Chapter 79: Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls from Another World?
Fanfic by: Geraint124x
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(Harukin's POV)
- Konosuba World -
In our home, I was sitting on the living room with Komekko sleeping on my lap. I have visitors came here in our house, looking for me so I let them inside. Most of my visitors are my patients in my part time job as a doctor while others are our customers from magic item shop. It's better to have conversation in the living room, serving them some warm tea to show hospitality.
I heard their footsteps as they come here in the living room.
Harukin, here they are..." Yunyun said, guiding the visitors here.
When I saw my visitors,
"Welcome! Come sit with..."
I stopped and froze when I recognized them.
"Akane... Erza..." I spoke while completely shocked.
What are they doing here?
Then, I remembered what I read from the letter of the future me.
Paimon!
"Sorry for the sudden visit, Harukin. Erza and I just wanted to see you how you live here in your home world." Akane said.
"Ah!" Erza was surprised, looking at me.
Akane glanced at Erza,
"What's wrong, Erza?"
Erza pointed at me with her arm trembling,
"Harukin... You're wearing clothes!" she said.
"Of course, I'm wearing clothes. What are you saying?" I replied.
"But Harukin, You and Gray always walks around the town and inside the Guild, only wearing underwear shorts." Erza explained.
"Huh?" My parents together with Yunyun and Nee-san reacted.
"Now that you mention it, Harukin always comes to my room shirtless when he visited me." Akane remembered.
"Me too. Harukin is always like that at Grandpa Rob's House while sleeping with us that's why I'm already used to him being naked." Erza agreed.
"Eh?!" Yunyun and Nee-san was surprised.
My face went paled and sweats started to appear on my forehead.
I moved Komekko from my lap and placed her on the tatami floor, placing a pillow behind her head and covering her with a blanket.
I immediately went towards Akane and Erza,
"Akane, Erza. Please don't talk about my stripping habit here at my home. My family and friends here in my home world doesn't know I'm like that because I don't do that here." I whispered to both of them.
They looked at me with squinted eyes,
"Oh, I wish, you were like that with us. Taichi look up to you to much that he may copy your stripping habits when he grew up." Akane said.
"Well, I don't really mind you being like that but please don't do that when the two of us are alone in my room. The others might misunderstand that we're doing something indecent." Erza spoke while slightly blushing.
"Alone... together in her room..." Yunyun mumbled while blushing.
"Uhmm... Excuse me, Harukin. You seems to be close with those two beautiful girls. Can you introduce them to us?" Mom said, curiously looking at us with a smile.
"Ah! Sorry for the late introduction. I am..." Akane said, walking to the living room but she stopped and reddened.
"Akane? Is something wrong?" I asked.
She glanced at Erza and said while blushing,
"Erza... Can you please go ahead first. This is really embarrassing..."
"Akane, leave it to me for our first impression."
Erza went beside her then,
"Just like in the practice, I can do this."
She took a deep breath then her expression became serious.
Suddenly, she did a different kinds of poses of our clan.
At this moment, I understand what are they trying to do.
"I am called Erza! The foremost Wizard in the Fairy Tail Guild, she who will one day be an S-Class Wizard just like Harukin!" Erza yelled, doing our clans introduction.
...
Erza glanced at me with proud expression then smiling.
Erza... Aren't you embarrassed of what are you doing right now?
"Ahem!" Akane cleared her throat then suddenly, she did a different kinds of embarrassing poses.
"I am called Akane! The foremost Big sister in Hyakuya family, she who will one day be able to master Hamon!" she yelled while being embarrassed.
Akane, you did your best. I'm so proud of you that you didn't bite your tongue, doing that kind of embarrassing introduction of our clan.
...
Akane became teary-eyed, trembling in embarrassment.
Suddenly, she ran towards me.
"Harukin, this really embarrassing!" she yelled, hugging me with her face on my chest.
"Wah?!" Nee-san and Yunyun reacted.
I patted Akane's head,
"Yosh, yosh. It's good, Akane. I'm already amazed that you were able to do that."
"Akane, that's unfair. I want to be comforted by Harukin too."
Erza went behind me then she jumped, embracing me from my back.
She snuggled her face on my back, sniffing me from behind.
