Chapter 309: The Crazy Heavenly Realm
Fanfic by: Geraint124x
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(3rd Person's POV)
- Heavenly Realm –
In a room filled with different weapons and smithing tools, Goddess of Time, Kronii looks lethargic while heating something in the furnace.
When Kronii opened the furnace, inside was several pair of boots which is made of iron.
Looking inside, she blinks her sleepy eyes several times until she notices something.
"Huh?"
Her eyes widened in surprise and screamed hard.
"What the freak did I just do?!!"
She accidentally made a lot of pair of iron boots.
On the sideline, behind her was Goddess of Civilization, Mumei who was sleeping on a couch and woke up from her loud scream.
"Oh, wha ---Wha ---What? What happened?"
Mumei sat up and rubbed her eyes.
Kronii tried her best to calm herself.
"It's okay."
"What happened?"
"It's okay, don't worry about it."
"What happened?"
"I told you, it's okay ---I could probably undo this."
Kronii took the several pair of iron boots and carry it on another furnace with levitation magic.
Placing it inside by pair.
She wait for few seconds then opened it, inside was a small piece of iron nugget.
Kronii became teary-eyed and she trembled.
"O-oh! It's only one~~ nugget~ Uuuuuu~!"
*Kronii rage noises*
"Did you make a little oopsie daisies?"
Mumei tried to support her as Kronii fell down on her knees.
"Dad is currently with the dimensional chat group and he's helping them. He might learned that we screw up making Gacha Items."
"Please don't remind that. I might get scolded later after their quest."
"How about you just give up and leave it like that. Gacha Items are base on luck anyway. They won't notice it just like my berries."
Mumei suggested and when Kronii heard that, she touched her head in pain.
"You know, Mumei... You just told me that Dad is with the members of Dimensional Chat Group on the quest. Are you telling me to just leave it like that because we're already screwed?"
"Aaaahhhh~ I forgor."
"Mumei!"
Suddenly, someone came in from the entrance door and it was twin-tailed red hair Goddess of Chaos, Baelz.
She was panicking while breathing heavily,
"Kronii! Mumei! This is really bad! Fauna went nuts from overworking!"
"What?!"
Kronii and Mumei were shock from the bad news.
Hearing that, they looked at each other and immediately went to their office in hurry.
Arriving on a room filled of compiled paperwork that already looks like tower and reaches the ceiling. They felt bad seeing their fellow goddesses who are already very tired.
"Fauna has gone crazy! Look!"
Baelz pointed at Goddess of Nature, Fauna who's wearing a cow bikini outfit.
"Muuuuuuuu~ Muuuuuuuuu~ I'm a cow. Muuuuuuuu~"
Fauna was making animal sounds of a cow while moving on top of her table in all fours.
"Muuuuuuuu~"
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"Fauna?!!"
The three of them went panicked, seeing her in that condition.
"Should we bring her back to Garden of Eden?"
Baelz held on Fauna so she won't fall from her table.
"No, it will take a long time before her sanity returns back."
Kronii disagreed.
"Dad might be able to solve her condition." Mumei suggested.
Baelz together with Kronii looked at Mumei with squinted eyes.
"Mumei... Aren't you aware that Fauna has a serious father complex? Bringing her to him might worsen her condition." Kronii sighs.
"Doesn't that mean Fauna is getting horny to Dad just like mom?" Mumei tilted her head.
"Ugh!" Baelz looks disgusted.
"But our real Dad is already dead for a very long time and mom just reincarnated him into another person. We are not supposed to be related to this reincarnation of dad."
"This is really complicated. Greek Gods..."
Kronii just had another headache.
On another table, Goddess Aqua gets on floor, wailing as she complains loudly.
"Waaaahh! This is too much! These paperwork has no end and it keeps coming! Gaia-sama! Please come back already!"
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"Shut up! Aqua! We're not finishing anything with you being like that! That Simp Goddess is currently giving birth on a child. You have to wait more longer before she comes back."
Valkyrie, Reginleif scolded her while she continued checking the papers and stamped on it one by one.
Goddess of Space, Sana went between them.
"Please calm down you two. I'll work hard to finish many as I can so everyone can have a rest."
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"No! The one who need the rest most is you, Sana! I know, you are prone from having back pain. If something happened to you, all of the different universes will be in danger. Stop working and get some rest!" Reginleif scolded her too.
"Sorry..." Sana apologizes.
"Good grief... This is the Simp Goddess's fault!"
"Where's Eris?"
Sana looked around.
"She's with the Simp Goddess, assisting her in giving birth."
"Looks like, we have another little sister."
Sana looks happy.
"Muuuuuuu~"
Fauna went Muuuuuuu.
The other Goddesses doesn't know what to do with her.
