Chapter 296: Buddha
Fanfic by: Geraint124x
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(3rd Person's POV)
- Records of Ragnarok World, Heavenly Realm(Valhalla) -
In middle of beautiful forest, under the giant tree, there was a tall, muscular man in a tank top with glasses along with robes tied around his waist wrapping back to his hands. He wears a bindi on his forehead, and has his light green hair, black on the sides, tied backwards in a classical/old-fashioned way with what seems to be a golden type of crown. He also dons earrings, a pair of rectangular glasses, and has elongated earlobes. He has sharp canines and is seen most of the time sucking a lollipop. The tank top he wears is accompanied an eyepatch-wearing rabbit design with the word "USACHAN" written right below it.
He was relaxing while lying down on the ground filled with green grasses as he swallowed one of the grapes he picked on the basket full of fruit and berries.
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"Huh?"
He stood up and looked at the sky,
Suddenly, the sky lit up and a humongous woman covered in a white veil appeared. She wears a white gown alongside a black mask that covers her face. Her clothes are decorated with a flower embroidery and she also wears multiple pieces of jewelry, such as pearl necklaces.
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When the humongous woman landed down, the ground shook hard.
"To think we will meet again here. I thought you'll never return here anymore... Primordial Greek Goddess and living personification of the Earth... Gaia-chan."
The man threw a strawberry up and caught it with his mouth.
"Buddha!"
The woman spoke as her voice echoes with angry tone.
"Oh, that's right! Uranus has been looking for you for a long time. Won't you return back to his side?" Buddha said with mocking tone.
"Never!" Gaia angrily yelled.
"Ha ha ha ha! Then what did you come here for? Most of the Gods here are seeing you as a traitor."
"I don't care."
Gaia took off her mask and her whole body lit up as her size became smaller.
She turned into a beautiful girl with light blue hair wearing a little bit revealing maid uniform.
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"Huh? Gaia-chan?"
Buddha was speechless.
"It's been a while, Buddha. Also don't call me with that name or I'll drag you down to the center of the earth!" Gaia warned him.
"Hahaha! What a scary woman..."
Buddha sat down on the ground.
"Hmph!"
Gaia hmphed and kneeled down, sitting in Seiza posture.
"I came here to ask for an advice from you."
"Advice? What kind of advice?"
"It's about my... boy--"
"Sorry! If it is something about romance, don't ask me those of things. Also, don't you have a little brother who's the primordial god of love and sex?"
"Yeah, I already did and my boyfriend called me a Perverted goddess! I asked the wrong person so I came to you."
"Pffffft! Hahahaha!"
Buddha laughed hard.
"Not funny."
Gaia frowned at him then she looked down becoming sad.
"I just want to make him happy. I thought a lot things to give him but he refused everything."
Buddha smiled,
"To think the old, scheming, wicked goddess became a young maiden in love."
"Oi! Are you referring to me?!"
Gaia glared at him.
"Haha! Who knows?"
Buddha just shrugged his shoulders.
"Grrrrrrrrr..."
Gaia looks frustrated of him.
"Anyway, you want this young man you love to be happy, right?"
"Yeah... Don't worry, I won't ask it for free."
Gaia nodded as she took out something from behind her back.
It was pack of candy sticks that came from the human world.
"Oh! Hell, yeah! Candies!"
Buddha was overjoyed as he immediately took the bag of candy and opened it.
He snapped the candy sticks from his mouth and just chomped it through like nothing.
"..."
Gaia's cheek twitched.
"If you wanted him to be happy..."
Buddha started to speak with serious tone.
Gaia was listening attentively.
"Well... simply, just shut up and do nothing."
...
"Huh?"
Gaia looks disappointed.
"What kind of answer is that? It sounds like you're telling me to give up."
"You're pregnant and I can sense the child on your tummy."
Gaia caresses her slightly bloating tummy.
"Yeah, you're right. I'm pregnant with a baby girl. Sun-kun decided to name her Nazuna."
"I see... I think he's already happy enough."
"You think so?"
"Yes... This child will be the most precious gift for him. I guarantee you."
...
Gaia smiled.
"Okay..."
Suddenly, Buddha furrowed his eyebrows when he felt something.
He grinned.
"I think, you have to go."
Gaia gritted her teeth in anger when she realized what he means.
"It's them?"
"Go back home. Your daughters won't be able to protect you here."
"What about you, Buddha?"
"You're worried at the wrong person."
"Fine..."
Gaia lit up and disappeared without a trace.
Buddha grabbed another candy and ate it.
"Buddha! We have a visitor!"
A boy with a child-like appearance ran towards him. Being short and thin, having long white hair and skin and without the hole on his chest. He also had the same tatoos for the Japanese kanji for fortune under his cheeks.
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"Hey! Aren't those candies? Let me have some!"
"Hehe... Zero, I refuse."
"Eh?! How stingy!"
Zero was about to grab the bag of candy but Buddha immediately took it away.
"Ho ho ho! How lively in here."
A frail old man with low stature and sunken eyes arrived before them. He has a small tuft of spiky grey hair on the very top of his head, thick eyebrows and a goatee. He wears a classical Greek clothing, a white sash tied to his waist and a piece of cloth covering his entire lower half.
Buddha and Zero stopped and glanced at the old man.
"Hm?"
"Buddha, do you have some explanation to me?"
Zero glanced at Buddha but he saw him smiling.
"Sorry, Zeus-chan but I don't remember what are your talking about."
"That woman, the grandmother of mine... she just came here, right?"
"Who knows?"
Zeus emits an intimidating aura as he approaches Buddha but Zero went in front of him to block his way.
"Did you know that she has created something? A powerful monster that can destroy Valhalla?"
"Zeus-chan, you're overthinking things. She doesn't have that intention already after running away and eloped with that mortal."
*Sigh*
Zeus sighs as his intimidating aura disappeared.
"I don't know what she's planning but I will destroy her again if she returns back here. We just can't pursue her with her five daughters protecting her in the new universe."
"Pffffft!"
"Huh?"
"Hahahahaha..."
Buddha laughed hard realizing that Gaia became unpredictable after falling in love which turned her into a idiot. Zeus became a paranoid because of that.
"Sounds like, she's having fun. I want to go there too."
Zeus and Zero was confused of his reaction.
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- One Piece World, 38 years ago -
(Harukin's POV)
- One Piece World, 38 years ago -
Few weeks later after winning the battle against Marines, we arrived on a town in a certain island using the marine warship we stole and I decided to make a pirate ship from the scratch.
On a beach filled with beautiful white sand while I was building the skeletal part of the ship in the middle of high noon with clear skies.
While hammering a big nail on the wood,
"Haru, are you planning to build the ship by yourself?"
Newgate was sitting on the piled of wooden plank, drink alcohol in the middle of the day.
"Yeah, Pops. It's faster if I do it myself."
*Sniff* *Sniff*
"Huh?"
I heard someone crying going towards us.
I stopped working when I saw Erza with Akane calming her down.
Remembering about her mother Irene,
"Ugh."
I don't know what to say.
"Erza... Akane..."
"Harukin, can you do something?" Akane said, wiping Erza's tears.
"That's..."
"Aren't you a doctor? While Erza and her mother are cutting onions, it got her eyes."
"About Irene... Huh?"
(To be continued.)
(A/N: I was really busy but I'm glad that I was able to upload a chapter. I'll fix my mistakes later.)
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