to leave when a guy who wears a strikingly ordinary T-shirt appeared in front of me... He has a freaking ash colored hair and a pretty cute face in my opinion... I knew It... Some unexpected development will occur!!!

"Uhh... A-and you a-are?"

"Ahhh, sorry I'm late... I'm Kanzaki Shun... Online, I own the handle name... KaShuun..."

"Sorry, I'm late", my ass!!! 7 hours go beyond the boundary of being late!!! You even bothered to come you despicable piece of gum!!!

I want to throw those words to him... If only I don't have social and communication problems... All of a sudden, he took a seat in front of me and ordered the most expensive dinner you could order at this family restaurant...

He sure brought a lot of money... What the hell? My stomach... can't continue anymore... I drank so much melon soda I could cry... I should go to the toilet for now...

I stood up and walked towards the restroom, or I thought I was...

"Wait, I don't know that you're from Ikebukuro too... Let's talk about It for a second..."

"Eh? S-sorry... I h-have..."

"So you don't want to talk to me after all... I can understand... I'm just a stranger you met for the first time after all... I'm sorry for thinking that we're actually friends..."

He looked at me as If a puppy looking to be adopted... Bruh, don't stare at me like that... We could talk all you want after I go to the toilet...

He continues to do so... HE CONTINUES TO DO SO!!!

"Commander... commander!!! S.S Katachi is now ready to unload some cargo..."

"But... but... We can't drop the cargo right now!!!"

I don't think we can drop the cargo... Because of the S.S Kanzaki waves for us to sail back... We shouldn't keep him waiting...

"But commander... any minute now and the cargo could be dropped... We don't have any time to idle around!!! Please, commander, consider your choices carefully...!!!"

I thought about It long and hard... While holding in the urge to go to the comfort room... I need to think about It... My relationship with KaShuun? Or the toilet!?

And my decision Is...

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Approximately 15 minutes was spent thinking about what should I choose... When I decided to go to the toilet... For a moment, I saw KaShuun smirking as If his desire has been fulfilled...

But It could just be my imagination...

"Feels refreshing..."

I only spent 5 minutes at the toilet and made sure to make It quick... Now, KaShuun... we could talk as much as we want!!! But I can see my seat over there and KaShuun is nowhere to be seen...

Where is he? He just left some leftovers of his dinner... Maybe he already left... It's getting late after all... I should get going too...

What a wasted day... I fantasized about this whole meet-up last night but It was gone to waste... I can't help but sigh at this turn of events...

I was about to leave the family restaurant when someone just tapped my shoulder all of a sudden... As a person who's not really used to that kind of thing, I can't help but let out a weird scream...

"Eeeeekkk!!!"

"Miss, don't do that... The other customers would think I'm doing something to you..."

"A-ah, s-sorry..."

Whew, It's just a waiter...

"You still haven't paid the whole amount for what you've ordered..."

"Eh!?"

WHAT'S WITH THIS SUPER CLICHE RESTAURANT GAG!?!

END OF CHAPTER 4