Chapter 339: School Life
Author: Geraint
Start: Fri, Jan 26, 2024
Finish: Feb 28, 2024, 10:56PM Wed
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After Roswaal left which is the homeroom teacher of the class, I got bored and took Paimon who's sitting on my right side and nibbled her head.
"Waahh! Harukin, stop eating Paimon's head!"
"You know, Paimon. I really hate attending school. This makes me remember unpleasant things from my past life."
Suddenly, my words grabbed attention and Ains, Tanya, Kazuma, even Subaru glanced to me in surprise.
"Past life, you mean?" Ains responded curiously.
"Yes, I'm a reincarnated person from Japan. My real name is Arata Shouta."
"Are you okay revealing those kind of information? Aren't you afraid--"
"Nah, it's fine! I don't really care. By the way, I was run-over by an oil tanker truck."
They all became pale hearing my cause of death.
"For the sake of our School Life here, let's all be friends!"
I raised my fist with full of energy but everyone was silent. There's nothing but awkward silence.
...
"Can anyone say something?"
"Harukin... everyone has their own situation. They can't reveal some kind of information like that. You're just to carefree."
"Eh?..."
I looked around then I found Kazuma.
"What about you Kazuma? Can you say something as someone from the same world as me?"
"What are you talking about? I don't know anything--"
"Oh, I remember about your cause of death and it's you---"
"STOP!!!"
Kazuma quickly left his seat and covered my mouth.
"You're going to kill me twice out of shame!"
"Pffffft!"
Aqua tried to suppress her laugh but she failed to do so.
"Hahahahaha!"
"This useless goddess!" Kazuma glared at her.
"Harukin!" Darkness stood up from her seat and approached me.
"Huh?"
I pushed Kazuma's hand away.
"If I exist in your world, doesn't mean you know me--"
"Who are you?" I quickly responded with contempt.
She was shocked and started to breathe heavily. Embracing herself tightly, she got turned on instead and moaned.
"Hmmmmph!... Those eyes! The way you look at me that I wasn't supposed to exist! Uuuu..."
After swooning, she fell down on the floor with happy expression.
"That was nasty."
"I'm not really. At my home world, she's my wife and currently pregnant."
"Really!?" Kazuma was shock.
"Despite her condition, she always asked me to abuse her. I already don't know what to do."
I sighed then responded.
"My condolence..."
Kazuma patted my shoulder.
Megumin who move out from her seat and tagged on my Yukata, asking something to me.
"Hey... you told me that I'm your twin sister in your home world."
"Yeah, but I'm actually adopted. Dad just found me in the river at the day of your birth so we became somewhat twins."
"Eh? Why would they do that? Shouldn't they look for your real parents? My parents are too poor support another child!"
"Well, you're right. I wonder what's going inside their head but that's kind of situation you have right now. I don't exist in your world."
Megumin looks unhappy with my words.
"Harukin, Paimon is hungry. Let's go to the cafeteria already."
Paimon was caressing her rambling stomach while floating close to me.
"Okay."
Paimon and I walked out of classroom but others followed after us.
"Huh?"
I saw Esdeath in her younger form looks irritated together with Krul who looks pale at the same time.
"Esdeath and Krul! What happened to the two of you?" Paimon asked.
"Are you two okay?" I followed.
Esdeath became furious.
"Ugh! I don't want this place! Who the hell put me in this place?! This is infuriating!"
"I don't mind being with others but I'm already too old to attend this school sh*t!" Krul sighed as she tries to calm herself.
"Sun-kun!"
Gaia in her real form came running to me while she was panting out of exhaustion.
"What wrong? Wait! Where are the others?"
I can't find my other lovers with her.
*Pant* *Pant*
After she catches her breath, she finally responded.
"I already sent them home. Hinagiku has Miko's diaper, Irene has a meeting with the Emperor, Maple has to finish her quest, Risa has her own school life. Everyone is busy that I don't have other choice but to send them home."
"Thanks for the hardwork--Wait! Why is Krul and Esdeath still here!?"
"Uuuu... Unfortunately, it should be impossible but I used my power and I can only send most of them.
"You guys! We've been waiting in front of the Cafeteria!"
Leone together with Erza, Akame, Chelsea and Akane was calling for us.
I ran towards them and asked,
"Do you guys want to go home? I'll help Gaia recover her powers so she can send all of you home."
"What about you, Haru?" Leone asked me.
"I already tried to go home but I can't open the world gate. I guess I'll stay here until this school life ends."
"Then I'll stay here also."
When I glanced at Erza, she turned towards Akane.
"I'm accompanying Akane but since, you're staying here. I guess it's worth it."