"This warm feeling of your back just like basking in the warmth of sunshine, I really like it. I've been missing it ever since you went for a S-Class quest two weeks ago. Hehe... It feels really good."
...
"Ara ara."
Mom suddenly appeared beside us, making me shivered.
"Harukin, you should stop flirting with your guests in front of your family and childhood friend. You should let them sit first and serve them some warm tea while I ask them questions." she said with menacing smile.
"Yes, Mom..." I responded.
I glanced at Akane and Erza,
"You two should sit first. I'll just prepare some tea for the two of you." I said.
Both of them nodded at me.
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In the living room sitting between Akane and Erza with Mom, Dad, Nee-san and Yunyun sitting in front of me.
Komekko was still sleeping soundly on the tatami floor.
"We'll introduce ourselves." Dad said, standing up together with Mom.
Nee-san also stood up while staring at me, can't believe what she seeing right now. Yunyun slowly stood up with sad expression.
All I can do is look down, avoiding eye contact with them.
Suddenly, all of them did a strange poses then yelled, introducing themselves one by one except Yunyun who seems dejected.
"I am called Hyoizaburoo! Owner of the foremost Magic Item Shop among the Crimson Demons, and master of Magic Item Crafting!"
"I am called Yuiyui! Hyoizaburoo's wife, one of the foremost housewives among the Crimson Demons, and she who takes care of her little children!"
"I am called Megumin! The future foremost and greatest mage among the Crimson Demons. Twin sister of Harukin and the one who will one day learn and master Explosion Magic!"
This is too cringy even though I saw it several times, living here in the village.
"I am called Yunyun... The future foremost mage among the Crimson Demons... and the future leader of this village..." Yunyun introduced herself, with dispirited expression.
*Sigh*
She sighed.
All of them sat back on the tatami floor.
"Yunyun, you don't look fine. Are you okay?" I asked her.
She glanced at me for a moment but she immediately looked away from me.
"No, I'm okay. Don't mind me." she responded.
Yunyun...
"Akane and Erza, right? I'm gonna ask you two, what is your relationship with our son?" Mom spoke.
Akane and Erza looked at each other in front of me.
"Akane, is it really okay to answer with that? We still didn't define our relationship with Harukin." Erza asked, whispering.
"Paimon said it's okay since our relationship with him is already like that. Also it's more strange if we call ourselves his friends from the way we treated him. " Akane answered.
"Then let's just go with that because it's the most appropriate response to her mom's question." Erza replied.
"I agreed but isn't it better if we confirmed it with Harukin first."
"Okay then, let's ask him first." Erza nodded.
Akane also nodded.
They seems to be synchronize.
Both of them stood up, facing me together.
...
"Harukin!" both of them said at the same time.
"I love you! Stay by my side forever as my lover." Akane confessed to me.
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"Me too, Harukin. I love you! I want you to become my boyfriend." Erza confessed to me too.
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I sweated profusely.
This is awkward because they confessed to me in front of my parents.
Nee-san and Yunyun are even here.
Looking at their reaction, Mom was just smiling, chilling while drinking tea while Dad has an unbelievable expression on his face.
Nee-san was glaring at me, giving me a sign to reject their confession of Erza and Akane to me.
Yunyun was completely shock and she was about to cry depending on my answer.
All of them are silent, waiting for my response.
Is this really okay?
The two of them confessed to me at the same time.
Is having a harem okay to me?
What about the others?
They might not agree to this.
I'm totally confused and conflicted on what I am going to do.
I remembered the message I read from the letter of the future me.
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Give up, it's totally inevitable.
The more you avoid it, the more it get worst.
And that's what happened to me.
Just accept it and move forward.
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Hahaha...
What a wise words, coming from the future me.
Well, I can't deny that I also love them.
I want to answer their confession but what about Yunyun?
She might not like this.
This might even ruined my relationship with her, causing her to hate me and I don't want that.
*Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper*
Suddenly, I heard someone whispering.
"Eh?" I heard Yunyun reacted on something.
"Huh?"
Glancing at her, I noticed Paimon appeared out of nowhere, whispering something on Yunyun's ears.
"Is that true?"
*Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper*
Paimon continued whispering on her ears.
"Then what am I going to do?"
*Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper*
The more I tried to listen, the more clearer I can hear them.