"I guess we don't have other choice but to bring her here. She's our only hope in this dire situation." Baelz looks desperate.
"You mean her?"
Mumei knows who is she's talking about.
"Yeah, Adam's hidden child and the one who inherited his humanity. The Nephilim, Irys!" Baelz spoke with proud tone.
"You know, Bae... You're such a siscon towards her."
"Yeah, she's a siscon. She treats her different out of us siblings."
Kronii and Mumei looks at her suspiciously.
"Ufufu~ Siscon indeed."
Sana giggled at her.
"Siscon, Muuuuuu~"
Fauna followed while making cow sounds.
"Hey!"
Baelz looks really embarrassed.
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(Harukin's Clone POV)
- Alternate Konosuba World -
It was in the middle of the day when I went to meet up with Maple to go help her with the quest.
"Sun-kun!"
Maple was happily waving at me as I walked towards her.
"Sorry for keeping you wait."
"It's fine. I know how busy you are---taking care of them."
"Yeah... Those girls are really energetic. They immediately went on an adventure just after they ate their breakfast. The disastrous quest yesterday... they just forgot it just like that."
I was having a headache.
They all rush together to defeat the Giant Toad and gets eaten, becoming soak in slime saliva.
I'm glad I was able to stop Komi Shouko before she joined them. Yunyun immediately went to save her friends and successfully take them out from the giant toad's stomach. I was sure that they will learn their lesson from that but it was futile. Rika and Sanae was quite stubborn to show their new magic but it ends up quite disastrous. Other girls just followed after them.
"Hehe... I'm glad they're having fun. I wish I can join them."
Maple smiled and giggled at me.
"Just a little more. I will take you to my home world."
"Okay..."
Maple's face became a little bit red as she opens her system.
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Gamer System Quest (2/3)
(27,565/30,000) Defeat 30,000 Goblins (On progress).
(1/1) Defeat the Demon King's General Veldia (Completed).
(1/1) Defeat the Demon King's General Wiz (Completed).
(0/1) Defeat the Demon King's General Vanir in Keele's Dungeon (On progress).
(0/1) Save Alcanretia and defeat the Demon King's General Hans (On progress).
(0/1) Defend the Crimson Demon Village and defeat the general of the Demon King's army named 'Sylvia'.(On progress).
Failure: Can't redo the quest.
Reward:
Passive Skill: Immunity
100,000 Exp(Received)
Passive Skill: Longevity(Received)
60, 000/ Bonus Health points
20,000 Bonus Vitality points
Active Skill: Full Counter
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Just a little more goblins then we are finish with the first one. Next is Vanir---
"Vanir is not that really hard as long as we can convince him to admit defeat. He's not really that dangerous but he's a troll."
The truth is--- I want to hire this guy. His trolling skills is top notch and he will be a big asset to my big business.
"Kaede!"
A portal appeared near us and Risa together with Ai came out.
"Risa!"
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"Hehe."
They held each other's hand.
(These two are really close.)
When Risa noticed me, her expression change to disappointment.
"Oh, Haru. You're here." she spoke with indifferent tone.
"Yeah, I'm coming with you two on a quest."
"You don't have to-- Maple and I will be fine."
"Ummm... Sally? I'm sorry but I was the one who requested Sun-kun to accompany us since he's familiar with the dungeon."
"Ehh? We're gonna be fine unless you have other motives."
Risa was grinning while she's tickling Maple's side.
"I don't! Hey! Stop tickling me! Hahaha~"
When she let go of her and walked passed through my side.
"You have to take care of my best friend or else I will be angry if you make her cry."
After whispering to me, she walked ahead with a smile.
"Huh?"
I was confused of what she said because I sensed a bit of sadness from her.
"Risa! Is something wrong? Please tell me."
"There's nothing for you worry about."
I noticed Maple staring at her.
"Did you sense it too, Maple?"
"Yes... I've been with her for a long time so I'm sure there's something wrong that she doesn't want to tell us."
I glanced at Ai beside Maple.
"Do you know something?"
"No idea but---"
"Hm?"
I'm sure Ai know something.
"This morning when she woke up... she was acting strange."
"Acting strange?"
"I don't think she had a nightmare because her face was beet red and she's slamming her head on her pillow."
Maple and I look at each other out of confusion.
"She checked under her blanket and panicked then she quickly ran to the bathroom. She reminded me not to tell anybody."
"Oi! Is it really okay to tell about this?"
"Tell you what?"
Ai was very confused, tilting her head.
I remember that Maple and Ai was one entity just like me and Paimon.
(The innocence...)
"Forget it."
I walked ahead then Maple and Ai followed after me.
(To be continued.)
(A/N: I'll fix my mistakes later.)