Looking at Akane, she smiled at me but she's giving a different vibe which is scary.
"You don't have to ask me. You should already know why I don't want to go home. I don't want to disturb their love nest."
Hearing that, I shivered to my spine until I unconsciously hugged Esdeath.
"Sun! What are you doing?!" Esdeath tried to push me away out of embarrassment.
"Okay! Okay!"
When I let go of her, I turned towards Chelsea and Akame.
"Ehehe."
Chelsea just giggled to me while Akame was drooling.
"I want to taste all the menu in Cafeteria."
"I see..."
When we receive our ordered food, we sat down together on one big table then I noticed that everyone from my class are watching me.
Erza noticed it and asked me curiously,
"Did something happened? Everyone was looking at you, Harukin."
"Nothing. Please ignore them."
Akame quickly finished her meal.
"Second please!"
"Go. I'll pay for it."
"Thank you!"
She quickly went to order another servings.
I noticed that Esdeath has little serving on her plate.
"You have to eat more so you have more meat in your body."
I held her arm and touched her skin in which I could that her body is thin with a little muscle.
"Shut up! This isn't supposed my real form."
I turned towards Krul and said the same thing.
"You too, Krul."
"Then let me suck your blood."
"Sure, but how about trying Paimon?"
I grabbed Paimon and pushed her towards Krul.
"Hey! Stop it! Please don't eat Paimon!"
"I'm just joking. Esdeath and I just like eating your cookings more than the food here in the cafeteria."
"Okay then, I'll make a food for dinner tonight!"
Turning to my right side on which Gaia was staring at me with a smile the whole time.
"Gaia..."
"Sun-kun! The Earth need the Sun to warm herself! Or else I freeze up and become dead planet."
"If you get too close to me, you'll get burn."
"Who cares about humanity as long as I can get close with Sun-kun?"
"Oi!"
"They're nothing but bacteria that living in me."
She turns yandere.
"Nah, I'm just joking."
But it doesn't sound like a joke to me.
"Anyway, what are you eating?"
Looking at her plate, there was nothing but different kinds of flowers. She's eating it like a snack.
"I picked them up from the garden. They're not bad."
"..."
Looking around the cafeteria, I didn't find my little sister Lolisa and her group chat.
"Huh? Where's Lolisa and her friends?"
"Don't know. Council's power is beyond this world. They can skip school life by going to quest."
I stared at this primordial goddess of earth beside me who's the parent of the council.
"Hey! I sent most of your lovers home! Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Why can't I open the world gate?"
She looks away from me.
"Well... I want to spend school life with you here."
"So, it's your fault, Perverted Goddess."
I pinched her cheek.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
"Huh?"
Sensing something with my clone in another world, I turned towards Esdeath and Krul.
"Esdeath, Krul!"
"Hm? What is it?" Krul responded.
"Something wrong?"
"My clone just arrived back in that world but different timeline. Something happened and a war has gonna broke out soon."
The two of them stop eating then they smiled.
"Did you just say 'War', Sun?"
"Husband, we've been waiting for this kind of event to happen."
They seem to look excited.
"It's a big war against the Marines. We're gonna be pirates." I explained.
"Count us in, Sun! We would like to join too." Leone was cracking her fist.
"Harukin!" Erza and Akane nodded at me.
"I guess, I'll join in this voyage of yours." Chelsea smiled.
Akame nodded silently after finishing her meal.
"What about you, Gaia?"
"Nah, I'll stay here. The real body is here."
Turning towards Paimon,
"Paimon is in the same situation as you. Paimon can't get away from this place."
"Well then, I'll be sending everyone to my clone. And Gaia, I want you to send Aqua with them. We'll need her as a support."
"Understood."
(To be continued.)
Harukin: Happy Birthday Yunyun!
Yunyun: Thank you, Harukin!
Megumin: Happy Birthday!
Kaede/Maple: Happy Birthday!
Risa/Sally: Happy Birthday!
Komi: [Happy Birthday!]
Bocchi: Happy Birthday!
Sanae: Happy Birthday!
Rikka: Happy Birthday!
Meiko/Menma: Happy Birthday!
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YUNYUN?!!
Yunyun woke up to reality and she's alone in her home.
Yunyun: Where's everyone?!! Harukin?!
Megumin: Shut up!
Megumin was carrying a cake then she placed it on the table.
Yunyun: Megumin!
Yunyun came crying to her.
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(A/N: I'm making original story while trying to fight my laziness. Before I knew it, I haven't start anything that even delayed this fanfic to one times a month upload. I'll try my best while dealing a lot thing irl. I'll fix my mistakes later.)