"Of course, I don't want lose him." Yunyun responded.
"Do you want to have many friends?"
"Of course, I want a lot of them."
"Then, just go ahead of them, making yourself his first lover then make the other girls who love him into his lover too while turning them into your friends. The more girls Harukin had, the more friends you can have. It's free real state, Yunyun. It's totally free." Paimon said to her.
"Okay, I'll do it." Yunyun said with determination.
"Now, go Yunyun. Make Harukin have a lot of lovers then turned them into your friends. But of course, you have to choose wisely just like choosing your friends."
"Yes, Master!"
...
What is Paimon saying to Yunyun?
That's might good for her, but that's a disaster for me.
Yunyun is weak to the word 'friend' and she can easily deceived by that.
Yunyun went towards me then she glanced at Erza and Akane,
"Akane and Erza right? Sorry, but I'm his first girl in his life." she proclaimed, holding my head.
"Don't move, Harukin." she said blushing, willing herself.
"Harukin, I love you. I should be your first."
She quickly moved her face towards mine, kissing my lips.
"Gyaaah?!" Nee-san freak out, screaming.
"Huh?" Akane and Erza was surprised.
"Nice, Yunyun." Mom gave her the thumbs up.
"What? You also laid your hands on the Chief's daughter! What I'm going to say to him?" Dad became problematic, holding his head with both of his hands.
Feeling her lips.
This...
It feels really good.
It's even better when she's the one who did it.
I afraid that I might eat her after this because she was my first love.
Looking at Paimon's reaction, she was grinning at me.
"Glorious Success." she said
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(Play YT: Helltaker mini-characters animation)
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When Yunyun let go my lips, she looked at Akane and Erza.
"Erza, Akane. If you want to become Harukin's lover, you have become my friend first." she said to them.
Erza and Akane looked at each other.
Both of shrugged their shoulders then they glanced back at Yunyun.
"Sure." Erza said.
"I don't really mind." Akane responded.
"Yay!" Yunyun rejoiced.
I totally speechless of what just happened.
The problem solved without me saying anything.
*Sigh*
I sighed,
"That's right, Harukin." Yunyun spoke.
"What?"
"What's your response to our confession?" she asked.
That's right, I still didn't gave them a response for their confession.
"If the three of you are okay with harem relationship with me, I don't mind having a romantic relationship at the same time with the three of you since I already love each one of you." I said with gentle smile.
The weight on my mind seems to be already lifted. I felt fresh right now.
The three of them smiled happily then jumped at me at the same time.
"Hehehe..." I giggled.
I felt happy that I can be with them as their lover.
....
Wait!
"Hmm... I felt like, I'm forgetting something."
"You don't have worry, you already forgotten it." I heard a familiar female voice.
"Huh?" I glanced at her.
I saw Nee-san with a tall and beautiful girl beside her. She is well-endowed for her young age and also has light blue eyes and straight, long blonde hair, usually kept in a ponytail tied with a braid and red hair clips secured on both sides of her bangs. She's wearing a navy blue business dress.
(Play: KonoSuba - Darkness Theme)
She was heavily breathing.
It was my Fiancée.
"Lalatina..." I said.
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"For you to forget your promise with my mother to celebrate my birthday with you, you're wonde-- No! You're the worst. Since I'm your Fiancée, I should be the one you prioritized but here you are, having fun with other girls while forgetting about me. It feels goo--bad that I really lov--regretting becoming your Fiancée." she said.
This girl...
Her expression and body language are not synchronize with what she saying.
"Sorry, I completely forgotten about you that I didn't even notice you, arriving here." I said, trying to trigger something out of her.
"Mmmmh!..." she suddenly moaned and got turned on.
She breathing heavily.
"How's your Mother?" I asked.
"She fine... Anyway, let go. I came here to fetch you on your village for birthday party to check in case you forgot it. I have at least introduce you to my other fellow nobles to show that I already have a Fiancé." she said, grabbing me from behind then dragging me with her outside.
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"Huh? Harukin already had a Fiancée? Since when?" Erza spoke.
"Wait!" Akane, Erza and Yunyun said at the same time, following after me.
(To be continued.)
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(A/N: It took a long time to finish this chapter. I'll fix my mistakes later.)